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What if people become retarded after vaccines?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 07:50:05 ago (+3/-0)     (AskGoats)

I still can't believe that so many people in developed countries are mentally retarded. They let governments get away with obvious bullshit and still trust them. My theory is people are becoming mentally retarded after getting the vaccines in childhood. Do you have any other plausible explanation?



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[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 01:07:57 ago (+0/-0)

Op is talking about the first set of vaccinated you retards

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 17:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

What if they were retarded before the vaccines?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:34:35 ago (+0/-0)

Vaccines cause autism and other life-changing conditions (SIDS). The ones who survive and appear to be "normal" probably have other not-so-obvious damage.

Fluoride in tap water and toothpaste isn't helping either.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:01:02 ago (+0/-0)

Plausible. I had mumps, measles, and all that scary crap...

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 13:07:05 ago (+0/-0)

IQ has been dropping 7 points a generation since the end of WWII, with the most notable increase beginning around the mid '70's.
Vaccines could be one explanation, since they studied Amish children -- who do not receive vaccinations -- compared to the rest of the population and found they had lower levels of autism and other developmental disorders, but I am not aware of IQ tests being included in any studies.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 12:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

They were retarded before they got vexed

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 11:09:35 ago (+1/-1)

How many jabs did you get?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:34:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

I’m unjabbed chief, so is my wife. I tried hard to talk my dad out of the jab but his girlfriend had recurring bouts of cancer so he got the jab to protect her. four months later he had a heart attack while he was having his morning coffee and watching the birds on his feeders. He never had heart problems before. I think the retards will come when the vaxxed start breeding.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 11:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

It's a little bit of a lot of things. I find it interesting that when I was a kid, the McDonalds and Burger Kings all had play areas for the kids - today almost none of them do, though up until recently Chik-Fil-A sometimes did. It's almost like the people who grew up addicted to fast food didn't breed nearly as much as the people who didn't eat fast food much so the main customer base of these fast food places didn't have enough kids to justify keeping the playpens. Chik-Fil-A targeted those people who were still having kids, only to get bought out, and now they're likely pumping their food full of the same shit that make McD and BK customers too unhealthy to have kids.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 10:53:06 ago (+1/-0)

What if... they were already retarded to let their government inject them with untested pharmaceuticals, all so that they could retain their liberty?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 09:50:58 ago (+2/-0)

The unvaxxed will all get slaves. I’m going to have a peanut plantation.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 11:11:17 ago (+1/-0)

That wouldn't be my first choice, but it would be ironic to use niggers to make peanut butter. They'll see for the first time in history how it's done.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 09:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

Why would the vaccine raise their iq?

[ - ] diggernicks 14 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:58:20 ago (+15/-1)

Bad news

People were retarded BEFORE the vaccine

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 10:18:20 ago (+1/-0)

Gonna say the same thing.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 10:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

I think he means all vaccines, not just covid vaccines. Of course, some people were probably retarded way back then too.

[ - ] WhiteRonin 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 12:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

People were retarded BEFORE the vaccine

OP is an example of this.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 11:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

Was gonna ask, "How would you know?"

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

well, I do lurk voat

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:52:17 ago (+1/-0)

I thought they were relying on marijuana and the new interactive television we are using to make everybody retarded.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:59:01 ago (+1/-0)

Don't be a boomer minded faggot

Alcohol and cigs are far worse

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 07:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

The dangers of alcohol and cigarettes have been well documented for centuries. Obsessive compulsive behavior triggered by modern drugs and interactive digital media is a brand new thing and nobody quite understands how it will affect people like you long-term. Have fun on the Internet today.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 20:01:52 ago (+0/-0)

modern drugs

Marijuana

I herped so hard I derped

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 06:56:08 ago (+0/-0)

You’re refusing to acknowledge that marijuana is a vastly different drug than it was before CRISPR technology.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:17:45 ago (+0/-0)

thats why I always wear a tinfoil hat and condom 24/7

Protects against side effects

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:50:26 ago (+3/-0)

If they got the jab they were already retarded.

[ - ] StarylDrawberry 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:39:23 ago (+4/-0)

Only retarded people got the vaccine

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:32:20 ago (+1/-0)

The electric jew is why people are retarded.