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[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 14 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 15:47:35 ago (+14/-0)

no amount of money can substitute the gratification of raising a family.

[ - ] diggernicks -9 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:39:33 ago (+3/-12)

I laughed so hard my cock detached

Youre a funny guy

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:10:57 ago (+2/-0)

You are jealous and bitter. Blackpilled mgtows go in the hottest part of the oven.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 06:09:22 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure diggernicks = fat blue haired femnazi.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 08:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

you fags detective skills are a failure

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2022 13:42:56 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. The hair is pink.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2022 13:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

Retarded califailian

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2022 14:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha HA!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 08:33:55 ago (+0/-0)

come on and try super karen

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 9 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:06:19 ago (+9/-0)

Satanists always claim to be some other religion!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:23:43 ago (+2/-0)

OY VEY!

[ - ] Rob3122 9 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 15:36:35 ago (+9/-0)

Mudshark guaranteed

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:04:29 ago (+3/-0)

Yuuup

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:26:41 ago (+1/-0)

I see girls shaped like this at the gym. I don't know whether they have butt implants or just when you become a mudshark you start looking like that. These girls can't a lift a dumbbell, but they'll sit there pulling on that leg rubber band all day.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 13:30:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 15:14:37 ago (+7/-0)*

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[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2022 13:47:16 ago (+0/-0)

The waste, eh?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2022 23:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -8 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:38:40 ago (+1/-9)

Christ cuck nigger lovers opinions aren't relevant

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:47:05 ago (+5/-3)*

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:29:39 ago (+1/-0)

Oh no, more jewish fear porn.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:13:47 ago (+2/-0)

More division! Thats what we need.

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:49:47 ago (+3/-5)

Growing up and still having imaginary friends is a fail

If youre anti abortion youre a nigger loving traitor

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:53:22 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] diggernicks -3 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:54:46 ago (+3/-6)

Nice projection faggot

Dont get butthurt just because youre too weak to get through life without using a fake religion as a crutch

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:36:54 ago (+3/-1)

Hello there!

[ - ] ModernGuilt 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 18:57:59 ago (+4/-0)

You mean to tell me some dumb hooker with cuck parents is grifting for incel money?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:25:53 ago (+3/-1)

Women these days are either fat or whores.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:44:48 ago (+5/-0)

Often both.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:15:26 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 04:13:43 ago (+1/-0)

Confirmed for fat, minimum.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 11:02:40 ago (+1/-0)

Perhaps God gave her that phat ass and jugs for the masses to jack to. His ways are mysterious.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:01:37 ago (+1/-0)

Is this woman 4 feet tall? The fuck is this midget?
Wtf is that butt? Disgusting. Very disturbing to see a black rear on a white female.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:27:07 ago (+2/-1)

The biggest sluts on the planet are Catholic school girls.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:38:25 ago (+3/-0)

With their tiny little mustache

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:40:15 ago (+1/-0)

Hey! She gave me vd!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:17:09 ago (+2/-1)

Frank Zappa was right.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:38:59 ago (+1/-0)

His guitar riffs in that song are stellar. Ya know super bouncy riffs while the horn section is front and center? That riff has always mesmerized me. I wonder how it sounds on it's own, since it meshes with the brass so seamlessly. I'm going to try to find a guy covering it so maybe I can hear it all by itself.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:27:18 ago (+1/-1)

I'm not sure if Zappa was a genius or just highly observant.

Now listen to 'jewish princess' for a laugh. JP

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:44:23 ago (+2/-1)

Yes they are, I fucked heaps of them. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Sexually repressed catholic school girls love giving gobbies and taking yards.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:21:04 ago (+1/-0)

Pastey pale, fat ass, sluggish thighs, zero tone to her calves and ankles, mouse face and no socks while wearing shoes which means her feet stink and she's oblivious to proper hygiene which means she probably has regular yeast infections and occasional pinworm.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:19:04 ago (+2/-0)

pastey, pale

Hello? We’re white? What do you want some orange Kardashian?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 02:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

Put it this way...cadavers aren't as pale, I want White not cadaverish bleach...have you ever been suspected of necrophilia?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:29:14 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure she's wearing those short socks that barely come up to the ankle, it looks like the socks are a light blue or gray. Gotta look kinda closely to notice them.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

This is just sleezy marketing. This is what advertising looks like guys.

I swear almost everyone in this site is new to the internet. You figure if it's not between clips of a movie on television that it's not an advertisement or if it doesn't have the word "ad" over the top of it like a Google search result or YouTube ad that it's not an advertisement.

