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The Parable of Woodshop Hon

submitted by Battlefat to whatever 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:07:53 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

Several weeks ago, an absurd pair of silicone breasts was unfurled in a Canadian high school woodshop as testament to the relative absurdity of western social mores, and a living, breathing, bouncing meme was born.

As Halloween approaches in the USA, the market demand for the monstrous milkers has caused a spike in price, from $400/pair at nadir to $750+ peak and rising.

And thus the equivalent of a year’s salary in the majority impoverished portions of the world is spent for one night of lulz on a degenerate theme in the United States, and some wonder why they hate us.

They don’t really since they want to be us, but it’s a poor example to set for sure. I’m not the morality police, and I would point and laugh at the spectacle (as I have) but it’s tiresome to hear complaints of gas prices and food costs when fake silicone double ZZ titties are at a premium for holiday and no one seems much concerned.

Truly


6 comments block


[ - ] con77 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:21:44 ago (+4/-0)*

I may not like them but I will defend to the death your right to make tasteless jokes

[ - ] Battlefat [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:53:16 ago (+3/-0)

I’m imaging some tribe member stuffing his storage units full as hedge, and some poor YouTuber live-streaming his storage wars style haul several years from now

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 14:09:32 ago (+3/-0)*

Or they're found 200 years from now

[ - ] hammerstrabe 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 14:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

It is Canada

[ - ] Battlefat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:24:57 ago (+1/-0)

Acknowledged