Tesco store bans man from buying a sandwich until he downloads an app - Upgoat

Tesco store bans man from buying a sandwich until he downloads an app
submitted by Conspirologist to WTF 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 03:40:34 ago (+17/-1) (archive.ph)
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[ - ] Prairie 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 10:03:00 ago (+4/-0)

Easy solution: start eating the sandwich as you're checking out.

[ - ] VoatGoat 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 11:13:53 ago (+3/-0)

Life hack in situations like this: you don't need to download an app if you just steal the sandwich.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 13:43:42 ago (+0/-0)

God damn it. Niggers are geniuses, after all!

WAKANDA FOREVER!!!

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 03:50:44 ago (+3/-0)

They'll be bombed if morons do the stupid thing and obey. All globalist's stores and businesses will become targets. It can't help but go that way.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 11:18:20 ago (+2/-0)

Step one of enacting a social credit system.

[ - ] BrokenVoat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 12:02:56 ago (+1/-0)

Claim your phone was hacked due to app and sue Tesco.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 10:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 13:45:02 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta randomly destroy a bunch of stuff for no reason at all, to make sure it's "mostly peaceful" enough for you to be let go without any charges.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 10:46:23 ago (+1/-0)

They are pushing all the supermarket clubcards because they are going to be the backbone of the social credit eco shite

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 09:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you I'm out

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 17, 2022 06:26:35 ago (+1/-0)

I mean, ok, keep your sandwich then I guess.