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Paypal account status: CLOSED

submitted by lord_nougat to whatever 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:26:47 ago (+71/-2)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:02:27 ago (+8/-0)

I closed mine yesterday after twenty some years. I told'em I would never allow a buncha jews to tell me how to think.

[ - ] zongongo 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:17:24 ago (+4/-0)

I also closed mine yesterday ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:06:57 ago (+2/-0)

Good onya. Better late than never!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

They told me it would take up to 30 days to close my account.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 01:49:37 ago (+3/-0)

Oh well, send them daily emails telling them how absolutely politically zionist and globohomo retarded their entire Corporate is .... and then end each one with how many more days of daily email reminders are left.

[ - ] NemesisPrime 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 07:34:20 ago (+0/-0)

That's actually quite brilliant.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:58:56 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck, that's gay.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 09:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

What's the alternative?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 11:42:17 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:53:49 ago (+5/-1)

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[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:40:43 ago (+5/-0)

Shame that boomer couldn't say Fuck Joe Biden either.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:59:45 ago (+3/-0)

That is a tragic oversight. Also saying that nigger lives do not matter but White lives do might have been fun. Perhaps there's a character limit.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 20:58:40 ago (+3/-0)

"Gay means happy, not degenerate"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 09:15:50 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 20:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

Well, in that case I am happy to see you!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:33:44 ago (+1/-1)

Yes, but all the kids swallowed the propaganda like a hot load of cum.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:47:23 ago (+3/-0)

After all that, might as well close with a stern "Fuck Joe Biden."

[ - ] Neral 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 00:08:45 ago (+2/-0)

This is how you avoid the "Are you absolutely sure?" prompt that normally follows.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 11:45:26 ago (+1/-0)

can you post that as paste-able text here, so we can all close our accounts with the same text :)
yes, i am too gay and lazy to type it myself.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 20:57:31 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] carnold03 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:26:18 ago (+3/-1)

GABPAY.COM

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 09:17:46 ago (+2/-0)

Thought gab was ๐Ÿ‘ƒ owned

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 19:19:55 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot to put, Niggers cause a disproportionate amount of crime.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 21:06:24 ago (+2/-2)

If you're anti abortion you're pro nigger

ร€nd an enemy of america

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 08:44:30 ago (+1/-0)

Paypal employees are definitely cum gurgling fags.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 02:32:38 ago (+1/-0)

I closed mine last week

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

too subtle

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 09:18:39 ago (+0/-0)

Needs clarification

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

I have given you one virtue point.
Spend it wisely, son.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:41:52 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, dad!

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:37:55 ago (+1/-0)

Outstanding!!!
Pretty well sums it up.
Another woke company can go fuck themselves.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:28:12 ago (+1/-0)

You didn't send that shit.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:30:36 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:45:46 ago (+2/-0)

Well shucks. Thanks.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 18:30:05 ago (+2/-0)

...he claimed without evidence.

But then, I didn't claim to, did I? I closed my paypal account like six gorillion years ago.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 17:45:20 ago (+0/-0)

How heroic of you. Why didn't you do it years ago when they were already deplatforming conservatives over the most ridiculous things?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 11:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

From Wikipedia. CEO is a Jewish Commie:

Last paragraph: Jewish Commie:

Schulman was born in Newark, New Jersey to Jewish parents, and grew up in Princeton, New Jersey. He was captain of the tennis and lacrosse teams at Princeton High School, and went on to receive a bachelor's degree in economics from Middlebury College, and an MBA from New York University Stern School of Business.[2][3][4]
His mother, S. Ruth Schulman, was associate dean of Rutgers' Graduate School of Applied and Professional Psychology (GSAPP) from 1974 to 1999.[5] His father, Mel Schulman, was a chemical engineer.[6]
Schulman once told The New York Times, "I was born with social activism in my DNA. My grandfather was a union organizer in the garment district in New York City. My mother took me to a civil rights demonstration in Washington in my stroller."[4]

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 10:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] JoggerLogger 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 07:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

would have had better luck sending a message if you didnโ€™t say all of that. not that i disagree but some one will see that feedback and throw it in the trash. Versus saying you closed it for safety reasons over their latest claims.

[ - ] GetOnScored 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 05:06:05 ago (+0/-0)

I agree, except for Ukraine being evil, anyone who's opposed to the asiatic horde and their attempts to replace Europeans with Chechens and Central Asians are fine by me.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 01:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

paypal employees are shocked

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 00:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

I just put "Fuck your AUP"

Closed and all data removed(separate request required)

dont forget to reply to the closure notice with: "Fuck you" or equivalent (its a monitored address)

[ - ] charliebrown_au 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 00:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

Judeo Christianity is a scam for goyim

We dont need it

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 21:05:30 ago (+0/-0)

christ cuckery

You dun failed at existence

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 21:24:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I ceased existing yesterday.

I started existing again a minute ago again, though.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 21:29:30 ago (+0/-0)

unfortunate