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Raisin Mulberry pie

submitted by MrPancake to Cooking 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:41:21 ago (+18/-0)     (Cooking)

The wife is making one for our Sunday family dinner. The house smells like mulberry jam. Seethe in jealousy.

Edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7xjb6p.png


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:43:58 ago (+5/-0)

I like raisins. I'm a weirdo. I'm not too sure how I feel about them in a pie though. It might be good, but hot raisins aren't sounding so hot.

[ - ] themrspancake 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:52:47 ago (+6/-0)

This is the recipe I use: https://www.iga.net/en/inspiring_recipes/recipes/old-fashioned_raisin_pie

If you are using a deep dish 9 inch pie crust, you need to increase the filling by 50%

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:10:41 ago (+3/-0)

That looks like you could add pecans and I'd enjoy it a lot.

[ - ] themrspancake 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 15:29:12 ago (+2/-0)

If you like nuts, you should also try this: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/24705/bananas-foster-ii/

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 17:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:22:00 ago (+3/-0)

Like arroz con dulce without the rice.

I will be trying this. Thank you for sharing!

P.S. yes Mr pancake I am very jealous of you having a spouse that will make Sunday dinner for you.
I dont even trust mine to make coffee.

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:33:39 ago (+2/-0)

Mine even roasts our coffee from green coffee beans. https://www.coffeebeancorral.com You just need a cast iron skillet (dutch oven is better) and a wooden spoon.

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:38:10 ago (+0/-1)

arroz con dulce

Go back to Mexico, beanface

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:58:42 ago (+2/-0)

Mexicans make a different shit tier version. Like your mom's sandwiches. Crappy versions of good sandwiches.

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:02:02 ago (+0/-1)

Fuck off back to Mexico, retard. You sent me private love letters praising my mom’s sandwiches. I have proof. You are so jealous because everything you make tastes like beans.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:06:31 ago (+2/-1)

Hahahahaha Ragnar your mom was right. You are the most special of them all.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 09:47:34 ago (+0/-0)

Is that your reaction? You are not even denying sending me retarded dm trying to suck my cock because you can’t.
Just because your food tastes like rotten beans, you don’t have to hate others. You should go back to Mexico where your people will appreciate your disgusting food.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 09:50:59 ago (+0/-0)

What kind of weird fantasies are you trying to write? Damn you're " thirsty" as fuck. Makes sense since your mom's cooking is so dry.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

I’m fully hydrated, thank you very much. Even if I weren’t I would never touch a gross stinky beanface like you.
Stay envious of my mom’s cooking till you die beech
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[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:43:17 ago (+3/-0)

Thank you so much @themrspancake ! You are to be cherished!
Ever since I was a child when someone would ask me what kind of cake I wanted for my birthday I would always tell them, Pie! I want Pie for my birthday! For some reason I have never gotten a PIE! They always make some dry cake!
Oh for a woman in my life that would make me pie for my birthday!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 15:22:15 ago (+1/-0)

Same! I always say nobody likes cake.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:39:29 ago (+0/-0)

I love cake. You are retarded.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:52:11 ago (+1/-0)

Molly, my sister, and I fell out,
And what do you think it was all about?
She loved coffee and I loved tea,
And that was the reason we couldn't agree.


Now the second person could be anything boy or girl but I'm going to assign you as molly ....for reasons.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:58:00 ago (+0/-0)

Your kids are grown ass midgets, and you are still reading nursery rhymes.
Is it because they are too retarded to read anything else?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:01:31 ago (+1/-0)

But you recognized a nursery rhyme and no only 1 is grown ish. I still have 2 kids under the age of 5.

I just saw the 2nd half

How can she slap??

Youre not even at my level. Catch up. Then we can talk kids.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

How can who slap? Who are you responding to? What a retard

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:07:40 ago (+1/-0)*

You because you drug kids into like a bitch.

Bitch.
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[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:04:17 ago (+0/-1)

Two kids under 5? Sheesh did you have them at 45? I bet they are downy tards which is why they only communicate through nursery rhymes and word cards.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

Eww store bought shell!?
Divorce.

[ - ] themrspancake 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 08:30:15 ago (+0/-0)

Ignore that part. Making your own crust is a no brainer for anyone making a pie from scratch.

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:50:07 ago (+2/-0)

I dislike raisins. Raisin bran as a kid was the only exception. My father requested a raisin pie a few months ago; I was not relishing the prospect. The Mrs. goes to nuts.com and gets some large golden raisins (not sunmade crap) and makes a pie. Holy shit. Fast forward, she gets the idea to mix mulberry's in with it.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 20:42:12 ago (+2/-0)

large golden raisins

Does she do the trick where you soak them in rum overnight?
That adds a nice touch.

[ - ] themrspancake 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 11:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

I did not know of this trick. I boil them in brown sugar, water and butter. However; I will be soaking them in rum overnight for the next pie. Thank you!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 14:17:55 ago (+2/-0)

You can let them go for a couple days, not just overnight.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 17:06:17 ago (+1/-0)*

My dad is also a raisin fanatic. Raisn bran (which looked like diarrhea to me), raisin muffins, rum raisin ice cream, mince meat pie (which has raisns in it)— if it has raisins in it, he bought it. I dont know what they were putting in raisins in the 1950s , heroin maybe. The man is hooked on raisins. But the pie sounds good.

