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What is your choice for the last meal?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:35:05 ago (+4/-0)     (AskGoats)

What is your choice for the last meal? I am wondering what to get for the last wish. Add your preferences here down below. Post your best food experiences.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 16:06:54 ago (+4/-0)

Why, the endless buffet of course.

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:47:33 ago (+4/-0)

Rare Ribeye, Lobster tail and claws, asparagus, roasted potatoes, beets.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:28:59 ago (+3/-0)

King crab legs,Fillet steak-med.Blueberry cheesecake,6-pac LoneStar beer.

Good-bye cruel world.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:48:19 ago (+3/-0)

The best beer battered fish and chips you can find.

OR

Chicken and eggs from Waffle House.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:47:29 ago (+1/-0)

Going to waffle house does seem like a probably death sentence, so that's an appropriate choice I suppose.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 16:22:08 ago (+2/-0)

OPs mothers vagina

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:57:03 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:44:10 ago (+2/-0)

Medium rare ribeye, loaded baked potato, bacon wrapped asparagus and a half a bottle of Pinot Noir.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:46:35 ago (+1/-0)

I do likes me some peanut noyer!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 23:17:53 ago (+1/-0)

pussy

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 18:18:35 ago (+1/-0)

Century eggs made from scratch.

[ - ] Bufordxl 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 16:08:54 ago (+1/-0)

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:57:02 ago (+1/-0)

A pill that kills me quickly and painlessly and a bottle of good beer.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:46:39 ago (+1/-0)

Embrosia of the gods with a side of that mushroom that makes super mario get all big and super, along with a serving of the salmon of knowledge.

With pleasantly chilled revenge for dessert.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:34:16 ago (+2/-0)

Couldn't find the Mario mushroom, but I just picked up a bunch of these. They won't make you big or super, but they'll definitely take the edge off
https://files.catbox.moe/s8sexi.jpg

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:39:54 ago (+1/-0)

Nice!!

OMW

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

Going to a bluegrass festival this weekend, those plus the gel tabs and mescaline tea should come in handy. Wish me luck.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:46:01 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck!

And wish I was there - bluegrass festivals sound cool. We only have crime and / or faggotry festivals here.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:53:39 ago (+1/-0)

I go to one every spring and every fall. It's my break from the bullshit. Good music, they people are white, cold beer, and primitive camping. If you make it out to Florida in the fall or spring let me know. It's one of this areas best kept secrets. I'm telling ya, I don't see a single nigger all weekend except for the ones that clean the porta potties.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 16:51:58 ago (+1/-0)

If I were free I'd meet you there! It's been so long since I went to a festival. I hope you have a blast, bro!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 18:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yeah, thanks man!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:56:28 ago (+0/-0)

That literally sounds heavenly.

Today, we're looking at farms for sale in Kentucky...

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 03:26:33 ago (+0/-0)

Cajun boiled crawdads, chicken fried steak with cream gravy and mashed potatoes. Fried green tomatoes with Praline Pecan Blue Bell ice cream.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 23:35:55 ago (+0/-0)

I heard you crap yourself when you die, so I guess I'd order whatever gives me explosive diareah. CHA CHA CHA!

if I'm lucky, the janitor will get wind of my plan and bust me out so he doesn't have to clean up the sewage my exploding corpse leaves behind.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 20:57:24 ago (+0/-0)

How about a soft boiled scotch egg, twice fried potatoes with a rosemary butter cream sauce. Summer tomatoes, long-stem broccoli and grilled peppers. For the steak, a blue rare tamohok rib wrapped in bacon and a lamb standing rib roast. Dessert is a warm creme' bruele with salted dolce-de-lece ice cream, and a flaming shot of rum.

Top it off with a bottle of jim beam and a blow job from the wardens wife.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 19:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

Medium rare filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, and asparagus that has been fried to the point where it's shriveled and slightly burnt.

Snow crab also works.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 18:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

If I know I'm about to be executed, food will be the last thing on my mind

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 17:39:13 ago (+0/-0)

I had a tortilla soup in dallas that may have been the best soup Ive ever eaten

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 03:29:48 ago (+0/-0)

Café Brazil? I know that feel.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 16:00:28 ago (+0/-0)

I would like thanksgiving dinner, and rocky road ice cream

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 15:46:54 ago (+0/-0)

Homemade Gumbo with the alligator sauce piquant plus spicy boiled crawfish. Will die happy.