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Do you have a 13 or 14 year old daughter? Have you identified the white boy that you want her to have kids with when she's 17 or 18 yet? If you haven't you're abdicating your parental responsibilities to ensure that she has a happy life and you have grandkids. You need a good old country slapping up

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2.6 yearsSep 22, 2022 10:21:37 ago (+7/-7)     (TellUpgoat)

Do you have a 13 or 14 year old daughter? Have you identified the white boy that you want her to have kids with when she's 17 or 18 yet. If you haven't you're abdicating your parental responsibilities to ensure that she has a happy life and you have grandkids. You need a good old country slapping upside the head.


You better get together with your wife and you better find that white boy in the neighborhood that you want your girl to have kids with.

Forget your daddy fantasies out that your little girl's going to be a virgin her whole life because she's not. And you can't save her for yourself so get that out of your head too.

Your job is to get her pregnant by the moment she's 18 and or in states with parental permission as early as 16.

So you and your wife or better yet you, because she won't be able to be convinced, you go out there and you find the white boy you want her to have kids with.

And he's not going to be perfect cuz nobody's ever perfect. But you find the one and you hire him to mow your lawn. And you tell your daughter not to touch him. Cuz that's exactly what's going to make her want to touch him.

And then you make sure you leave the house a lot. Cuz that's the way it works and that's the way it's worked for hundreds of years and that's the way this whole United States was settled.


So do your job as a parent and get your little girl pregnant and happy.

Look she's going to hate you later anyway so at least you'll have some grandkids until she comes around again.

And you're going to look in your little grandkids face is carrying your jeans and ensuring the survival of your people and he's going to smile at you and you're going to smile at him or her and you're going to feel a deep sense of satisfaction that nothing else will cure. The alternative is you're old you're dying and your daughter's 35 and unmarried with no kids and possibly think she's gay in might be freezing her eggs and you have absolutely nothing and feel absolutely pitiful.

So which is it going to be?


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[ - ] 3starAgent 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 22, 2022 13:50:33 ago (+0/-0)

this is what you nazis want right?

what's wrong? don't like your right side of the prison now?

[ - ] SpiralOut 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 22, 2022 13:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

Most women aren't mentally grown up(same with most men) until their 30s. If you taught them right, sure. The best women aren't at bars or out at places. They're recommended to you by their family because they see your value.

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 22, 2022 12:25:59 ago (+1/-0)*

Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with you?

"Your job is to get her pregnant by the moment she's 18 and or in states with parental permission as early as 16."

Fucking weird groomer. You should have your kids taken away. Anyone that takes that much interest in his teenage daughters sex life is a danger to that girl. I'm positive if "lawnmower boy" doesn't knock her up in a timely manner you will take it into your own hands to "preserve your line" you fucking gross weirdo.

If you and I were ever in the same room and you said shit like this to my face, I would beat you to death with a baseball bat. You piece of shit.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 22, 2022 10:39:36 ago (+0/-0)

You have to be careful with this though. Hahaha my grandparents did this under the guise of me tutoring one of the boys and left us in a shed. Way too young. Think about 13-14 he creeped me out and I took off running.

Tried it again with another boy .. hiring him to do odd jobs around the house when I was 17 , he followed me everywhere around town like that scene from a color purple. Never spoke to me just rode his bike around always where I could see him. When I would complain to them they would just laugh.

That whole thing might have worked but my mother sent for me. So I left.