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Well I'm officially a moron, faggot, and idiot

submitted by CamelsMiller to TellUpgoat 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:30:43 ago (+31/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Preface I do NOT pay for Disney+

I have Disney+ as a favor from my best friend's son who allowed me to piggyback for things like the Mandalorian and other stuff. I'll admit early Marvel stuff, and National Geographic documentaries are things I enjoyed... I just finished watching the newest "thor love and thunder". For almost 50 minutes I was like this is fun, and no WOKE bullshit. THEN IT HIT like a God Damn lightening rod. WTF is wrong with society? I was stupid enough to think it COULDN'T get that BLATANT in a #1 movie release. I OFFICIALLY renounce marvel, disney, and all their sending the message. I watched the critical drinker's review, but thought it couldn't be THAT bad. Holy FUCK. At first I thought little niggers in Asgard, then the main kid is the son of the main nigger in the earlier movies and I was like ok, nigger son. BUT WAIT. Now characters are faggots, dykes, and children of faggots and dykes. And there is a whole point of destroying faith in anything. If you are a Christian it is deeply intent on destroying that. I wasted 2 hours on a teensy bit of fun cinema, and mostly seeing the message on TV.

Sorry to let you all down that I actually wasted time watching it


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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2022 07:33:33 ago (+0/-0)

Turn off the Electric Jew , retard.

[ - ] calx 15 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:47:10 ago (+15/-0)

There's a lot of satanic garbage on the televitz. User discretion advised.

[ - ] CamelsMiller [op] 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:54:30 ago (+8/-0)

Yeah, I just wish family and friends would see it like we do.

[ - ] calx 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:57:28 ago (+6/-0)

I know - it crushes my soul daily.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:03:06 ago (+4/-0)

I don't understand how anyone can stand to watch capeshit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 23:17:44 ago (+12/-0)

It's alright, retard. We all get bored once in a while.

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 23:58:06 ago (+5/-0)

The wife and I really enjoyed most of the Marvel movies 2008-2019, but I was oficially done with Marvel after Endgame (after Captain America hands his shield to a nigger) and didn't want to watch any more Marvel. The wife, though, wanted to watch the Doctor Strange sequel, so I reluctantly humored her. I pointed out the subtle tranny flag on the non-White girl's jacket and now she is no longer interested in Marvel either (thank God).

[ - ] Unreasonable 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 10:41:33 ago (+1/-0)

Quit watching after the snap. As far as I know Thanos won and the universe is a better place.

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 17:18:30 ago (+0/-0)

That does make for a better ending.

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:49:07 ago (+5/-0)

Just wait until you see the new&improved LOTR's movies.There's niggers everywhere they shouldn't be.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 23:20:08 ago (+5/-0)

Should make some clips with ebonics


Yo! Gaydolf where you at???

[ - ] CamelsMiller [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 23:24:10 ago (+2/-0)

There is no chance in HELL I will watch that. I despise the LOTR series, and honestly this is my best thought on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d_oSWH4pMQ

[ - ] knightwarrior41 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:58:18 ago (+2/-0)

yeah i dumped that show in the first 20 minutes of it. i couldnt stomach the galadriel character and i knew that the elf niggers were coming later on too so i said meh and dumped that shit

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:38:47 ago (+5/-0)

If you watched that crap with your son you better beat the shit out of him before it sticks.

[ - ] CamelsMiller [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:39:54 ago (+3/-0)

I don't have a son, but if I did I would never let him watch it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 01:04:11 ago (+4/-0)

I recently succumbed and watched “Prey”, the latest installment if the predator franchise.
Don’t.
I knew they would make me regret it. They did.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 10:44:31 ago (+1/-0)*

It was so bad. For so many reasons. I could write a solid essay on all of the reasons why it was so bad. Not only did they manage to make a woke historical-revisionist social commentary out of a Predator movie, they also deepened the complete absence of the Predator creature's threat/intimidation factor.

The single thing, literally the only thing, I enjoyed in the entire film was the scene where the Predator fucks the bear up while holding it over his head.

They also managed to throw in an anti-macho-male easter egg with the cigar, right at the moment where she finds the results of a buffalo hunt. Totally ignoring the fact that the natives were the ones who'd hunted them to near extinction.

