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The "veggie patty" or "vegetarian meat" is generally the shittiest thing anyone could eat and that's not at all because of "teh environment" or "be a man" or "soy" or whatever shit you want to dream up.

It serves a purpose in that it provides a way to eat something kind of like a burger, what with burgers and fries being a kind of "American staple" and all. Giving up meat means you give up a fucking hell of a lot of menu options and restaurants. Going out with friends or coworkers or just grabbing pretty much anything you can find just to shut your stomach up because your day has gone to shit and you're running ragged becomes its own special hell. It's not "just because they can't give up the idea of a burger."

But it's literally the equivalent of the worst fast food burger you can find in existence in terms of dietary choices.

All the same, compared to what was available at McDonald's previously (nothing) or the "garden veggie patty" at Burger King, it was an amazing choice to throw at a menu. As far as "vegetarian meats" go, Impossible and Beyond really aren't that bad at all especially when you look at what they're made with and compare them to the shitty Boca Burgers and that ground up trash with the "Morningstar Farms" label plastered on it. Comparing Impossible and Beyond, Impossible is better in texture and taste though still not 100% agreeable.

The problem is that someone decided to hype up McDonald's so that they thought it would be a money-maker.

Let's be clear: Vegetarians aren't as common as we're told to believe and when you target a niche demographic, you're going to have market failures unless you just plan it as a side menu item (like Burger King did all along). Add to this that Burger King uses an honest-to-God broiler that burns off any meat shit left on the rack vs. "I gotta clean the grill a bit, have a special place for the "meat" patty, have a special timer, has to be cooked to order, can only hold it in the freezer about as long as meat, yadda yadda," it wasn't a good fit for what McDonald's wanted to do.

Now all of that said, I have tried one of McDonald's Beyond burgers and it's not really that horrible but it's still a veggie burger. Hell, Burger King's Impossible was better and even its garden veggie patty was light years better and it was still shit.

This went exactly the way everyone knew it would despite what everyone really hoped for. This really should have come as no surprise at all.

You want to know the sad, sad truth? Vegetarians don't want an actual plant-based burger that passes as meat. Green Giant, back in the late 90s, had a veggie patty that 100% tasted like beef, greased up like beef, yet had no meat. It wasn't horribly expensive and came in a 4 pack-box in the freezer section. You could honestly give it to any meat-eater and they wouldn't notice any difference. I tried it once and was pretty impressed. Couldn't find it the next month. Vegetarians don't want burgers that pass for meat. If they did, we wouldn't still be trying to make them.

"God" made niggers.

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I wanted to start a line of alien and super hero flesh lights.

Alien from aliens
Star trek of course
Many to be made.
Female predator the list is endless.

Guess alien dildos for women but most of their already look like alien dicks

Masterbation is still a sin.
Sucking dick and eating pussy is slso a sin.
Crimes against nature fella.
Dont play a God card if you cant hold to it.

It is.