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So if they have stuff that shrinks your dick,what would enlarge it?

submitted by Merlynn to whatever 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 04:21:32 ago (+1/-1)     (whatever)

It stands to reason that if eating certain things causes your dick to shrink,there should be things that make it bigger. Since jews are trying to turn women into size queens,it might be advantageous to be able to make our dicks bigger.


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[ - ] Ozark 11 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 04:42:04 ago (+11/-0)

Blowjobs usually enlarge mine.

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 04:52:08 ago (+5/-0)

Survey Says! Ding,Ding,Ding! No.1 answer!

[ - ] GMarksTheSpot94 -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:22:26 ago (+1/-2)

You're so fuckin cool and rad talkin about blow jobs, you da man fo sure. Little do you know that sexual degeneracy mostly comes from Jewish tricks. Humans aren't meant to be putting their mouths anywhere near there because of diseases and I'm sure you wouldn't mind your wife kissing your children with the same mouth that has been engorging itself in vomit inducing areas. Wanna use the but it feels good argument, I hear that heroin also makes you feel good, doesn't mean that you should do it does it?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 16:49:09 ago (+1/-0)

Found the virgin.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 06:37:13 ago (+2/-0)

This is some sad shit. Learn to accept who you are, buddy. By the time a woman finds out you have a small penis she's already at a point where she likes you and literally wants you inside of her. Sex is not about stuffing an object into a hole it's about connecting with another person. Billions of people on this earth have small dicks (China, India) and seem to manage just fine.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 10:15:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Merlynn [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 16:48:13 ago (+0/-0)

I see the jews don't want the goyim talking about how to enlarge dicks. How typical.

[ - ] Conspirologist -3 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 07:09:06 ago (+1/-4)

Porn actors take anabolic steroids and masturbate a lot without coming. This is why they have unnatural huge penises.

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 09:36:08 ago (+5/-0)

This is the most retarded bullshit I'm going to read all day.

[ - ] sguevar 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 14:17:54 ago (+1/-0)

He is special... Trying to make sense at things he doesn't know. Let him be. He is fun to watch.

[ - ] deleted -7 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 04:47:47 ago (+0/-7)

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[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 09:36:27 ago (+3/-0)

Gayia

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 16:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

This is the lamest troll account yet. They're definitely not sending their best anymore.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 10, 2022 19:05:11 ago (+0/-0)

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