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WEATHER PREDICTION FOR 2022 -23

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 17:36:24 ago (+5/-0)     (HDLunited)

One year ago I posted my Weather prediction here based upon the behavior of my bears....it was terribly accurate and this winter season, according to my observations, will "bear" down harder.

Last year my big guy Brutus went into heat near the end of June, 2 weeks earlier than usual. This year it's like he went into heat soon after he woke from hibernation. The end of May saw Brutus with 6-8 female bears, one not even 2 years of age yet. I have noticed in the past few years that bears are breeding younger today.

Anyways, as of this post, the bears have consumed nearly 2,000lbs of peanuts and 500lbs of black oil seed, this is for my 3 home bears, but at different times I had as many as 14 bears here and on average there'd be 7-8 bears every day.

Last year's feeding ended around end of October but just a few years ago they were feeding up until December...this is the 1st time I've seen them not eating much this time of year, they're slowing down and getting lethargic, they've got dens in the backyard but are passing out under my pine trees, Brutus parked his fat ass on top of my wife's flower bed and wouldn't move for the day.

They went into heat earlier than last year, they really packed on the fat and their hide was thick with rich blue fur by September.

Woke up this morning to snow and it's only mid October. It's 17.30hrs, wet snow rain mix, miserable and no bears, part of me wants to visit the dens but it's best I don't.

As Brutus was licking honey from my hands the other day I was talking to him about how long the fucking winters are and how fortunate he was to sleep it away.

OVERALL PREDICTION...COLD WEATHER AND LOTS OF SNOW AND LATE SPRING.
CLIMATE CHANGE IS ✡️.


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 18:22:14 ago (+3/-0)

May saw Brutus with 6-8 female bears, one not even 2 years of age yet.

Maybe you should rename him @blumen4alles

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 18:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Battlefat 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 22:40:31 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 23:03:06 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot his teeth...but flattering nonetheless

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 20, 2022 00:29:48 ago (+1/-0)

We’re having an unbelievable indian summer here, whereas it’s usually a foot of snow by now. Weather is dynamic. Even if the whole globe is 1 degree warmer, it doesn’t mean shit locally. But I’m guessing you’re in mideastern US, which is going to have recored cold this winter.
Edit: except aren’t you canadian? Onterrible: Yours To Recover.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 20:11:21 ago (+1/-0)

Peanuts are a bear aphrodisiac.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 22:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

We're due for a heavy winter. I'll make a prediction that you can take to the bank. In the winter, its gonna be cold AF and snow. In the summer, its gonna be hotter than balls. Spring and fall blah blah we know what its gonna be.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 19, 2022 18:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

I dont think the bears have any special predictive power. If they are early to mate or hibernate, it has to do with weather that is already past, not what will happen in 3 or 4 months. An early frost does not necessarily mean a long winter or a cold winter. They could be affected by all kinds of things, like too much nutella!