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guy caught jacking on google earth
submitted by oppressed to Newsoftheweird 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 03:38:40 ago (+29/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/y7nz07.mp4

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 08:18:54 ago (+7/-0)

"The Google spy car is coming down the street, open the curtains and start jacking it!" which is probably what actually happened.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 08:33:00 ago (+1/-1)*

Almost certainly. Thousands of applicants try to get on Naked Attraction, a show that features uncensored full frontal nudity, every series. And with no pay. Exhibitionism is strong in modern people. And seemingly more in average people than even celebrities as celebrity Naked Attraction couldn't even get enough contestants to be made.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/naked-attraction-facts-trivia-things-you-didnt-know-pictures-anna-richardson_uk_5954e17be4b02734df30423d

Then there are all the people DOING, not watching, porn.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 05:27:57 ago (+7/-0)

and who's most likely to street view your own house? your own family.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 21, 2022 19:50:24 ago (+0/-0)

And they call us "Yanks".

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 08:58:37 ago (+3/-0)

Next time I'll close the blinds.

Damn.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 03:55:50 ago (+3/-0)

That’s hilarious.
If you street view it now google blurred out that window lol

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 10:35:30 ago (+2/-0)

Phew. It wasn't me.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 04:28:03 ago (+2/-0)

hah looks like he knew about it too looks like hes staring straight at the camera

[ - ] Rockwellian 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 14:58:18 ago (+2/-1)

Be honest, how many of you clicked this to make sure it wasn't you?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 22:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

Fake.

It's just a rumor that men masturbate

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 15:28:05 ago (+0/-0)

looked it up :-( killjoys at Google censored it

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 14:58:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:47:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VaccineWaters 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 07:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

Bubbles is frisky again.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -5 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 05:06:17 ago (+0/-5)*

Nothing special imo. If he positioned himself like that butt naked near a freeway off-ramp I might be impressed. Or someone might.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -7 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 06:18:32 ago (+0/-7)

https://external-preview.redd.it/cUV70EjvjnVzEbyADEykK3l6n15DeItriH2-W8iRgOA.jpg?auto=webp&s=b24186542be55c2132433470c70d3b9b8974972c

Greek philosopher Diogenes of Sinope used to masturbate in public to show happiness belonged to a man who rejected cultural norms.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/ovhag/til_that_greek_philosopher_diogenes_of_sinope_use/

Hard to argue with him.

https://files.catbox.moe/8ipuwu.mp4

Though I suspect the happiness has something to do with how large one's audience is. Millions in her case. Plus hers lacks the illegalist ethic so it'll lose some of the edge on that score.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -6 points 1.6 yearsSep 19, 2022 07:53:26 ago (+0/-6)