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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 21:42:53 ago (+4/-0)

I have a sister that was trying to rush cooking dinner in the morning. Told her to relax and she tells me about this.

Told her to "fuck em' do you really think anyone else is going to follow this"?

Her answer: I don't want the power to go out.

She needs to get out. But her husband won't leave.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

She needs to get out. Her husband is a retard. Was he born there and has no idea what the rest of the country is like?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

His mom won't leave and he doesn't want to leave her. The woman is bedridden .

I say pick her up and load her in the truck. But nooo.

Yay on getting out!

[ - ] diggernicks -3 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 21:51:39 ago (+0/-3)

You have relatives in commiefornia

Color me shocked

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:02:11 ago (+2/-0)

No guess as to what she was cooking?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:07:19 ago (+1/-0)

Avocado toast?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:07:45 ago (+1/-0)

No he will get it. I have a prize for him when he does.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry I dont accept gifts from homosexuals

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:44:23 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/p7ishx.jpg

Whatever.. saw you get disappointed earlier. Here's an aoc you'll like.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't open

Stay salty sally

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:59:47 ago (+2/-0)

You so opened it.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 00:04:44 ago (+0/-0)

Keep trying children

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:59:14 ago (+2/-0)

Thank the nogs for NOT complying. The last thing anyone should do obey those insane fuckers.

Make them plunge the state into communist utopia.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:10:33 ago (+2/-0)

So grateful not to be stuck in that hell anymore.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 11:45:34 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 03:16:14 ago (+1/-0)

It's also the rich. As socialist as they are, when they have to cut down on water or electricity, it's fuck those poor people. It happens every time there's a drought.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 00:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

all whites cutting their electricity usage down, as good (?) citizens. The others on the other other hand...

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:38:46 ago (+1/-0)

Ha!Ha! Oh it wasn't a joke? Even funnier. Last night (after suffering the heat for damn near a week) I finally pulled my window fan, and replaced it with my portable Amana air conditioner, that had been gathering dust for couple years. Me and my cat did not wake up near heat stroke this morning, and was comfortable all day! Screw Commissar Newsom.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 7, 2022 05:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

They will say they aren't "willing" enough garaunteed.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:42:08 ago (+0/-0)

California's been going through this for about 20 years now.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:44:44 ago (+1/-0)

40 years

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 22:47:21 ago (+1/-0)

Omg you're right. Wow.