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[ - ] Fascinus 15 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 12:15:34 ago (+15/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 13:24:55 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine your eight year old telling you this word for word.

Surprised it hasn't been a reddit post.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:01:15 ago (+6/-0)

I would be so proud.

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 15:31:03 ago (+6/-0)

My 3 year old is so much wiser than his years. Today he walked up to me at breakfast and said, "Daddy, the only reason the NFL can funnel huge amounts of money to black players and jewish team owners is because you watch it. Stop!" I felt such shame as I cancelled my Amazon Prime membership and threw the TV into the garbage bin.

p.s. Thanks for all the reddit gold! You guys are so awesome!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 15:33:01 ago (+2/-0)

We are all giving you a standing ovation in our minds.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 15:35:57 ago (+2/-0)

Finger clapping is way underrated.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 00:25:34 ago (+2/-0)

Fuckin A

[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 18:44:57 ago (+3/-0)

Ancestry* but good meme

[ - ] KingLeopold2 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 12:32:06 ago (+11/-0)

Watching sportsball is absolute cuckery.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:38:04 ago (+11/-0)

No one here watches football. Quit shitting up the place.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:41:14 ago (+3/-1)

They do. They just won't admit it.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 13:53:22 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:02:03 ago (+4/-0)

OMG! THERE'S SPORTBALL TONIGHT!??!?! OH GOODY!!!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:08:26 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 15:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

I watch football as a way to take a break from all the evil in this world. I've been in a better mood since football season started. I'm sure you all have some things you do to take a break from all the evil in this world.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 20:33:11 ago (+1/-0)

What do you do during the 2 minutes of nigger commercials every 30 seconds of play? I personally wouldn't call that an escape, but congrats on escaping clownworld for a while.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 23:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

I stream the redzone channel on Sundays and they don't have commercials. From 1 PM to 8 PM they just jump from game to game with no commercials breaks. Even if all the games are at halftime they'll show highlights from the games.

[ - ] goat777 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 11:50:06 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, books and hobbies and exercising. TV is poison.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 15:21:20 ago (+0/-0)

I usually work out on Sundays and have redzone streaming in the background. Plenty of books are poison as well.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:31:13 ago (+5/-0)

There's a chick that I work with that is completely obsessed with "her team". I think the only reason she's like that is so she fits in. She's a single mother in her 40's, and I think her obsession with the team is just a manifestation of her desperation to be a part of something other people deem meaningful. Every weekend she defiles herself with fireball to the point of total intoxication. She should be fucking embarrassed, but she's not. She's super proud of herself for getting wasted, yelling at the television, and letting her 9 year old kid run free at the bar.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:40:38 ago (+4/-0)

She thinks it will get her another man...and it might.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 12:04:18 ago (+1/-0)

She's a real piece of work. I could tell you stories about this blue eyed, blonde haired absolute shit show. The last guy she was with beat her ass into a coma. She's damaged, both physically and mentally, and seems quite content to ignore the necessary maintenance.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 12:29:31 ago (+0/-0)

What a depressing tale.
Did you know her before the coma?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:02:53 ago (+0/-0)

It might get her another "man".

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 12:06:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ffat20 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 13:32:30 ago (+3/-0)

Sports is politics for stupid people

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 16:48:34 ago (+2/-0)

Never got the obsession with niggerball in the states. Moreso than other sportsball games, like football or tennis etc.

The league has no meaning, no changes, no demotion, your team can literally fucking move to another city and somehow gather new fans there. Is every fan plastic?

Then they intentionally put obese niggers at the back to break up and stop play, so you can hardly get into it.

Anyone who was a niggerball lover back before becoming a white man, what was the draw?

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:42:38 ago (+1/-0)

American football was somewhat like combat, much moreso than soccer or baseball. Every play you're breaking through the defensive line. While the NFL used to be more brutal due to lack of rules, there was more strategy and tactics involved than many sports. Also the players weighed 100lbs less and were slower so they didn't really need all of pads and rules they have now.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 21:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 23:05:52 ago (+0/-0)

More like rugby or Gaelic rules football? Can see the appeal if you where old enough to become full on niggerball that it is now.
I used to play rugby in school and enjoyed the brute strength aspect, especially as I wasn't skilled enough for football.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 23:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, but more formal. More rules than rugby. Somewhat of an amalgamation of rugby and baseball. Though the rule nitpicking has been taken to an extreme in the past decade or two.

