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Had an oopsie last night

submitted by mikenigger to whatever 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 10:51:07 ago (+7/-7)     (whatever)

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is the pedo not banned? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want dangus to be admin and fix this broken site. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was about to become mod??? This is so fucked.


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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:38:35 ago (+4/-0)

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 16:55:39 ago (+2/-0)

I see dangus more as the talent and not management material.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:52:18 ago (+2/-0)

Shame re nuggets.
What sauce did she bring with them?

I have to say though, I’m very upset about blu paedo and joe porno as well. I have just learned like yesterday that they do indeed post porn thanks to grandma @postwallhelena (my adult content is apparently turned off so I never see anything vile). I don’t understand why are they not banned and why is dangus not coming back.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

Omg. Ragnar. Really?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

What? You upset about the sauce?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:22:20 ago (+2/-0)

Yay! You got one!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:25:26 ago (+0/-0)

i hope it was some disgusting fake queso mexican dip that he wasted. Daggers in your heart, right?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:27:13 ago (+1/-0)

You know a quesadilla could be considered a civilized sandwich too if you cut it up into little triangles.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 00:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

So you did understand what I meant bu civilised sandwiches, and are admitting your bean slop is not civilised. Thanks, I guess.

Regarding the quesadilla in question, what’s the filling? Just cheese or some disgusting bean goo?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 00:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

Had to look it up. Its only shows tea sandwiches which makes sense since you're gay .

Cheese? I guess?

Tomatoes and onions if I have them?

I'm not a fan of the ones with meat in them.

But since you seem to like to ask about food all the time I made a hell of a sausage and peppers dish the other day.

Added a little balsamic vinegar this time. Made a pretty good glaze.

Yellow rice this time ,usually I just serve it with white.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 13:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

I like GOOD food, not the mud slop your people eat.
Civilised sandwiches are just clean and not messy to eat, your uncivilised ass won’t get it. Go back to Mexico

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 20, 2022 14:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong shit hole.

Sausage and peppers is slop? Good luck. Hope your mom finds the boosts with the foil lids you like.
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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:13:54 ago (+2/-0)

Those chicken nuggets probably had vaccines and gmos in them, shoulda beat her ass for that.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 13:23:17 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:28:54 ago (+1/-0)

mikenigger = low IQ faggot

If you doubt my claim, think back, can you recall anything intelligent written by the retard?

[ - ] mikenigger [op] -2 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 16:11:32 ago (+0/-2)

oh look the pedo is gaslighting

this reply and blumen's are right after eachother, what a cohencidence!

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 19:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for demonstrating that you're a retard to everyone.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:15:30 ago (+1/-0)*

Stealing copy pasta from 4chan?

Or is it a TRUE story in disguise?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:12:01 ago (+1/-0)

a nervous breakdown. It happens.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 10:57:45 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, fuck your mother! I would.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:22:49 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus, be more of a tard.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 19:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

Son, when your father gets out of jail, we three need to have a long talk.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 13:39:17 ago (+0/-0)

You eat chicken nuggets? What a faggot.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

mikenigger = kike run account just like diggernicks

If you are suffering kike...good...losers like you are scum of our society and kikes at that, you should be shot on site and thrown into the sea according to your precious "Merchant law"

lmfao kike living with mommy eating tendies...this is clearly some kind of larp by a kike trying to mock someone...kikes like Mike care wayyyyy too much about optics for this to be him openly admitting he lives with mommy lmfao

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 21:25:23 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

Rent free

Special olympians get so easily obsessed