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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 00:12:08 ago (+4/-0)

Once he unloaded his truck, nothing was going to stop Billy from going to the topless bar.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:37:10 ago (+4/-0)

Yep putter down right there yep uhhhh and uhhh yep yep he's gonna keep goin

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 03:50:38 ago (+2/-0)

Just realized the guy chasing it was the driver.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 03:59:32 ago (+2/-0)

You're observant, as always!

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 01:04:52 ago (+2/-0)

The chassis was the only thing not made in Africa

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 14:02:01 ago (+1/-0)

Top notch frame!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:35:15 ago (+2/-0)

Some bailing wire, a roll of duct tape and they'll be back on the road in no time.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 09:58:22 ago (+1/-0)

That trick already failed him once!

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:15:38 ago (+2/-0)

Looks more like a car now

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:17:01 ago (+2/-0)

Now identifies as a go-kart!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:52:26 ago (+3/-1)

Eastbound and... down.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 23:04:14 ago (+2/-1)

Never fails. If I announce baked potatoes will be made the husband will always say

With all the fixins?
And I must respond with
All the fixins

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 03:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

I do love all the fixins... but I'll take corners more carefully.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 11:01:01 ago (+1/-0)

That'll buff right out.

[ - ] Name 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:12:18 ago (+3/-1)

Disconnect the battery for 15 seconds and then drive it a little while to see if it gets better.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:37:36 ago (+2/-0)

I did and my internet speed got faster!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:51:41 ago (+3/-0)

Now download more memory!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:13:43 ago (+1/-0)

I think it knows so it's trying to fix itself!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:17:02 ago (+1/-0)

That'll buff out.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:27:56 ago (+2/-1)

Transformers! More than meets the eye!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 20:38:32 ago (+1/-0)

Tranperformer uhh I think that's a guy.