Why the site was down today? - Upgoat

Why the site was down today?
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:01:57 ago (+20/-1) (AskGoats)

Why the site was down today?

@System

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[ - ] system 16 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:10:11 ago (+16/-0)

Not sure, no evidence of any malice. Last night it went down too. I'll keep a closer eye on things for a bit.

[ + ] Boardallday3

[ - ] Boardallday3 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:25:54 ago (+5/-0)

Probably Mossad hackers.

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:37:47 ago (+2/-0)

Agree. Who else could it be? Muh rooskies? Muh yoocranes?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:41:46 ago (+1/-0)

rooskies!

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:44:15 ago (+1/-0)

Patriort, trust the plan. Deep state bad acgtors are trying to fool AMERICAN PATRIQTS.

Aint gonna work BORTHER.

White hats are [[[IN CONTROL]]].

WPWW1488GTKRWN

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:46:53 ago (+0/-0)

your head's in the clouds!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 21:03:18 ago (+0/-0)

Better than in your bf's smeckle ...

[ + ] mannerbund

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:53:22 ago (+0/-0)

What did the logs say, I assume it's still served up via nginx or httpd?

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:45:26 ago (+5/-0)

Says here you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 05:17:16 ago (+0/-0)

Ahaaaaa

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:20:24 ago (+1/-0)

Let me check...

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 07:31:13 ago (+1/-0)

Never knew somebody filmed me coding a website!

Typing with fists is the way to go.

[ + ] ParnellsUprising

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:04:49 ago (+0/-0)

I would imagine it is the db, not the web server

[ + ] mannerbund

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

Possibly, I've seen numerous failures from DBs, the web server, the application stack the server proxies, the parent container/vm shitting, the physical host faulting out, the network stack deciding it was time to seek UBI rather than do it's job, etc.

Mild curiosity, but no opinions on my part as to the root cause given the total lack of information apparent to me.

[ + ] ParnellsUprising

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 20:30:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but it's a PHP site, so that means it is most likely running a lamp stack of some variation.

Out of running these, while it is possible for apache to shit the bed, it is rare, and even rarer still for a nginx server to go down, so that is where the assumption of the db comes in, not to mention the latency has been building for a while now which is emblematic of db issues.

[ + ] oldblo

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

Fingers crossed you keep backups.

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 22:57:26 ago (+0/-0)

If not, I'm sure Ft. Meade's got some they'd be happy to share.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 11 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:39:54 ago (+12/-1)

Ahhhh, just like old times

[ + ] calx

[ - ] calx 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:47:28 ago (+6/-0)

It's like deja vu all over again!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:20:53 ago (+5/-0)

It's like deja vu all over again!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

G'day bro. Ain't heard from ya lately. All good at home? You good folk prepping madly too? The "big one" is coming.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:49:39 ago (+0/-0)

tautology.

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:32:33 ago (+5/-0)

Not until I get my bits checked.

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 22:58:38 ago (+3/-0)

My bits just haven't felt the same since OG Voat went down...

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:11:15 ago (+7/-0)

I emailed our glorious leader a couple of times but haven't heard anything.

I expect the aliens are presently replacing him with a pod person. But he is probably thwarting them with his superb bo-staff skills.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:31:54 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:12:30 ago (+3/-2)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:13:44 ago (+6/-0)

YOU'RE fake!

I mean, yeah, I am too, but still... YOU'RE FAKE!!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 07:32:28 ago (+1/-0)

At least he is not a towel.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:20:03 ago (+4/-4)

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[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe your "glorious leader" is ignoring you? I can't see why tho, since you appear to be a stellar example of this forum.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:43:54 ago (+1/-0)

I don't recall getting an email from you!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:16:11 ago (+1/-0)

Damn it, check your spam!

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:06:10 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] temetnosce

[ - ] temetnosce 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:07:48 ago (+1/-0)

Oh shit, never thought of that---GOOD ANSWER!!!!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:12:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

Hey I can see you now!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:23:09 ago (+0/-0)

Because yesterday I wrote you asking why I could only see you if I hit last comments.

Now I can actually see you in the thread.

You know as opposed to yesterday when I noticed it.

Specifically umm around 12:00 pm I think .

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:26:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:28:11 ago (+1/-0)

Ayy that's a great Groucho marx impersonation!

[ + ] temetnosce

[ - ] temetnosce 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:22:19 ago (+0/-0)

"Why the site was down today?"

EDIT---This actual post IS NOT showing up in your history. IDK why.

I see ----when u find out the truth dont be hard on system

do you know what the tavis stock

you guys don't seem to understand

what was gesara

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] temetnosce

[ - ] temetnosce 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:31:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, damndest thing to be replying to this thread, jump to your profile, and the thread is not there, literally.