I get so fucking frustrated with this 'noble primitive' bullshit, near mythology, about native Americans and their 'harmonious relationship' with nature. These motherfuckers did not paint with all of the colors of the wind. They came and depleted an area of all of the resources they had the technologies to take, and then moved on. Over and over and over. If there was any so-called harmony at all, it wasn't for any virtue on their part, but for lacking the technologies later Europeans would have to extract more from the environment. They look 'nature-loving' only because they lacked a relative parity with Europeans in terms of what they could get out of the land.

But that's the Marxist ideology, right? If everybody is doing something, but one group is doing way, way better, then the groups who are doing it with less competence become moralized. It's because they are less greedy and wicked.

Take those same people and give them the privilege and watch what happens. Give them the casino licenses. Now they're a bunch of arthritic, alcoholic mutts who keep their tribal meetings once a year so their kids can get free community college at other people's expense. I know a girl who literally attends the meeting once yearly, the bare minimum, to keep her card. She went to college for free. When the Covid stimulus went out, our state apportioned a special amount for native Americans and she got something like $12,000 of tax payer money because she had five kids - which she will admit to having had because she 'does not like even numbers'. Meanwhile my white dairy farmer friend who works harder than anybody I know was told not even to apply because the agricultural stimulus was not available to non-POC.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 12:52:11 ago (+0/-0)*

I get so fucking frustrated with this 'noble primitive' bullshit,

Ditto. They had low population density and low productivity. They arent stewards of mother earth lol.

I watched maybe the first half hour before and then I sort of skipped through watching a couple minutes here or there to get the gist. Muh evil white man garbage. Muh stronk warrior wahmen, why won’t the mean boys let her hunt? And she’s also a brilliant medical practitioner with advanced pharmeceuticals like magic orange powder which cures more shit than ivermectin.

Even a woke good writer wouldn’t try to shoehorn this many liberal PSAs in to one film. It’s just bad writing—a woke sausage churned out for undiscriminating palates. I could have even gotten on board a bit with a feather nigger heroine if they had not been so egregious and absurd. A madlib of woke tropes.

Feather nigger gambling has got to go. If we want nice things, we need to engage in productive activities. Morals promote economically efficient behaviors. Gambling is a form of slavery, just like alcohol and pot addiction and video games. And shitty hollywood movies while we’re at it. Addiction is biological slavery. Period. The economics of gambling is a broken window fallacy. I suppose jews are behind every one of these injun gaming parlors but it’s no excuse. The injuns are defining themselves as parasites. They all need to be given gene tests to weed out the fake ones too. Its all a huge scam. Either go back to living off the land or live like a regular american.

How about that stabby one that killed 11 people in Canada? He looked like a FAS kid, frankly. How many of their problems are due to that?

They were never tamed and bred for industry like whites or east asians were. I’ve been trying to figure out the magic recipe for decent human beings I think monogamy and cold climates are part of the process of producing better societies. But it’s not enough. Perhaps you will say christianity but I dont think that is enough either.

I was reading up on some siberian ethnic groups recently and I discovered they are really violent and criminal. I used to wonder why russia had such a high murder rate for a white country, I no longer do. You’d think, ‘hey they are kinda chinky, they’ll be mostly peaceful’. Nope. I digress.

The feather niggers are being selected for parasitic behaviors . Hardly enobling. The worst traits are bred for when people can live off of charity or scams like gambling. People need to be induced to sustain themselves, to live off their own effort. Encouraging them to live off other humans is the worst thing you can do to feather niggers or whites or anyone else. Human parasites are real and they are a curse on humanity.

Meanwhile my white dairy farmer friend who works harder than anybody I know was told not even to apply because the agricultural stimulus was not available to non-POC.

