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Warning Shot

submitted by deleted to bears 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 14:10:55 ago (+26/-1)     (bears)

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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 17:46:34 ago (+3/-0)

That nervous laughter. Good guys though for not killing her.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 16, 2022 19:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

in primitive communication, laughter signals that there is no danger

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 17:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

Whoa! Mama bear meant business!!

[ - ] Version6 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 21:54:36 ago (+0/-0)

I dont know if I would have fired a warning shot. She looked like she was gonna wreck them. It all turned out well in the end though.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 15:40:09 ago (+2/-2)

A bears heart beats 8 times a minute. At that range you could shoot her and she will still tear you up

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 16:13:13 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 17:50:02 ago (+4/-0)

Get out of here with your studies and science. I will forever remember that a bear heart only beats 4 times an hour. And that is final!

[ - ] ThisGuy 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 18:02:56 ago (+5/-0)

I'm with you. A bears heart beats twice a day. They are practically indestructible.

[ - ] Temp20210918c 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 22:43:14 ago (+1/-0)

There. That settles the bet: bears only require a 6 gorrilionth of a heart beat per decade. Now you go--er, guys that is--owe me some shekels.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 19:39:02 ago (+0/-0)

it appears the Alaskan bush lore I heard was wrong. thank you

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 19:30:39 ago (+2/-0)

You probably were thinking of bears during hibernation.

"A grizzly hibernates five to six months of the year. During that time, its heart rate slows drastically from around 84 beats per minute when active to around 19."

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/02/110207142625.htm