EDIT:::: oh shit, I thought you was OP, Conspirologists is OP. No wonder I didn't see this in your submissions---i...am...a...fucking idiot...

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] temetnosce

[ - ] temetnosce 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:26:41 ago (+0/-0)

See my edit to my own comment below, or above.

[ + ] Special_Prosecutor

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:29:20 ago (+0/-0)

l’shana tova

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:30:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Special_Prosecutor

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:36:52 ago (+2/-0)

And kikes aren't suppose to "work" on Rosh Hashanah. Site goes down and System isn't working on it... I'd suspect less kikery yesterday and today.

[ + ] Hall_of_Cost

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 17:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

They probably did it because of the new year holiday. They're all about symbolism - they think it helps their black magic.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

Aw. Whatsammata? Some of your posts get taken down lover boy?

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 18:59:52 ago (+2/-0)

It's still down for me using vpn as of 2mins ago, until i change IP then its back up.
5 eyes/ Big tech fcking around ???..

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

VPN...you're such a little scaredy cat, dassar!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 21:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, piggy backing next doors wifi, Plus circumventing geo-blocking stupid.
Try it sometime unless you're a chicken little.

[ - ] HeavyBeefCurtains 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:22:47 ago (+2/-0)

mossad had to upgrade some datacenters don't worry about it

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:19:08 ago (+2/-0)

its back thank god! I was getting ready to make an account somewhere else. Phew.

[ + ] boomerkiller

[ - ] boomerkiller -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:23:21 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, on reddit?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:38:53 ago (+4/-0)

yEaH, oN rEdDiT??? Hurrrrr, durrrr, drool, slurp, duhhhhh.

Uh, no.

[ + ] boomerkiller

[ - ] boomerkiller -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 16:10:59 ago (+0/-2)

You seem upset.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 16:19:09 ago (+2/-0)

i mAkE U mAd! Duuhhhhhh.....i ReELlY dO! Heh.

No. Not really.

[ + ] boomerkiller

[ - ] boomerkiller -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:49:54 ago (+0/-1)

Haven't gotten laid in a while, eh? Bring out the vibrator!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 20:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

Durrr, U nEeD a GuDe FuCk

Nice try tyrone, Im a white northern european woman- we don’t ever need to get laid.

[ + ] boomerkiller

[ - ] boomerkiller -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 20:19:52 ago (+0/-1)

Then there is something wrong with you then. You have a lot of mental issues you need to deal with it seems.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 20:26:57 ago (+1/-0)

ThErZ sOmEtHinG wRoNg WiTh U. Uh-huuuuhhhhhh. Hurrrrrrr. Duuuuuuurrrrrr. Doy.

As you’re a retard, I doubt you’re qualified to assess me

[ + ] boomerkiller

[ - ] boomerkiller 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 02:02:04 ago (+1/-1)

See what not getting dick does?

Continue thread

[ + ] blastbeat

[ - ] blastbeat -2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:26:15 ago (+0/-2)

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:33:40 ago (+0/-0)

Its true, we dont need it. Any white woman that says they need it is acting.

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 17:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

Because it's still single and not married to any one of us. God knows married people don't ever go down.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:02:10 ago (+2/-0)

You ain't met my neighbours wife then / lol.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:52:23 ago (+0/-1)

No but you've told us your neighbours are pretty bad. Can't you move? Guess not. Prisons are like that.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 20:58:05 ago (+0/-0)

Rhetorical hyperbole as a narration device - you dumb larping faggot.

Don't go believing everything you read on the interweebs .

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 18:55:05 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 17:31:38 ago (+1/-0)

Its CIA and Mossad kikes getting our data.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong. It's the FSB.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:36:43 ago (+1/-0)

Inflation. The complex system of sand weights operated by rats receiving treats that comprises the server stops working if the rat food runs low.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:53:33 ago (+0/-0)

nailed it!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 21:05:27 ago (+0/-0)

Like ur momma ...

[ - ] temetnosce 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:06:46 ago (+2/-1)

I noticed. Made a post about it at the exact same time as you did. When voat finally showed up, I noticed almost all posts were over 12 hours old. IDK what was wrong, thought the problem was with my desktop. So, IDK.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

Ruskie sabotage. It coincided with the Russian destruction of the Nord Stream pipelines. This site is the last bastion of social media defiance against Adolph Putin despite the warm support he receives from goats @Boekanier and @RepublicanNerd

[ + ] RepublicanNerd

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 23:10:19 ago (+0/-0)

No it was all the constant spamming from child killers like yourself

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:48:38 ago (+0/-0)

Is it hosted in Puerto Rico? They only get 45 minutes of power per day.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

Sucks to be them. Maybe they shouldn't be so retarded next time.

[ - ] The4thReich 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:46:19 ago (+1/-1)

Does Voat have a Gab so we can get updates if the site goes down?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:49:31 ago (+0/-0)