[ - ] Hugh 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:01:13 ago (+2/-0)

Agree. In the past, I could list every player at every position on my fav NFL team. Now, I couldn't name a single player. I'm tired of supporting this beast. I am now much happier, have much more time in the weekend and spend the extra time watching my kids sports or working out.

My pastor left his former church in Kentucky by walking out and saying loudly to everyone, "You say you worship Christ, but then you're all gonna go home today and watch those niggers play basketball and worship false idols" and then walked out of the church. ;)

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 13:16:14 ago (+2/-0)

Thats ALL US Pro Sports.
Money laundering for the GOV

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:38:56 ago (+1/-0)

Not so many niggers in the NHL or PGA.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:45:31 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers aint exclusive.
Pro Sport is Pro Sport.
Brady is a nigger
Fuck all of them jew bitchs

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:49:25 ago (+0/-0)

Brady probably has more white kids than you do.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 20:48:35 ago (+1/-0)

One very good reason to stop watching football is the fact that the sports is insanely boring.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 15:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

Well I can't exactly stop since I never even started in the first place. :D

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:40:40 ago (+1/-0)

When I was a kid and into my teens I played football on the team. For reasons, I quit playing. At that point I stopped watching any kind of sportsball. This all mean I haven't followed any pro sports for 35 years. Doing my part

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 11:08:37 ago (+0/-0)

Football isn't the problem just like scouting isn't the problem. The NFL and the BSA were both pozzed and that's the problem.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 21:48:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:22:14 ago (+0/-0)

Niggerballlll

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 16:48:47 ago (+0/-0)

No I don't. I'm not a nigger loving homo that gets excited for "MY" team, when "we" get a touchdown because "we" worked so hard for it.

NFL= the biggest cucks of all that celebrate the overpowering victory of another because they can't.

[ - ] NemesisPrime 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 16:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

Stop making stupid people rich!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 16:14:02 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger Football League

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 13:31:44 ago (+0/-0)

Negro Felons League.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 16:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

havent watched since they started kneeling. 7 years.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:48:04 ago (+0/-0)

Lost interest after Marino, Kelly, Elway and Favre retired. Watched a bit of Manning and Roethlisberger but that was the end for me.

[ - ] John_B_14 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:59:13 ago (+0/-0)

A few years ago, I stopped watching all TV sports, TV shows, and movies. No regrets.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 11:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

You laugh at the black man because he buys big wheels for his cars.

But you watch him play football (yeah college too) and so are handing him your money to buy those big wheels.

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:36:54 ago (+0/-1)

Thanks Captain Obvious. Pretty sure no one here watches gay nigger ball except for the token boomers.

[ - ] zr855 -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 12:53:06 ago (+1/-2)

Unfortunately this isn't true. It would be if we lived in a bitcoin world (Austrian money). Unfortunately we live in a jew banker world (keynesian). Banks will lend to these people REGARDLESS. They will create forgivable loans just to advance their agenda.

The ONLY way out is to use decentralized, capped supply crypto like bitcoin. As long as you use the jews money which they literally create with their banks, this will keep happening.

https://youtu.be/JG5c8nhR3LE

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 17:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

You have no idea how many billions of dollars of merchandise is sold. It's not even stadium tickets and TV ratings. They make a shit ton of money slinging NFL and team products.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 22:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

They don't need any of it. It would exist just fine. Hell, people tried to boycott the fuckers for a while. They literally filled the fucking seats with cardboard cutouts. The system is a sham. Kikes will buy whatever they have to to get their way and lose money for hundreds of fucking years. Why, because we're fucking retarded and keep using their money when their are options like bitcoin.

How do you put the system kikes built out of business when you use the very money they create. You do fully understand that kikes quite literally create us dollars every time they make a loan right? The government DOES NOT CREATE us dollars. It's kike money. You can't put them out of business unless you stop using their money. It's that fucking simple.