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Choose wisely...

submitted by Centaurus to whatever 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 22:18:31 ago (+4/-0)     (midi.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 13:19:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 14:05:43 ago (+0/-0)

I like it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 07:05:29 ago (+2/-0)

im struggling to find three useful ones. i already have an ideal beard for a start, anyone can identify emotions without needing to talk to someone, the taste one actually implies you need to learn how to cook, or you go into mcdonalds thinking a big mac should taste like a custard donut or some dumb shit.

if you take the memory potion youd be able to sit there and listen to language lessons for a few weeks and bang... speak every language redundant....

sleep is great, so ill pass on the never need sleep thing

[ - ] WhiteGoat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 06:48:40 ago (+1/-0)

I was hoping the black one was nigger repellent. Also, do chinks count as insects?

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 06:18:51 ago (+1/-0)

Teleport, many languages, never sleep. Let the party begin.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:54:00 ago (+1/-0)

Every choice given is a deal with the devil. I've learned enough about the misery of this world with only one language. I don't need to be fluent in Tutsi to know that getting your face chopped off with a machete sucks.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:23:10 ago (+1/-0)

Choose wisely amongst these dozen retarded options. Ready, GO!

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:06:52 ago (+1/-0)

All languages - words make your reality. So knowing all languages allows you to experience the world from different perspectives. Never need to sleep - essentially doubling your lifespan and you can sleep if you want to. Things taste like you want them too - can eat 100% healthy but still enjoy the taste.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 01:25:03 ago (+1/-0)

I never do what they ask me to do.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

No Sleep, languages and fairys.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 02:18:02 ago (+0/-0)

You don't like to sleep at times? Sometimes I find taking a nap is the greatest thing in the world! I'm with you on the other two! If only to be able to tell when Asians are talking about you!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 03:05:52 ago (+0/-0)

Fair point, I love sleeping but I'd be fine if I could but didn't have to

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:08:36 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't say you cannot sleep just that you do not need to

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:35:46 ago (+4/-0)

Do I get to choose the type of cheese?

What happens if you kick the ground?

If you kick joe biden, do you get Cheesy Potatus?

So many questions...

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:34:29 ago (+2/-0)

All felines like me upon meeting me, all insects avoid me, and grow my ideal beard. I want to frolic with lions and tigers in the wild and grow a mane so majestic even the lions will see me as a god.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 10:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

I have all those just by being a man. I even high five mosquitos as they fly past me to bite the wife.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 21:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

theyre taking the dolmio grin so you dont have to.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 11:09:05 ago (+0/-0)

In my day we called them red wings; I must be one of the older ones in this group.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 23:24:17 ago (+1/-0)

Never need sleep and always feel rested.
You can record things perfectly into your memory at will.
You can teleport into any airport.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 23:35:58 ago (+2/-0)

You wont last long teleporting to airports without bug resistance. Is better memory really better than no bugs ever?

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 23:42:11 ago (+2/-0)

Guess I had a narrow interpretation of "bugs".

Probably because I never get sick.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 02:15:09 ago (+0/-0)

You don't like to sleep at times?

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 11:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

I do, very much :)

The prospect of all that time seems very appealing, though.

Bet that ability would come with some sort of nasty hook that only manifested after years of foregoing a normal process though. Wouldn't matter how much time I had if I went mad :)

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 23:22:59 ago (+3/-0)

teleport. perfect memory (doubles as languages thing). all insects avoid me.

cats already love me

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 23:11:49 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:35:18 ago (+1/-0)

this is my same choice

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:44:00 ago (+1/-0)

Why the airports?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I was wondering. What advantage do you get from that and if you can teleport why do you need a fuckin plane ride?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 06:59:17 ago (+0/-0)

doesnt say anything about being on the air side so im guessing you still have to pay for your own ticket.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 02:11:29 ago (+1/-0)

Do you really want a perfect memory? You'd remember what pain felt like and grief. No thank you!

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:07:25 ago (+0/-0)

You have choice if you record it

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 06:19:13 ago (+1/-0)

I'd swap the language for cheese. Think about it, if you have perfect memory, you should be able to learn any language. Cheese is never going hungry.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 12:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

This is the best choice.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 23:10:33 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty easy. Speak every language and have perfect memory. The third can be something trivial like all insects avoid me or grow the perfect beard.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 22:29:20 ago (+3/-0)

Body temp, never need sleep, teleport

Mug someone in Buenos Aires for their food and eat it outside of a Siberian airport, run naked through the snow all night long

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 22:50:31 ago (+2/-0)

You could be the new Waldo.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:44:49 ago (+2/-0)

But you never feel warm or cold. It's nice to feel both

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 06:18:03 ago (+1/-0)

Are you trying to make me feel my own feelings? No thank you.