Russian propaganda mocking/shoving how it is to move to the U.S. It's funny af. - Upgoat

Russian propaganda mocking/shoving how it is to move to the U.S. It's funny af.
submitted by olinneserpona to funny 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 14:05:31 ago (+94/-1) (media.gab.com)
https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/117/441/185/playable/ef404364386c457a.mp4

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 21 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 14:09:15 ago (+22/-1)

That would be funny if it wasn’t true.

[ + ] olinneserpona

[ - ] olinneserpona [op] 13 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 14:11:29 ago (+14/-1)

It's not satire at this point.

[ + ] ilikeskittles

[ - ] ilikeskittles 9 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 14:13:18 ago (+9/-0)

That’s pretty much the ClownWorld we live in now.

[ + ] thoughtcryme

[ - ] thoughtcryme 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 15:31:36 ago (+5/-0)

Something tells me Russia isnt accepting applicants from my neck of the woods.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 22:00:02 ago (+2/-0)

Twitter sure fire ways in.
Marry a russian woman or sign up to serve in the army for one year.

Biggest off puts are.
Already having a family.
Learning the language.
Knowing that Russia is the new nazi Germany. Number one target now.

But interestingly. What if Hitler had of had nukes?

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 00:23:34 ago (+2/-0)

It's funny because it is true.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 17:23:28 ago (+11/-0)

I'll never take the knee for a nigger.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 19:43:12 ago (+8/-0)

Russia should make vids of US soldiers as trannies running across the battlefield with big black dildos, then getting into a fight at the bathrooms over the womens bathroom. None of them dare go into the mens. lol

[ - ] Khash1488 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 15:13:06 ago (+8/-0)

Respect for Russia, pretty funny if I say so myself.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 21:55:22 ago (+6/-0)

That video covers all Western countries, let's be honest.

Yes, I laffed.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 23:13:33 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 23:17:19 ago (+3/-0)

and women screaming at men stopping the faggots from raping their kids

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 18:26:51 ago (+4/-0)

That nigger could have raped the boy, and the rape AND bowing would be accurate to where we were 3 years ago.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 20:55:58 ago (+2/-0)

Please sir….. can I have some more??

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 03:06:34 ago (+1/-0)

Direct from poal

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 00:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

living in a clown's world is terrible, different than under communist dictatorship but just as bad

[ + ] Hoobeejoo

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 01:13:45 ago (+3/-0)

Clown World is created by communists to bring in their dictatorship. So, ACKSHUALLY, we are living in a communist dictorship that will get PROGRESSIVELY (see what I did there?) worse as their power becomes more solidified.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 00:23:11 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit, that's fantastic. Can I apply for asylum in Russia?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 23:55:38 ago (+1/-0)

Propaganda or satire/parody?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 23:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

More like a documentary

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 23:12:55 ago (+0/-0)

Fat girls, pssh! Am I right.

[ - ] DanielR 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 21:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly just show a normal person the negros in USA, and they will flee the country in droves.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 19:23:58 ago (+0/-0)

ITT: a SEP field obscures proboscis.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 18:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

Its not exactly wrong

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 18:32:58 ago (+0/-0)

Not far off tbh.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 17:54:11 ago (+0/-0)

Surprisingly poignant

[ - ] deleted -3 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 22:01:33 ago (+1/-4)

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[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 23:00:23 ago (+1/-0)

Gaia fucked her own sons.

[ - ] 1234lkjh -4 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 17:44:29 ago (+2/-6)

You should see the American version where the guy who moves to Russia gets drafted and killed by Ukrainians. Total riot.

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 18:29:14 ago (+3/-1)

It really feels like you think you’ve made an analogy even close to comparable lol

[ + ] 1234lkjh

[ - ] 1234lkjh -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 03:08:28 ago (+0/-1)

Let's be honest, you didn't laugh out loud. You felt a bit smug for a sec and then continued your mundane isolated existence.

However, if you'd like to die by American bullets fired by the brave Ukrainian army, come to Russia! We totally are not a culture in economic and social freefall! Our leaders are brave and have big tables!

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 03:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

Wow… basic bitch projection, followed by desperate assumption to avoid your shame.

That was lit bro.

[ + ] VaccineWaters

[ - ] VaccineWaters 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 19:45:04 ago (+1/-0)

The American version is Colbert
https://youtu.be/Mq76QSlRiPo

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 19:15:08 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 19:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

Russians have a longer expected lifespan? How old are they when they drop dead in front of their kids vs. US?

[ + ] 1234lkjh

[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 9, 2022 03:09:37 ago (+0/-0)

Then go sign up and fight with Russia's foreign legion, you fat bacon burger!

