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Beyond Meat is so disgusting even its employees are starting to eat meat

submitted by HeavyBeefCurtains to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:33:52 ago (+49/-0)     (pic8.co)

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[ - ] Wolfspider 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 22:22:24 ago (+8/-0)

I tried to find out more about this story from the reporter, but he told me to stop being nosey.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 22:54:44 ago (+3/-0)

Jesus, that's actually pretty funny for being so on the nose!

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:36:01 ago (+6/-0)

Haha he went mad!

Remember when they said the cows got sick from eating cows?

So is there really something to the beyond meat having aborted babies in it?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 22:56:58 ago (+1/-0)

Aww hell naw! Sorry, I actually heard a nigger say that today and it seemed appropriate.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 13:56:10 ago (+0/-0)

Would believe a "soy overload" over "soylent green".

[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 22:41:25 ago (+5/-0)

Lol. I actually expected a story about people who worked at beyond meat being caught in the grocery store buying hamburger or something. I did not expect this story.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 23:05:37 ago (+2/-0)

It's pretty cleaver though you have to admit. Get it, cleaver, like meat cleaver? Hey I'm not the one named crackinjokes!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 00:15:54 ago (+0/-0)

Same

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 03:20:16 ago (+1/-0)

While the autists jerk themselves off...

What the fuck is a "terroristic threat"?

What chucklefucks think a threat doesn't mean to impose terror?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 03:46:50 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] giantprick 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 04:14:22 ago (+1/-0)

Wisdom

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 01:23:40 ago (+1/-0)

disgusting, biting someone's nose off, bweik...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 09:10:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 02:58:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 22:35:33 ago (+1/-0)

I ate a cow once. Ok, I also ate a pig, more than once. I also ate another cow, and a lot of chickens. If you took my cow meat away and said I could no longer have cow meat unless I killed it myself. Give me a knife!

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 15:52:08 ago (+0/-0)

"terroristic threats"?

-_-

it's pretty clear the law isn't even taking itself seriously

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 20, 2022 09:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

He needed meat

[ - ] Rebooted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 19, 2022 23:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

Demon