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Cocaine affects everybody differently

submitted by Centaurus to funny 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:03:53 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:53:16 ago (+9/-0)

Concerned, intense, paranoid and awesome.

Title checks out.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:05:02 ago (+4/-0)

Fried, intense, paranoid and awesome.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:57:57 ago (+6/-0)*

This niggers effect on women wasn’t something I grasped until he was dead. I was watching a Heckle and Jeckle cartoon on Comedy Capers when they interrupted the show with an announcement that Elvis had died. I ran to tell my mom and she tried to slap me, but I slipped it. She had never tried to hit me before, or since. She got on the phone and found out I wasn’t lying. She cried all afternoon, which was very confusing to me. I had never heard my mom ever mention Elvis before. The chicks really loved this dude. She pulled herself together before my dad got home.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 9 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:02:11 ago (+9/-0)

Chicks dig jumpsuits. Just ask Super Dave.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:06:41 ago (+5/-0)

I’m sure Super Dave must have crushed it in the pussy department. And left many dissatisfied fans lying in the wet spot. Pretty sure he was a jew.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:54:17 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:19:45 ago (+2/-0)*

Oh, I didn’t know that. I figured he was a jew because he’s a recurring character on Curb Your Enthusiasm. The entire cast are Jews.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 20:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Bob Einstein. He was also Albert Brooks’ brother. Their father was a famous Vaudeville Jew whose most recognized character was a fake Greek named Parkyakarkus. Interesting story with the Dad: He was at like a Friar’s Roast or something back jn like the late 50’s and he dropped dead right in the middle of the performance.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:53:12 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:17:50 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like you mom got fucked by Elvis backstage one night.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:25:47 ago (+2/-0)*

She might have. She was second runner up in the Miss Texas Pageant in the 60’s. If Miss Texas had broken a leg, my mom was up to compete for Miss America. She got to meet a lot of celebrities for awhile.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:28:45 ago (+2/-0)

Do you look like Elvis, by any chance?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:30:38 ago (+4/-0)

I’m fat and I sweat like a pig. Hmmmm..

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:19:17 ago (+0/-0)

Spot on.

[ - ] Merlynn 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:05:42 ago (+4/-0)

Bill Cosby,in one of his comedy bits,claims that he was told that cocaine "enhances your personality". To which he asked "But what if you're an asshole?"

So maybe the reason cocaine makes niggers so much worse is because it's an enhanced nigger.

[ - ] ZeudesJesucifer 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:51:54 ago (+4/-0)

Hahahahahaha the fifty shades of white. Or four, whatever. Elvis is King.

[ - ] Mestizospic86 -1 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:02:39 ago (+1/-2)

King of black music

[ - ] ZeudesJesucifer 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 12, 2022 01:42:14 ago (+0/-0)*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

There many guitar playing black blokes singing songs about fools falling in love these days? Oh aye, Elvis stole from Chuck blah blah blah fuck off sunshine, Elvis is king and black music has been reduced to self-indulgent anthems of violent collective criminality and racial animosity, not RnB.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 12, 2022 09:25:00 ago (+0/-0)

Most nigger music is written by a jew. Most rappers are performance artists.

[ - ] ZeudesJesucifer 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 12, 2022 11:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

So Elvis is the King of Jewish Music? Lol.

I think you'll find a lot of the greatest music ever heard was the product of one or two captured assets. The credits you see mean nothing but money.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 12, 2022 11:38:05 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know who wrote Elvis music. I do know a jew basically wrote all the mainstream gangster rap in 90s.

[ - ] ZeudesJesucifer 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 12, 2022 13:50:46 ago (+0/-0)

Don't be surprised to find out most of the music was stolen and those who claimed to write it never did, but simply owned the people that did.

(Slavery is still a thing.)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:37:39 ago (+4/-0)

and he didn't worry about all the civil rights bullshit like the movie. Neverending Story is more realistic than that new Elvis movie.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

At that phase of subversion, it wasn't the right time

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:51:57 ago (+1/-0)

oh great. they niggerd that up too?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:55:43 ago (+4/-0)*

Despite what they say either way, Elvis didn't really think about race. He grew up surrounded by niggers so it was always sort of ubiquitous to him. When he heard music he liked he didn't think about the race of the musician. Woke people see black people as lesser than them. Elvis just saw them. He didn't see for or against them. His life has been watched basically since he was a teenager and there never has been any rant or plea for or against them. There were a number of times he went off the rails, one time on stage he said he would kill people in the press, and he could get away with a lot of shit so if he hated niggers he had more than enough chances to show it either passively or overtly and he didn't.

I believe the movie is based on a book called Careless Love: The Unmaking of Elvis Presley, which details the entire time since he came back from the army until his death and it spends a lot of time on Colonel Parker. Never in the book has it said anything pro or against niggers. Elvis wasn't that clued into the world, he was really shut off from it and he wasn't avidly watching the civil rights struggle. That's all bullshit.

This didn't happen a thousand years ago and jews could say well, maybe he did we don't really know... We know. It's all on record, a lot of it on film or audio. It would be like if they had Frank Sinatra suddenly become a weaboo. They just made shit up and put it in. It's really blatant.

Also, everyone surrounding him, even the people closest to him that knew him privately have all written tell alls. No one said he was racist or pro nigger. Now jews are trying to rewrite him despite libraries of material we have on him that never said a word.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 21:05:20 ago (+2/-0)

Elvis looks like a legit Chad in that picture. Normally he looked like shit

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 12, 2022 09:22:01 ago (+1/-0)

You get the same effect from cocaine if you snort baby powder, and set all the cash you have on fire.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 22:02:04 ago (+1/-0)

If you're gunna crash and burn, may as well enjoy the ride

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:15:42 ago (+1/-0)

I remember when he "kiked" off...my android phone wouldn't work for 2 days