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jews have the clippers

submitted by Laputois to USPolitics 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 16:15:24 ago (+18/-1)     (USPolitics)

When I was a young boy my father purchased a clipper and although having no experience in the finer arts of barbering he decided he would maintain my younger brother and I's appearance. My father was very sensitive to our wishes, he did not treat us arbitrarily as a possession he could control in this matter. He would involve us in the process by offering us the choice between a G.I. cut or a crew cut. A day is long for a young child and weeks seem an eternity, we knew that the last time had been a pretty severe removal of our locks and not remembering what we selected last time, we simply knew we did not wish to make the same error in choice. Unfortunately the suggestion of choice here was a moot point. Given my father's abilities with clippers it mattered little what choice we made. We were getting sheared anyhow. Now I understand you feel as if you are in control of your destiny and you are invested in your voting choice between a lying democrat and a deceptive bloviating republican clown, but in reality just like my brother and I so long ago, either way you are getting sheared.


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[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 16:29:35 ago (+2/-3)

Condolences to your fag locks, homo

[ - ] VaccineWaters 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 05:46:19 ago (+0/-0)

Voting is like using your signal in the turning lane.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 16:35:57 ago (+3/-0)

Good analogy.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 18:46:08 ago (+3/-0)

Its called a Hobson’s choice

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobson%27s_choice