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‘We Were Monogamous for Three Years, Now We’re in a Throuple’ (how they invent words that doesnt exist in order to appear cool)

submitted by knightwarrior41 to ClownWorld 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 11:41:37 ago (+11/-1)     (dnyuz.com)

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/25/we-were-monogamous-for-three-years-now-were-in-a-throuple/

I met Kevin through my brother-in-law, as they grew up in the same area, and we started going out in 2017. We had, and still have, a great relationship and a very strong, passionate love for each other. He’s my number one cheerleader and he’s very supportive of me, my dreams and everything I want to do in life. That’s why, when he and I had been together for three years, he agreed to open up our relationship.

I had been bi-curious for some time, although it was a thought I didn’t really pursue. But Kevin and I were very open with each other and we communicated a lot, so I brought it up with him time and time again, my thoughts of being with a woman. Over time, however, I realized that it was something we could do together.


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[ - ] thoughtcryme 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 13:14:31 ago (+6/-0)

Storytime:

So I'm making my rack on the ship one day and Anderson is showing people pictures, he shows me one of his wife. Now, we are on a ship and we dont hate each other or anything, so when he shows me this acne covered landwhale and says "Thats my wife" I had to hold in my disgust to avoid gasping and shouting omfg what is that thing.

Few months later, we dont see him anymore, I finally asked someone what happened when I heard he was discharged dishonorably. Turns out, him and his wife had a threeway with another dude. Here it gets bad.. He fell in love, with the dude apparently.... Anyway his wife comes home and catches him fagging it up and the landwhale took the lid from the toilet and broke it over his head.

A few months later I got a ding from another shipmate and he says "If anderson tries to add you on facebook, dont accept" I wouldnt have, but I ask why not? "Hes a woman now". Pulled him up because it was admittedly difficult to believe (at the time) and there he was, wearing a fucking dress.

galldarn monsterswamp

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:05:47 ago (+2/-0)

Ha. Horrific. So he was a closeted fag, married a beard, and now figures if he becomes a ‘woman’ then he can take it in the back hole and not be a fag. He’s a fag, but now he’s even worse.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:14:11 ago (+4/-0)

Later, when I returned to USA, my home and origin, I took a job as a Dedicated Server Admin at a shitty godaddy wannabe company. Our office boss/manager was a landwhale female, well.. sort of. On day 3 of my employment she gathered the new hires to inform us that she was transitioning into a male. First off, I dont care about this cunt and would prefer not to know. Completely inappropriate for work.

She was a thoroughly disgusting woman, I'm talking fatass physique, fupa party, nose piercing next to a hairy face mole. Yea she's a real treat. Also a bitchy cunt. I once asked, if they were gonna be a straight male or a gay male, once the pretend-o-cock was attached. The answer told me the truth. She intended to be a Gay male. ie: She is attracted to men but men are not attracted to her, but faggots will fuck anything and knowing that, she elected to sneak in there and get some cock at long last.

If you told me I went through a dimensional portal over in 5th fleet and this wasn't the same home I left, I'd be forced to consider it a possibility.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 19:13:02 ago (+2/-0)

Every time a man suggests a threeway with another guy it's because he's a faggot

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 19:28:09 ago (+2/-0)

I have a lot of respect for sailors, you sign up to spend 9 months living in a steel machine. You can lose your life in a moment, naval battles are fast and extremely violent. But your outlet for your youthful sexuality is extremely weird. Their are parts of the ship a naval officer will not visit. What they will see will test their souls and their loyalty to the Navy. Not all sailors are like this.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 02:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

We have ladies on the ships now :) I went on a date in Bahrain, we had a very awkward baskin robbins visit. (idk wtf to take a girl in Bahrain)

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 14:14:47 ago (+1/-0)

The fuck.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 14:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

I'm guessing Anderson didn't graduate from the Academy?

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

naw we were deckapes.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 14:16:08 ago (+2/-0)

Kevin and I really like Disneyland,

What a shocker.

Most of the feedback we receive on our TikTok videos are also positive.

Again... And some still don't believe a cull is necessary.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 18:35:21 ago (+1/-0)

LMAO

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 17:11:06 ago (+1/-0)

Two years or less her whole attitude will change. My dumb sister did this. Luckily, she saved her marriage, but she was bawling out crying to my mom because her husband started paying more attention to the other whore.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 18:29:29 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you told her she was a stupid slut. Threesomes are not workable. Its not a desireable situation for the women at all. This nonsense that biology doesnt drive sexual behavior is ridiculous.

[ - ] Inflatablecat 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:09:38 ago (+1/-0)

If yalls argument against this is biblical, Solomon the wisest person in the Bible had multiple wives so its not completely degenerate. I'm sure there were others as well.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 20:48:47 ago (+0/-0)

How they jew words to justify degeneratism.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:02:00 ago (+0/-0)*

Dave Chappell said during one of his Netflix specials, ‘the left make up words to win arguments’… Never heard a white person in Hollywood say that. A nig he may be, but he’s based.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 07:17:34 ago (+0/-0)

Based white people aren't allowed there.

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 13:22:29 ago (+0/-0)

God this filthy kike writing. How do people believe this shit? It's low quality fan fic tier writing