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Introducing the Butt Baby

submitted by Irelandlost to funny 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 11:46:17 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0h0s74.jpeg



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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 23:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

The jews did this.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:44:09 ago (+0/-0)

This reminds me of that tranny fag who was documenting "her" simulated pregnancy, week by week. I always kind of morbidly wondered what happened at week 40...

[ - ] CamelsMiller 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

I will not let even the most secure browser on a VPN confirm this is true, but I actually believe you.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:48:09 ago (+0/-0)

Oh shit.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 19:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

I dropped a large " butt baby " in the toilet this morning.

I didn't even have to cut my dick off , just ate some cashews and pecans the night before.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

I laughed butt then I was sads.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:40:10 ago (+0/-0)

too many covid shots?

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:29:03 ago (+0/-0)

Geezus... They always come up with something bizarre...

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 15:44:04 ago (+2/-0)

This reminds me of an old joke we had in the army it went like this while taking a dump:

Here I sit, cheeks a’flexin,
giving birth to another Texan.

Got those cowboys riled up. Good times in the army.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 15:41:33 ago (+1/-0)

*NO*

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:07:16 ago (+1/-0)

I have seen the face of God and it is weeping

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 13:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

One size fits all

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 13:13:01 ago (+1/-0)

This is it. You've done it you crazy bastards. You've found the one context in which I'm against more white babies.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:51:49 ago (+2/-0)

Im gonna get 3 of the black ones. Put them in a toilet. And make a meme!

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:50:30 ago (+0/-0)

"IT'S MAAM!"

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:41:21 ago (+6/-0)

On the search to see if this was real( I don't think it is or my brain won't accept it)

I came across this. Just by putting butt baby into Google. https://files.catbox.moe/hzrham.png

There's more. A whole bunch of books centered around butts and kids. What the hell is going on?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:57:35 ago (+6/-0)

You may live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:42:15 ago (+2/-0)

WWIII? Nice.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 13:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

What the hell is going on?

Weimar 2.0

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:41:43 ago (+2/-0)

Jews and faggots. This is what they do

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

There are reviews. Which means parents bought this!!

Blows my mind.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:56:35 ago (+2/-0)

Good news: https://www.nbcnews.com/video/mississippi-assistant-principal-fired-after-reading-children-s-book-i-need-a-new-butt-to-second-graders-135045189977

Some fag in Mississippi got fired for reading it to his students. Its one of his favorite books apparently.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:02:38 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for finding that. Whew there might be some sanity left out there.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:51:41 ago (+1/-0)

There is a lot of very disturbing videos on YouTube for "kids" that focuses on butts a LOT. People called it "Elsagate" because the main characters are usually Elsa from Frozen and Spiderman (but they somehow never get taken down for copyright infringement). There's definitely some kind of subliminal programming in there.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 22:13:07 ago (+1/-0)

Oh yeah, fully aware of those it gets downright creepy when you watch the videos that followed the Elsa gate trail.

Haha I still joke with my daughter sometimes shouting random color and number combinations to see which ones might set off any subliminal programming in case she had been exposed to any in the past :)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 15:42:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:41:58 ago (+2/-0)

The FBI isn't bothering with child molesters any more. Too many J6ers and pro-life activists need arresting.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

Butt baby is very tame compared to some of the things I've had to look up.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 12 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:28:45 ago (+12/-0)

Just when I thought clown world couldn't get higher

They shoot past the moon and beyond

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:27:42 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 14:41:15 ago (+3/-0)

Weimar Germany got fed up and fought back.

https://files.catbox.moe/pgdy3n.mp4

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 13:53:38 ago (+2/-0)

But I thought the moon was fake. Obviously it's now gay too.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:00:32 ago (+5/-0)

I really didn't need to know about this. My day was going just fine and now I have to think about faggots shitting out silicone infants.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 12:06:10 ago (+1/-0)

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