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Like Frogger, only much funnier

submitted by lord_nougat to Niggers 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:56:14 ago (+55/-2)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] nanoonanoo 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 3, 2022 09:58:27 ago (+1/-0)

excellent, was hoping for that

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 14 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:33:59 ago (+14/-0)

That poor car, it got smashed.

[ - ] Boardallday3 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:16:06 ago (+8/-0)

The shoe falling like 10 seconds after impact made me laugh (bottom left)

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 02:21:10 ago (+1/-0)

The new view angle and improved graphics make it even better.

[ - ] Portmanure 14 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:04:30 ago (+14/-0)*

2nd white car was tailgating and deserved what happened. I hate tailgating. I feel sorry for the first white car. Got the double whammy of killing someone and receiving front end damage, and then got rear ended by an idiot driver.

Edit: I do question the first white cars driver, you see a vehicle suddenly slow down in the middle of a highway you don’t whiz past it, you slow down and use caution.

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:45:54 ago (+8/-0)

killing someone

I get what you're saying and I have a hard time regarding a retarded subhuman nigger as being a person in the sense that we generally apply that definition.

Yes, it was bipedal, in humanoid form and wearing pants. That's about as far as I can go.

Venturing a guess, this was probably filmed in SA, meaning that (presumably) bantu likely had an IQ of 75 maximum, coupled with nearly non-existent empathy and impulse control.

https://files.catbox.moe/g2isfa.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/ruxnl4.gif

https://files.catbox.moe/sy9gwf.gif

As such, I truly believe that their experience of reality is closer to that of an unthinking animal than that of a human.

That doesn't make them "bad". It just makes them incompatible with western society and, in this case, roadkill.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:17:24 ago (+1/-1)

Cars slowing down in other lanes is nothing unusual. As long as my lane is free, I wouldn't have slowed down, either. Judging from the perspective the cam is inside a truck, so you wouldn't see why it slowed down from behind it.

[ - ] CPU 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:33:50 ago (+6/-0)

you wouldn't see why it slowed down from behind it

This is the reason why you should slow down and use extreme caution, essentially preparing to brake.

I think this is something only German driving experts would understand. No where else they would understand this.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 14:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

RAMMING SPEED!

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:01:12 ago (+9/-0)

Kept me in suspense until the happy ending.

10/10 recommend.

Bonus: gif auto-loops in browser for repeat enjoyment.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 7 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:07:47 ago (+7/-0)

I recoded it into gif deliberately for this very reason!

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:14:25 ago (+4/-0)

The op we need!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:17:21 ago (+5/-0)

In retrospect, png might have been slightly better, but gif seemed like a good idea at the time. Even though Stephen Earl Wilhite thinks that 'graphics' is pronounced 'jraphics' or something. What a maroon...

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:37:45 ago (+2/-0)

Jiff is a peanut butter!

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 22:47:55 ago (+1/-0)

Blasphemy. There's no rules that the acronym must have the same sound as the word it represents. Plenty of examples of this but I'm too tired to think of one.

Imagine introducing yourself as nougat and then somebody calls you nogat, then blames you for introducing yourself.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 23:35:49 ago (+2/-0)

But nougat is not an an acronym, which GIF always used to be [being Graphics Interface Format]... JRAPHICS!

I didn't realise he died. May he rekt in peaks.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 01:37:58 ago (+1/-0)

No analogy is a perfect analogy, otherwise it wouldn't be called an analogy.

Fine ill think of one......



W.H.O., world health organization

Needs to be pronounced Woah, by your standard.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 02:00:25 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 21:55:54 ago (+1/-0)*

HAHAHA, commenting again in this thread just because this just dropped: https://youtu.be/tzm5pFq7ol0?t=237

Conclusion: Jay is a goat.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 02:11:45 ago (+1/-0)

It's funny what a small town the internet has become.

We all kind of watch the same folks these days. And that's disturbing.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:09:34 ago (+8/-0)

'How can I fuck this up and make people miserable?'

- Every nigger every time he arrives in a new situation

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:40:36 ago (+3/-0)

You're giving them too much credit; most niggers don't even have an internal monologue.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:59:39 ago (+3/-0)

He wasn't even looking

[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:44:40 ago (+2/-0)

What goes through their heads? "I'm big and bad, can't hit me?" Or is it just terror and their minds shut down? At least squirrels and other animals will move in response to a coming vehicle (even if it is to jump into it.)

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:46:34 ago (+1/-0)

What goes through their heads?

In this case? The windshield.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:54:38 ago (+1/-0)

They're much dumber than most all animals. Animals this stupid would be extinct.

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 11:42:01 ago (+1/-0)

They would be extinct already without gibs.

[ - ] CPU 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:35:07 ago (+1/-0)

They have a nigger mentality, they are all special and the king of all. Just like when niggers take up the whole sidewalk, or throw a massive fit. They think they are all special and everyone needs to bow down to them.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:27:44 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like he got the wind knocked out of him

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:29:31 ago (+0/-0)

Ew, so it released its wind; I hope the drivers of those vehicles survived the gas attack!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:27:00 ago (+2/-0)

Damn.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 01:49:33 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like communist-goverened South Africa.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 23:13:45 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 23:31:45 ago (+3/-1)

It says that we're sick of niggers and the nigger shit that they constantly do. Is it wrong to take joy in the world becoming a slightly better place? If it was someone's son, the father never knew nor cared, most likely. I never claimed some mantle of humanity and have been pretty open about how I think that humanity is putrid; but it's the playable character we're presented with in this game, so here we are. If this was my son, I;'d have paid the toll for having a hand in bringing such filth into society long before now.

There's supposed to be a punchline in there somewhere, but I think I fucked it up by trying to answer your faggotry line for line.

I was a "live and let live, niggers aren't so bad" kind of fagtard once. I am not anymore, and I am thankful for that. I hope you recover from your mind virus sooner than later.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 03:08:10 ago (+2/-1)*

He was suicidal. Literally. The chip on his shoulder as he nonchalantly put his own life in the hands of exhibiting what he thinks must look tough. You know what that's called? That's called giving up on life. Got what he wanted. So, make no mistake: There are 2 ills in this video. But I notice you are ignoring the 1st one so you can admonish people for not sharing your 2nd. Do you imagine this same video would not have a similar reaction from the crowd had it have been another race? Anybody who acts like this, wanting to die, is going to be met with disdain.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 22:44:48 ago (+1/-0)

What is it with niggers wanting to risk their lives just to ignore traffic laws?

[ - ] oyblat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

The entitlement of these people is shocking.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:37:42 ago (+1/-0)

I feel bad for the drivers involved in that wreck.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

You're right. You're always right in fact.