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Elon Musk agrees: chess champion cheated, used anal beads for comms

submitted by Spaceman84 to Mildlyinteresting 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:06:50 ago (+3/-1)     (www.tweaktown.com)

https://www.tweaktown.com/news/88364/elon-musk-agrees-chess-champion-cheated-used-anal-beads-for-comms/index.html



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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 23:08:43 ago (+1/-0)

Butt stuff is gay

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 21:43:44 ago (+1/-1)

Not worth reading.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 19:04:15 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf, anal beads? Not that I know anything about an anal bead, but explain please how you would cheat with that?

Musk projecting, I guess this is where he came up with his brilliant idea of the boring co, ripping anal beads from his arse, fucking faggot.

[ - ] NotSure 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 19:21:44 ago (+2/-0)

explain please how you would cheat with that?

Simple. Build a battery powered device that vibrates upon getting a signal from a wireless transmitter, and hide it inside the rectum. Someone monitors the chess match and uses the wireless transmitter to signal the player on how to move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhl5ObsQZfQ

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 21:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

It's just Musk making a joke about a stupid theory that went viral: https://youtu.be/r6dWD5-_lpI?t=514

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:42:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ozark 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody wrote some words, that's how you can for sure know it's real.