So dumb.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:16:17 ago (+1/-0)

So are these girls getting naked or just wearing stuff like you see?

I have never been to only fans.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:29:29 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 19:34:41 ago (+1/-0)

Cute but you didn't answer.

Do the chicks have to get naked?

I read somewhere so e of the girls where making thousands just wearing bikinis etc.

Come on you perve. I know you have been there.

What do they have to do. Lol.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

Some don't get naked. Technically the site isn't even strictly for modeling as far as I know (haven't actually gone there, just relaying what I've heard). It's just that it made porn modeling really easy so a bunch of e-thots ended up being the biggest moneymakers on the site.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 16:14:03 ago (+5/-4)

That booty is certainly blessed by God

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 10 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:10:55 ago (+11/-1)

nah that's a nasty fat stanky nigger sheboon ass she grew to make the niggers who fuck her happy. The athletic white woman heart-shaped ass is the ass of the universe.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 19:02:35 ago (+4/-0)

More like Ari Shekekstein M.D. plastic surgery associates

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:37:56 ago (+1/-0)

Please don't shatter my illusions.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:44:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 11:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

That kind of thing has been around for a while. There was a thing called "flirty fishing".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 06:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

Fake ass, fake nose, is this another (jew lie) July?

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 03:57:52 ago (+0/-0)

Not Christian.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 03:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 02:14:54 ago (+0/-0)

I'd take her to church.

what?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:33:39 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

She has shopped this pic somehow to make her ass look big. There is somthing unnatural about this pic

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 19:41:11 ago (+0/-0)

Onlyfans isnt that profutae you lying shill. Is this an ad for onlyfans? Porn is free you retarded cuck

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 19:01:37 ago (+0/-0)

What a shame she got obviously fake ass implants , ruining an otherwise pretty girl. Albeit who knows what that face looks like underneath the porn makeup

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

Bet its a jewess and bet she fucks nogs and dogs.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 15:08:51 ago (+0/-0)

The Family International aka "Children of God" had this thing called "Flirty Fishing". Their leader, Moses David, called it "Whoring for Jesus" at one point. They made excellent music too with such hits as "Kathy Don't Go", and "S.O.S.".

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 14:52:40 ago (+4/-4)

grew up going to a Catholic school

OVENS TO MAXIMUM

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:12:22 ago (+2/-0)

when most of them claim to be catholic and going to catholic school, they are jews hiding among catholic goyim. Otherwise known as Morranos.

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:44:04 ago (+0/-1)*

when most of them claim to be catholic and going to catholic school

Do you not live on Earth? There are a few certainties in life, death, taxes and how easy it is to get a catholic school girl to ride your dick or suck you off.

You must be living a very, very sheltered existence devoid of all reality if you think Catholic school girls aren't rampant whores or Catholic schools are just any percentage of jewish.

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 17:38:11 ago (+2/-4)

Your tinfoil buttplug is loose again fren

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 15:29:41 ago (+3/-5)

Yes, thankfully.

Playmate of the Year and devout Christian Heather Kozar:

https://gfycat.com/maleilliterateamericanredsquirrel

https://gfycat.com/indolentbewitchedasiaticlesserfreshwaterclam

Playmate Playmate and Christian Laura Cover.

https://u.smutty.horse/mjgmylxmloq.mp4

Playmate of the Year and at the time devout Catholic Jenny McCarthy.

https://gfycat.com/pertinentexcellentemperorpenguin

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 18:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

I hate to sound like that guy but playboy chicks are so fake its kinda nasty. They're attractive. Im not gay. But given the choice between one of them and average hot girl from your high school grown up I think I'd choose the latter

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 19:09:47 ago (+1/-2)*

Of those three McCarthy and Kozar have boob jobs. Nothing particularly fake about Laura. Or at least no more than most any other woman. Maybe 50% of Playmates in that era had boob jobs.

I've since come around somewhat to the anti-implant position but I never saw this bitching back in the 90s.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:28:48 ago (+0/-0)

Well, more than however they are there's something about how Playboy portrays them as well that's not making them look any more real.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -3 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 22:06:40 ago (+0/-3)

I can see that some with the airbrushing found in the magazine.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mDrpr-FLgEU/T3ep-TrCbTI/AAAAAAAAF6Y/CAfqrbSPg34/s1600/CC_2007PlaymateReview_19_Spencer_Scott.jpg

The videos though have high production values. Fancy is the word I'd use, not fake. The sprawling up close pussy shots Playboy videos are known for feel very real.

https://gfycat.com/elegantgreedybellsnake