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Shake it off

submitted by UncleDoug to ClownWorld 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 07:48:51 ago (+8/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

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Taylor Swift songwriting course to be offered at university in Texas

..the star's songs will be "read" alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare


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[ - ] usedoilanalysis 5 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 10:00:18 ago (+5/-0)

Meanwhile, she wrote none of her music, some jewish dude did.

[ - ] Barfcock19 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 10:51:47 ago (+3/-0)

And her dad bought her record deal.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 13:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

She wrote her songs no way a jew wouldn't list themselves and that's how people get paid. How do I know I dated a swifty it's almost as bad as a vegan you hear a lot about taylor swift in those relationships

[ - ] NiggerNiggerZooPals 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 09:04:12 ago (+3/-0)

Gotta have stupid classes to pass stupid niggers through to get their degree so that way they donโ€™t look racist!

Itโ€™s fool proof logic.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 07:49:26 ago (+3/-0)

๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎI stay out too late๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ
๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎGot nothing in my brain๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ
๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎThat's what people say, mmm-mmm๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ
๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎThat's what people say, mmm-mmm๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 08:31:11 ago (+1/-0)

It's worse than you thought.

https://u.smutty.horse/mjosieghhev.png

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 08:03:58 ago (+1/-0)

Hey uncle Doug Taylor swift has a message for you

"You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrรณn
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."

And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so

You need to calm down."

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 08:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

[sarcasm] An equivalency to Charles Dickens and Mozart. No doubt it should be taught alongside the world's greatest artists.