@Centaurus joke on the front page reminded me of this. 27 years ago I had a garage apt in the old section of St Pete Florida.
It was the second floor above a garage, Old structure dating to shortly after 1900. the house was owned by a coworkers sister and brother in law.
My coworker lived in the house next door. the apt was probably about 400 sq ft. I had many friends that would come over. They would park in the alley behind the garage.
They would usually shout up "hey con you home?" heres where it gets absurd. My landlord loved to sunbathe in the nude. he was a big fat HAIRY guy. He would hear a car park. hear my friends call up to me. and wait until they walked in the back gate to slowly put the smallest washcloth you can imagine over his cock and balls!. Im talking like 4"x4"!
My friends would come upstairs and ask "what the fuck is up with that guy?". I'd just laugh. fucking perv.
Mildly interesting side note: My next door coworkers live in boyfriend was an ex Alabama football player. Big rough redneck. Cool guy.
Im coming home drunk one night about 2:30 am and I see a collie fucking his rottweiler. His rottweiler was a male! I see the guy the next day and tell him what I saw in my drunken stupor.
He hangs his head in shame and says " yeah, Rockys a fag". Meaning the dog! HHHAAAAAA!!!!
Grew up in MA. In the late 80's my buddies were hitting clubs in Boston, on the way home they all had no money left but wanted food, so my buddy Gauth suggested they pull in front of a pizza joint, he would order it and run out with it without paying. While waiting, he pulls a fire extinguisher off of the wall and when they guy working puts in on the counter, he picks up the fire extinguisher and hoses him down, grabs the pizza and screws. They get pulled over on the way home and the cops see them stuffing a pizza box under the back seat, they get caught. He was going to be charged with armed robbery, bunch of other charges, so he packs up his small GMC pickup with all of his crap and drives to ST. Pete FL, lives in a trailer in his uncles back yard. I go down to see him a year later and we hit up The Gallery (was a club on St. Pete Beach, blind pass blvd in the late 80's - I was still under age - had a fake ID). End up hooking up with this smoking hot 28 year old chick, takes me back to her place. West coast of FL back in the 80's, good times indeed
dude. I banged so many tourist chicks on the beach in the 80's! I remember the gallery. when you hear 'florida man' its usually a yankee fleeing warrants.
Xtians all together now.....REEEEEEEEEEE! Homo-sex-u-ality is unnatural and no animals can ever exhibit it, and how dare you suggest our LARD could ever make a homo-sex-ual dog, and you will burn forever in hellfire for even suggesting it, and, and...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Maybe they could make it in to a movie. Im thinking Mathew McConaughey as you.
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Hulk Hogan.
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