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Niglet tries an armed robbery but ends up squealing reeeee

submitted by Kozel to Niggers 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:17:27 ago (+70/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/uq3g2k.mp4



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[ - ] deleted 29 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:05:38 ago (+29/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:05:48 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] frankenham 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 12, 2022 22:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

I'm guessing it was a fake gun, the guy noticed it and decided to snap his collarbone as punishment

[ - ] I_am_baal 12 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:15:39 ago (+12/-0)

I'm disappointed that this nigger lived. It'll just do this again until someone kills it.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:44:26 ago (+2/-0)

Well I still hope the brain bleeding killed him later on.

If it is so, putting the vid out was a mistake, without the cops cant prove shit.

[ - ] bobdole9 10 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:34:45 ago (+10/-0)

Wonder if he had any thoughts when his face hit the pavement?

[ - ] lord_nougat 16 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:42:51 ago (+16/-0)

Lol, a nigger having thoughts?!

You're silly.

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:46:43 ago (+8/-0)

Its said before you die you flash through your life. Maybe, if the pavement did its job, the planter could have fatal brain damage. In this scenario, even with overall diminished intelligence, I wonder if they get to see their shit life before the meatsuit turns off.

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:24:49 ago (+5/-1)

Muh dick, muh gibs, chicken, watermelon and grape soda. It's pretty much it.

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:34:27 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 20:08:01 ago (+1/-0)

AYO U PSYCHIC NIGGUH U READ MY MIND HOW U DO THAT?

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:59:25 ago (+3/-0)

TNB = math.random(3)
if TNB 1 then
CommitMuhDik(GetRapeTarget("whitewimminz"))
elseif TNB 2 then
ShootSideWays(GetShootTarget("datniggadowndablock"))
elseif TNB == 3 then
RobStore(GetTheftTarget("grapedrank"))
end

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 14 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:35:23 ago (+14/-0)

"sheeeeeeeeeeit"

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:49:12 ago (+7/-0)

Like the hit kick started it's brain? Doubtful.

I know it wasn't thinking beforehand, because it's a nigger.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:42:40 ago (+1/-0)

For the moment as the pain lasted, 3 sec later while still running he forgot wtf happened.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:55:26 ago (+8/-0)

The friend immediately took off

[ - ] thoughtcryme 9 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:01:19 ago (+9/-0)

true strength of arm and character was present, ofc he ran.
The hyena and the lion.

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 23:11:26 ago (+1/-0)

Was that a sheboon?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:54:49 ago (+8/-0)

Another episode of The adventures of TYRONE!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:14:52 ago (+6/-0)

If someone starts a fight with you they are trying to kill you. Gun or not, they are trying to murder you. If you don't kill them or might not want to for legal reasons, you should damage them enough that they remember the ass kicking every day for the rest of their lives, whether that happens when they look in the mirror or try to walk.

[ - ] 0rion 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:31:08 ago (+1/-0)

Problem is niggers are incapable of intelligence or learning from their mistakes.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 12, 2022 09:17:49 ago (+0/-0)

You ever seen Sub-Saharan African justice?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:29:50 ago (+6/-0)

sounds the monkey makes

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 21:14:31 ago (+0/-0)*

Look up "release call".

Edit: Looks like the term has other meanings that Google likes better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrjbRz3y7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81mnsNyEd5o

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 12, 2022 00:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

That frog sounds like a jew when you take his shekel.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:42:26 ago (+4/-0)

If he hollers, let him go.

Eenie meenie miney moe.

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:47:47 ago (+8/-0)

I thought you were supposed to crack niggertoes?

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:48:44 ago (+5/-0)

That dumb guy did it wrong! Go catch it again!!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:54:13 ago (+3/-0)

Got to have a nutcracker under the seat for these exact scenarios.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:52:59 ago (+3/-0)

Let him goooooo. Seriously fuck niggers.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:44:36 ago (+3/-0)

That was satisfying

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:24:32 ago (+0/-0)

No it wasn't

He should've been aborted before birth

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:45:48 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck it cali allows post birth abortions, lets participate.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

Or after, at least.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 13, 2022 00:07:00 ago (+0/-0)*

Good thing there was a video of the incident otherwise title would be "racist white man commits hate crime on honor student".

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:59:40 ago (+1/-0)

"Let him go! He just threatened to murder you with a deadly weapon,what are you mad about?"

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:30:03 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck that guy for letting the nigger go.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 19:57:55 ago (+0/-0)

"Hey! Let him go!" - No thanks.

He should have broken his arm and shot him in the knees.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 19:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

He was just jogging

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:54:19 ago (+0/-0)

Once he started squealing I would've ripped his piggy throat out. Who wants to hear that shit?

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 15:52:37 ago (+0/-0)

Should have blown that niglets brains out

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 18:58:00 ago (+1/-0)

Too fast. He should have throttled him. Slowly squeeze the life out.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:16:39 ago (+0/-0)

I was crushed by disappointment as the progress bar burned down and I did the math to estimate that there wasn’t time for this to be a snuff film.