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 01:34:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 20:57:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 22:03:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Belmont

[ - ] Belmont 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 16, 2022 19:19:58 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously though, eat like you lived on a farm before WWII, say no to vaccines, and your heart disease risk should be minimal.

Could it be made on the farm? Butter, yes. Eggs, raw milk, meat, fruit and vegetables. Nothing that needed an industrial plant.

From March 1, 2001.

The interesting thing is that most cases of heart disease in the twentieth century are of a form that is new, namely heart attack or myocardial infarction—a massive blood clot leading to obstruction of a coronary artery and consequent death to the heart muscle. Myocardial infarction (MI) was almost nonexistent in 1910 and caused no more than 3,000 deaths per year in 1930. Dr. Paul Dudley White, who introduced the electrocardiograph machine to America, stated the following during a 1956 American Heart Association televised fund-raiser: "I began my practice as a cardiologist in 1921 and I never saw an MI patient until 1928.” By 1960, there were at least 500,000 MI deaths per year in the US. Rates of stroke have also increased and the cause is similar—blockage in the large arteries supplying the brain with blood.

https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/modern-diseases/what-causes-heart-disease/#gsc.tab=0

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum -5 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 15:17:45 ago (+3/-8)

And like most propaganda it's almost entirely bullshit.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 16:38:37 ago (+7/-1)

how?

There are plenty of fat dykes everywhere

plenty of cucked whites knelt for george floyd.

There is plenty of videos and reports of vegetarians harassing their neighbors and even calling the police on them for BBQ'ing.

The anti-breeder shit is the only real BS I see, but if it was a baby and it was crying I could see people complaining.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 17:23:27 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, there are fat dykes and women who pretend to be men. That's where the reality ends. Very few people knelt for niggers, and the ones who did are mentally ill. No one is told not to eat meat near vegetarians. No one is asking white people to move to the front of planes/buses/whatever. It's bullshit propaganda.

[ + ] absurdlyobfuscated

[ - ] absurdlyobfuscated 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 17:30:47 ago (+5/-0)

Almost like it's an exaggeration of the truth for comedic effect, like, I don't know, satire or something.

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 00:37:20 ago (+2/-0)

You might not be kneeling for niggers, but you're paying for their welfare, giving up your jobs to them, being replaced in your media by them, and if certain politicians and lobbyists get their way, you'll be paying them reparations too. But that's all too much for a 2 minute comedy skit, so instead they have them kneel.

As for eating meat, vegan and vegetarian activists are already working to get people to stop eating meat. Plus there's the whole "you will eet ze bugs" thing going on right now too. This situation is getting closer to reality than you might think.

No one is asking whites to move seats on planes/buses yet, but there are more and more places and events where whites aren't allowed to go anymore or are discouraged from going to. Also they aren't being moved because they're white, they're being moved because they have a kid. There's a growing demand for childfree airline flights right now, and some airlines have sections of the plane where people under 12 can't sit. Again, while the skit may be exaggerated, it's not far off from reality.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 16:43:03 ago (+2/-2)

It's verifiably accurate to the schema of forced social conditioning propagandized and promulgated everywhere . Dumbfck, are you that nigger from the clip or is he your boy friend ?/.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 17:26:33 ago (+2/-1)

I don't give a fuck if this shit is made to seem like it's everywhere. The vast majority of people do not kneel for niggers. No one is told they cannot eat meat near vegetarians. No White person is told to move to the front of the plane/bus/whatever. I don't give a fuck what marxist shit is being pushed, most of that happens in very limited cases. The video makes it out to be the norm, and it is not. Period. You dumb fuck.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 00:31:26 ago (+1/-1)

That's on you fuck head.

Does this happen in usa?
Yes.
Is this behavior publicly demanded by peers.
Yes.
Does it happen in Russia?
No.

Now sit down kid your betters are talkinh

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 11:20:36 ago (+1/-0)

Who the fuck you think you are nigger?

There's no one better

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum -2 points 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 02:19:19 ago (+0/-2)

Now sit down kid your betters are talkinh

They most certainly are not. Not a single person on this site is better than me, you fucking mongoloid. Keep thinking jew controlled Russia is some bastion against cultural marxism, kid. Now sit the fuck down. Your better is done talking to you.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 8, 2022 02:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

The fact that it happens at all and is normalized and being promoted in all forms of media sports and entertainment, shows you to be wholly incorrect in that assessment. If you fail to admit the problem how can one rally against the absolute shit show anti-White propagandizing has become ...

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