not today nigger! - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

not today nigger!
submitted by con77 to Niggers 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:47:32 ago (+65/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/y675k8.mp4

[ - ] NuckFiggers 16 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:42:03 ago (+16/-0)

There was a meme nigger celebrities (and Pink) made about the nigger criminals killed by cops where they would dilute the incident to the most basic lie so Traevaughn got killed for 'wearing a hoodie' and Michael Brown got shot for looking at police. In this case they would say this nigger got killed for crossing the street.

[ + ] voatisajewishheaven

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 16:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

He was on his way to submit his thesis for his masters degree in niggerology

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 15 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:14:56 ago (+15/-0)

I love it when their shoes pop off.

[ + ] KeepPoal4fags

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 10 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:22:27 ago (+10/-0)

That was one of the best shoe removals I've seen. Fkn hilarious.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:41:22 ago (+4/-0)

Hee dunt flewdawf eez nikes yo!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:09:18 ago (+11/-0)

Well and he didn't learn shit form that.

The moment he can walk again its back to fucking around because not he but "future nigger" is the one who will find out.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 13 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:44:43 ago (+13/-0)

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[ + ] Shotinthedark

[ - ] Shotinthedark 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:01:12 ago (+8/-0)

That is the most niggerly thing I can think of. Second chance at live and waste it being a stupid nigger.

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 01:03:35 ago (+4/-0)

Niggerdom is unavoidable. Without self-reflection, niggers can only be niggers.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:42:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 05:00:40 ago (+2/-0)

But then again, remember the story of that kid that needed a heart, but he was 16x mixed (mixing started on both sides on the great grand level)

there was no donor to be found because nobody had that fucked up combination of genes to be one.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:43:55 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing lost but more tax payers money

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Which form?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:58:08 ago (+11/-0)

Warms my heart watching that cocksucker getting sandwiched and the flying sneaker was the cherry on top.

[ - ] calx 10 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:52:48 ago (+10/-0)

Thank you I needed a good laugh today!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:01:21 ago (+4/-0)

salute!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:00:29 ago (+8/-0)

I wish we could have seen the ape's head explode as the wheel went over it

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:11:19 ago (+8/-0)

Nah knowing the fucked up universe and its karma, niggers always survive things like that and never seem to have serious consequences from their shit.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:42:39 ago (+1/-0)

Retard stremf iz reel!

[ - ] Her0n 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:30:30 ago (+8/-0)

Now was that so hard? Anytime I hear people in a car got rocked by a pedestrian I'm very confused.

Machines are much stronger than people

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 20:18:44 ago (+2/-0)

Taught my wife. If you need to, full throttle. No half measure. If in the truck, 4Low, Full Throttle.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 21:34:28 ago (+2/-0)

you let your wife drive YOUR truck?

There's a fine line between crazy and brave...

Youre riding it like a thong rides up a strippers ass crack

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

Youre riding it like a thong rides up a strippers ass crack

Sweaty and stanky

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:50:39 ago (+1/-0)

apprentice obvious, you'll get there one day pal

[ + ] Rebooted

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 02:38:40 ago (+1/-0)

I've been in the passenger side of my truck 4 times, and each time my wife drove, and each time I was inebriated. I've gotta say it's fun sitting on that side and pushing all the buttons from a different angle.

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 10:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

IF that day should come. She has her car. I wanted her to be Prepared.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

And you deduced that all by yourself. Impressive.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 05:19:16 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen enough people smashed by them to know

[ - ] recon_johnny 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:31:21 ago (+6/-0)

It only gets funnier the 1700th time I see it.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:44:54 ago (+2/-0)

I only watched it 1488 times

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 19:12:32 ago (+1/-0)

haaaaaa!!!

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:56:15 ago (+5/-0)

Successful, complete removal of a problem. Good job, maybe WatchPeopleDie worthy.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:00:40 ago (+3/-0)

richly deserved

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:55:08 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:46:04 ago (+0/-0)

Even not needed.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:57:18 ago (+3/-0)

Hope the car didn't get damaged too badly

[ - ] boogienight 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:27:11 ago (+3/-0)

Could have gone from A to A+ if the car hit reverse before he could roll free from the van pinning, then roll the body backwards through the same grinder in the direction it came, make sure to close that back window first though, don't want blood spraying on the kids. Then hit forwards again and as he rolls back to the driver window for his final encore, hit the e brake take some selfies and keep him there while calling the cops.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:47:33 ago (+1/-0)

make sure to close that back window first though, don't want blood spraying on the kids

True the car doesn't say "dead nigher storage"

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

you misspelled nigger

No, really

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 12:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Systemisgay 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:54:03 ago (+3/-0)

Was that the sound of his leg snapping

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 21:23:14 ago (+2/-0)

https://abc7ny.com/greenpoint-brooklyn-road-rage-fight/3834806/

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 13:46:15 ago (+1/-0)

the ultra rare white perp.

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

Lol so they start it where they’re fighting, then suggest the white guy was trying to steal the beaners car lol

[ + ] ButtToucha9000

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 23:58:04 ago (+1/-0)

Car keys. You can see him slashing at the guy with a knife and then reach into his car from the passenger side and run to his car to make a getaway. Idk what the start of the road rage was but it doesn't matter. The dude who got pinned was justified in trying to get his keys back from the knife weilding honkey. I think this one's on us boys. This idiot just gave them a white face to put on retardation.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 01:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds about right. I'm not about to let a mother fucker drive off with my car keys either. The driver here is at fault; he pulled a knife during a road rage incident, stole keys, and then nearly killed the guy who was trying to get his keys back.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:17:00 ago (+2/-0)

Doesn’t look like a nigger, just acts like one.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:25:08 ago (+4/-0)

Honorary nigger.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 18:11:52 ago (+1/-0)

Whats the difference?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 19:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

its a nigger

[ + ] con77