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Went to a bar with a whatever bathroom. Aka woke. I made sure to piss on the seat pass it on.

submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:42:44 ago (+15/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Wtf do women really want to use a toilet fat drunk dudes have shit in?


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[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

Um, if you really want to be disgusted, women do the hover piss and end up peeing all over the seat anyway. A college buddy of mine worked part time as a janitor. His stories about how disgusting women’s public restrooms are still gives me nightmares.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

Women should just have a bowl on the floor. It would be much more sanitary.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:32:07 ago (+0/-0)

Believe it or not but that’s what most toilets in Asia are like, squat pots. Much more sanitary. But weird to us western toilet using yabanjins use.

I was at a loss the first time I encountered one. I finally ended up dropping my drawers and squatting. It worked out well. Hmm.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:58:24 ago (+0/-0)

I don't live under a rock.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

There is a lizard in my backyard that would argue with you. But, I get your point. For some this isn’t common knowledge, I just wanted to share.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

Tell that free loading nigger lizard to fuck off.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

My lizard eats the bugs. They are all welcome in my backyard.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:19:10 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure you're not a Texan.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

They're certainly a little odd to use at first, but when you don't have any options you get used to them fairly quickly.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:26:50 ago (+0/-0)

I've heard this before it seems so freaking weird to me.

[ - ] Terraeri1 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 02:56:04 ago (+0/-0)

Foreigners mate. I don't know any white girls that piss like that. Go in a public toilet behind an Arab and it's like they've had a party with their own mess.

The amount of times I've lost it and called them dirty cunts is more than I care to admit.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:16:40 ago (+0/-0)

Can confirm. Also had a college friend who worked part-time as a janitor at the school. His stories of the women's restrooms were pure horror.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 02:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

leave the seat up and piss everyone off lol

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 23:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

Owen Benjewman sits down when he pees.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:36:50 ago (+1/-1)

So you act like a nigger

Got it

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

You should have left an upper decker.

[ - ] totes_magotes -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 23:40:02 ago (+0/-1)

So all these years it was okay for a bar to have a single bathroom but suddenly they put a "whatever" sign on it and now you feel like you have to piss all over it?

The problem isn't the sign there, pal.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 03:24:56 ago (+1/-0)

Well the difference is it was the washroom and bathroom. Now it's multi gendered bathroom or we accept everyone bathrooms. They label it and tell you it. They don't need to so it is a woke thing.

[ - ] totes_magotes -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 17:49:43 ago (+0/-1)

Wrong. You knew from childhood that a single bathroom is an "everyone" bathroom. You're just mad because someone called it something you don't like when the reality is that absolutely nothing has changed.

JFC, I've heard of snowflakes but y'all motherfuckers redefine that shit.


[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 18:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yes in this case it was. Two restrooms used to be men's and women's now it's lgbtqai bullshit. It deserves to be shit on as well or I should have sshit on the floor because I identify as a alpha dog