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This Year's Chestnut Harvest Is Off to a Good Start

submitted by La_Chalupacabra to Gardening 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 13:32:20 ago (+44/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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That's just two days' worth, and the third day has the bucket topped off.
I'd say there's 10 to 12 pounds there.
It's been quite a bumper crop this year, which is a relief because I was worried the chestnuts would succumb to the post-derecho disease like so many others in the area.


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[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:36:08 ago (+3/-0)

What do you call nuts on the wall?

Wallnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin?
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A dick in your mouth!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 14:35:42 ago (+2/-0)

What do you do with them? Chestnuts don't grow around here.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:08:17 ago (+3/-0)

Nipples of Venus are tits!

https://www.projectpastrylove.com/capezzoli-di-venere-nipples-venus/

I don't use food coloring as this recipe suggests. Ruby cacao chips are an excellent substitute if you can find them.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:15:19 ago (+1/-0)

Looks good and I have everything but the brandy and fancy chocolate. I may have to give that a try.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 14:47:34 ago (+2/-0)

Roast them in the oven (or fire, as the Christmas song goes) or shell them and add to stews.
Make sure you slit the shell if the former; I'm told they can explode if you don't.

[ - ] Irelandlost 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 05:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

We drill a hole in them, tie a string through, then you have to “fight” other kids’ conkers in a turn based game with whoever’s conker breaks first the loser. Only found out you can actually eat them in England a few years ago when I saw a guy selling roast chestnuts. Guess we were never properly told not to play with our food.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:04:23 ago (+2/-0)

Roast them, salt them a d eat while still hot. Mmmmmmmm. Problem is what you buy in supermarkets can be from last year, squeeze the shell and if you feel it collapse dont buy, should feel hard like rock.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 14:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 12:46:49 ago (+0/-0)

Forgot to mention that if you're going to store them, you need to let them sit out to dry.
I throw mine in a spare pillowcase and hang it or set them in a shallow tray, just enough that they're not layered too deep that they can't breath in the middle/bottom and give it a stir every so often just to be sure.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 16:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

I'm jealous I have a big walnut tree that normally makes a shitload of nuts, but this year nothing. Not one nut.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:46:33 ago (+0/-0)

Heh, they do that.
It's usually either more than you want to deal with or none at all.
This year has been good to us in that regard; at least it's kept the squirrels too busy to bother much with the chestnuts.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 13:59:56 ago (+1/-0)

Cool. Roasted chestnuts are fuckn good.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 14:13:01 ago (+1/-0)

They are indeed.
Hard to believe nobody else here bothers harvesting them.
I think I'll use the smaller ones in stews, or maybe seed them around the area to replace the trees we've lost with something actually useful.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 13:38:01 ago (+1/-0)

Those are so pretty!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:21:00 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 17:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

That's a chestnut??? I would have never known. Thank you.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 14:16:39 ago (+3/-0)

You'd never know it for the nasty husk they come in.
I'll snap a pic of one the next time I'm out.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 00:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

Those husks are mean AF. They sit it their thousands all winter, just begging to ruin a bare foot.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 21:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

What is post-derecho disease? I was working in an area when a derecho hit. I had no idea such a crazy destructive thing existed before that. Does something happen to trees besides blowing down?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:23:19 ago (+1/-0)

It's been 2 years and suddenly a bunch of different tree species are dead or dying.
Of those that survived the initial derecho and seemed to be recovering at first, most all the ash have now succumbed to ash borer, a lot of elm are just as bad, and a lot of maple are also dead or visibly dying.
I've also been seeing dead oak and cottonwood with bare limbs here and there.
My thought is that this derecho, being 120 140 mph in the swath including our county, just took every fucking tree disease and smeared it across several counties, like a Pandora's bomb going off.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

Given what you've said, I think I was where you are (generally anyway). Notice how there was no national outcry for aid etc? It's all white people, so they'll be able to sort it out.

Anyway, that's a good theory on the spreading of tree disease. The physical stress may have made them extra susceptible.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:37:38 ago (+1/-0)

It's all white people, so they'll be able to sort it out.

That's exactly what happened.
First thing I did after the storm passed was grab a camera and head out to help clear the roads (my tools were in storage across town, go figure), same as many others.
And many people would get out of their cars to help once they saw what we were doing.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 20:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

I thought those were Hazelnuts. Are they the same thing just called a different name by people?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not sure they are.
The hazelnuts I've seen sold in stores are noticeably smaller than chestnuts I've harvested.

[ - ] Terraeri1 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 17:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] the_noticer 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 19:27:14 ago (+0/-0)

do you have asian chestnuts or are you propagating american chestnuts?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 22:27:18 ago (+0/-0)

Asian.