Its exactly what they claim apartheid was.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 23:17:03 ago (+4/-0)

Audita est contritio tua. A culpa absolveris, In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

Go forth, and sin no more.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 23:19:15 ago (+8/-0)

You're a strange bot, you know that? Your creator has a weird sense of humor.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:56:23 ago (+3/-0)

i dont watch tv anymore. there's too much propaganda. movies are just horrible with the niggerism, homosexuality themes and feminism.

i just stick to watch some anime and even then they are becoming infected with the same disease.

so yeah today tv is garbage. even the sports are too pozzed to watch most of the times.

i subscribe to netflix because of my dad, he loves a few korean shows there. and i have prime because of the shipping. i am subscribed to a music service that i will dump in a year because i got an offer for just 6 bucks a month for the whole year.after that i will rely on my own stored library for aural entertainment. music and video games plus the occasional tech channel on jewtube

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 06:09:20 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine watching the talmudvision in 2022.

[ - ] WittyUserName 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 05:22:00 ago (+2/-0)

We all make mistakes. It's good you owned up to it.

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:03:42 ago (+2/-1)

enemy recon is not waste

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 01:39:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:02:34 ago (+1/-0)

If you are a Christian it is deeply intent on destroying that.

Kinda like all the pseudo-pagan jew hacks on here.

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:05:00 ago (+1/-0)

like JUDEO-christian

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:46:49 ago (+1/-0)

judeo-Christian makes as much sense as vegan-Carnivore.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 22:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

Turn off the Electric Jew

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 18:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

and people want to make fun of me and call me a weeb for refusing to watch anything other than anime. Jokes on them lol.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 10:52:32 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, theres a lot of antiwhite hatred forcefully written into the movie, but God dammit i cried snot and tears over the bigger picture of, "You are a God, but the love of your life still dies"

good movie, with clear separation between artificially inserted wokism, and the really good story.

watch it!

but dont pay shekels for it.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 09:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

Take heart in the knowledge that you had HOPE. You at least had some hope that there would be a shred of good in anything modern disney puts out.
And also take heart in the knowledge that you are HUMBLE enough to admit a wrong. This is in VERY short supply these days.
God bless!

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 08:46:04 ago (+0/-0)

All media made by a jew is intended to attack Christian values.

[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 05:23:52 ago (+1/-1)

Haha, ur gay and lame. Get wrecked shitkicker.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 04:33:25 ago (+0/-0)

The director Taika Waititi is a Jew. He started ruining the Thor franchise as soon as was allowed to direct them by kike Disney. He hates white culture, this is why he is perverting the Asgaard mythology.

[ - ] diggernicks -9 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:32:01 ago (+0/-9)

Christ cuckery is no better than woke failure

[ - ] CamelsMiller [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:41:17 ago (+5/-0)

I don't understand this comment. FWIW I posted to say I'm embarrassed I watched that BS, and am apologizing.

[ - ] NeonGreen 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:28:29 ago (+6/-0)

@diggernicks had Carl Sagan blow a load in his mom and leave her like a nigger. Don't take it to seriously.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:56:32 ago (+2/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 12:47:56 ago (+0/-1)

Youre not very good at this

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 13:22:17 ago (+1/-0)

Not good at deriving pleasure from your roasting? Are you sure?

BURN! He burned you. Rub some desitin on that chapped ass, friend. That is some redditard tier butthurt.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 14:22:33 ago (+0/-1)

Try again

Harder

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 14:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

Is that what you told Carl Sagan when he was doing your mom?


Ooooo! Burn. Apply aloe vera gel directly to the sphincter.

You are so far from my tier right now. Can you even see my awesomeness tier from your diarrhea tier? Invest in binoculars so we can wave to each other. ~~~

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 08:44:03 ago (+0/-1)

Moms dead

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 12:42:10 ago (+3/-0)

It was a powerful load.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 13:22:49 ago (+0/-0)

You are obsessed with your dead mom.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 14:22:04 ago (+0/-1)

Sure

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 14:38:04 ago (+0/-0)

You’re not very good at this!

[ - ] Reawakened 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 9, 2022 00:47:48 ago (+4/-0)

Don't try to make sense out of diggernicks. It's a random word generator.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 08:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

Neat

[ - ] diggernicks -4 points 1.7 yearsSep 8, 2022 22:41:52 ago (+1/-5)

K

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 10:38:04 ago (+0/-0)

Oh for sure (/s). Codreanu's Iron Guard was basically no different than your average Comicon convention. Retard.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 9, 2022 11:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

Glad we're on the same page