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The Cartman.

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 12, 2022 10:39:19 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 10 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 12:47:18 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] giantprick 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 14:24:02 ago (+3/-1)

You should be writing blogs

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:21:12 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 20:37:45 ago (+2/-0)

im always carrying a zip tie in my pocket from now on

the long kind

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2022 21:00:00 ago (+0/-0)

carry ball bearings to put in the valve stem caps of people who park improperly

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2022 23:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

im not going to do anything that if someone shoots me for doing it I would agree with them for shooting me had I been a stranger and not me, if that makes sense.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 16:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

So zip tie the cart to the handle or just generally decorate the handle?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:20:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 13:42:36 ago (+4/-0)

Because the cart corral is just such a long distance away. Can you imagine trying to waddle to one of those corrals along with your cart, only to be required to make the long trek back to your car?

[ - ] dassar 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 14:59:51 ago (+3/-0)

You mean after walking all the from your car to the store , then around the store and now back outside to your car and you're complaining about walking halfway to the building and back again. Lmao. How do these people even manage to dress themselves and not get lost going to the store.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:03:30 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes it really is. I usually still take my cart back, though. Sometimes people make another pile by curb-checking them somewhere closer to the store. I use those when available.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 12, 2022 12:09:27 ago (+3/-0)

I'm almost positive that's the Publix in Jensen Beach.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 14:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Temp20210918c 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 13:45:11 ago (+3/-0)

Self-returning Aldi carts FTW.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 13:58:32 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 16:51:04 ago (+1/-0)

They technically don't return themselves. It would be cool if they did though.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 15:53:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 16:02:59 ago (+2/-0)

why? it only takes one minute to return a cart.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 16:07:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:16:00 ago (+2/-0)

Every car comes with two sets of keys/fobs. Turn the car on, leaving key A in the car. Step out, close the door, and use key B to lock the car. Go return your cart. Come back to your locked, climate-controlled car, unlock it with key B, and get on with your day. If Nosey Nancy shows up, tell her to fuck off.

Hardly rocket science.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:22:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 20:07:28 ago (+2/-0)

just need the one fob with new cars with push-button ignition. Unfortunate side effect is the CIA can off you by steering you into oncoming traffic.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2022 01:31:47 ago (+2/-0)

You can hack most cars to enable you to leave the AC running while you shop. You can take the fob with you and the car will remain running, but it will refuse to move. At least inasmuch as the computer remains in control. IOW it's as safe as leaving your car not running.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 20:03:40 ago (+2/-0)

baggers should help mothers with children. like the old days.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 16:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

Here in Germany you have to put a 50ยข coin to get the cart and people bring the carts to the corral to get the coin back. The problem is that in the US your coins are worth nothing.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:21:44 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:07:33 ago (+2/-0)*

We have $1 coins that are occasionally used (famously featuring first Susan B Anthony and later Sacagawea (whom you can look up if you care)). They could require them for shopping carts and then people would have them. There is also such thing as a bill feeder. But frankly cash isn't used very much at all. Or they could take deposit via credit card. (Vending machines take credit card so there much be some provision to make it economical for $1 transactions, at least in bulk.) That they choose not to tells me the market doesn't enjoy it.

There is also a 50c piece (also known as the half-dollar), but it is probably more rarely used than the dollar coin. I used to get $1 coins as change from various machines, however like I say cash itself is rarely used now so most of those machines are electronically billed. It used to be like toll booths which have all gone to RFID tags and public transport machines which take credit card.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:05:03 ago (+2/-0)

When I lived near the ghetto, people would just take the carts home. And there was a truck that drove around the neighborhoods collecting them. I can't tell if this was some kind of community service provided by the store or just a solution they were forced to come up with in the face of negligence by Section 8'ers

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:36:42 ago (+1/-0)

The latter. Niggers have no qualms about stealing a cart. I see it constantly.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 17:44:30 ago (+1/-0)

Mostly Mexicans but I suspect the same as you. I guess I should have said "Barrio"

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2022 00:07:23 ago (+1/-0)

Carts cost around $300 each. So it makes sense to try and get them back. Hopefully there's no pawn shop / black market for them.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2022 01:29:44 ago (+2/-0)

The homeless would actually steal them -- at least temporarily. I don't think those guys held onto anything that long. Other people left them out, like you'd leave a trash can for the garbage man. I guess these people didn't have cars, so taking the shopping cart home enabled them to buy more stuff. Probably with taxpayer money but anyways. That's why I was legit wondering if it was a service the store provided.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 21:11:20 ago (+2/-0)

Lazy bitch

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 13:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

I need to try this with the lazy kikes around here. Got to make sure they can't avoid the cart either.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 23:51:59 ago (+2/-2)

This "put your cart away or you're a nigger" narrative is stupid. The more carts we leave out and about the more jobs we create.

Same with litter. The more trash we throw on the ground the more jobs we create. You guys simply aren't entrepreneurs

[ - ] GLOMAN4ALLIES -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 22:47:44 ago (+0/-1)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. UNLESS THERES JUST NO PARKING AND A CART PROHIBITS YOU FROM PARKING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE? YOU REALLY SAVED THE DAY

[ - ] GLOMAN4ALLIES 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 13, 2022 09:20:57 ago (+0/-0)

goats just aint the same corporate cucks seems more suitable