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:43:42 ago (+3/-0)

Don't listen to Ragnar; he is upset because a women hasn't fed him today.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 09:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

Mr. Pancake you are supposed to be a good guy, don’t turn into a cunt for the childless vulgar hag

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:35:20 ago (+0/-0)

I hate raisins, yuck, but I like mincemeat pies, yum.
Unfortunately for you though, your life is fruitless because you are a barren childless over the hill hag.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 20:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

Remind me how much fruit youve produced? None? Tick tick

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 09:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

Far more than you and more to come, unlike you who is way past her fertility expiration date

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 16:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

None. Youve produced none.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

If that’s what makes you sleep at night lol retarded dried up childless hag.
You are so old and haggard they hang your pictures to scare children off on Halloween

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

Always so angr. This is why no one on this site believes you are married with children or that you have sex with any regularity whatsoever. You are too petty an vicious to have an ounce of domestic bliss. Either you were divorce raped and you never see your kids, or you never had any in the first place. Im guessing the later. And you are well into your thirties so you arent cute anymore. The young girls find you disgusting and old. How are you going to attract a spouse with that shitty personality? Are you a millionaire?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lmaoooo wrong on all accounts. Every single guess is wrong. Retard. Go bake us a cake, grandma
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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 16:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

Ya like mince meat ? Full of raisins.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 17:05:50 ago (+0/-0)

I have never eaten mince meat. Probably not.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:57:50 ago (+4/-0)

My rage and fury levels are incalculable!

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:57:29 ago (+4/-0)

and i bet you made her pancakes for bfast didn't you mister

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:09:55 ago (+1/-0)

No :( We fast until 2pm ish usually. oh OH! You mean pancakes ;)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:41:55 ago (+0/-0)

Why? Why do you fall for whatever the current propaganda or trend is?
Do not fucking fast till 2 pm. You are frying up your adrenals and overburdening your liver. All while breaking down muscle. A natural fast is while you sleep. Quit being stupid.

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:41:45 ago (+4/-0)

You are confusing me with some trendy faggot. I don't like the lethargy brought on by breakfast. Haven't been a breakfast person in 20 years. I mentioned it to make a joke to the above guy; not because I am recommending it like some vegan faggot. :)

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:38:29 ago (+3/-0)

I'm imagining a cat shitting on your piece of pie! How's that for seething!

Seriously though, where did you get the mulberries? I finally broke down and bought two mulberry trees this year. They are very small, it's all I could afford at the time, so I should be able to make one of those beautiful pies in about six or seven years!

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:46:15 ago (+2/-0)

Same problem, we planted three mulberry tree's, lost 2 and one is still too small to produce. Here is where we get our nuts and dried fruit: https://nuts.com/driedfruit/mulberries/

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:54:59 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you very much!
I now have 7 blueberry plants that produce. In about 2 more years I will have more blueberries than I will know what to do with!

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 15:01:00 ago (+2/-0)

Our blueberries don't do well; low acid soil. We tried putting pine needles in the beds and it helped a bit... Our raspberries on the other hand; if they take up arms we are in serious trouble.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 16:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

I finally broke down and bought two mulberry trees this year.

Chasin’ the Mulberry dragon eh? Get help man.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:05:49 ago (+3/-0)

pics or it didn't happen!
and yes, I am jealous...

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:59:38 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 15:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

NICE!!!

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:59:29 ago (+2/-0)

For those demanding nudes: https://files.catbox.moe/7xjb6p.png

[ - ] themrspancake 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 15:03:06 ago (+4/-0)

Also - put a spoonful of Sour Cream on your slice of pie. Yes, you read that correctly.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:42:25 ago (+0/-0)

Are you Russian?

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

German/Dutch decent. (Americans)

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 21:22:58 ago (+1/-0)

Those of Germanic descent sure do love us our sour foods.

[ - ] themrspancake 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 08:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yes we do.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:01:35 ago (+2/-0)

Is it OK if I'm genuinely happy for you instead of seething with jealousy, OP?

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:06:10 ago (+3/-0)

I fear that would not illicit the desired response. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR! ;)

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 14:29:18 ago (+3/-0)

Oh yeah? Just for that I'm going to be EXTRA happy for you!!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Looks great but I hate raisins. Gross.
That better be homemade pastry.

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 19:45:42 ago (+1/-0)

Yes; she made her own crust.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 17:06:49 ago (+0/-0)

What do mulberries taste like?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 18:44:22 ago (+1/-0)

Depressed berries that mull a lot

[ - ] gaybeeye -2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:49:16 ago (+0/-2)

[ - ] MrPancake [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 13:52:16 ago (+2/-0)

Fake and gay; she doesn't mention pie.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 20:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

Its probably a true parable of the world but obviously he did not write or say this directly.