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Insurance Scam Gone Wrong

submitted by deleted to WatchPeopleDie 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 12:08:37 ago (+34/-5)     (WatchPeopleDie)

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[ - ] CHIRO 12 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 12:37:59 ago (+12/-0)

Haha. Yeah, gonna go ahead and call that a suicide rather than a scam attempt. Like falling intentionally, I'd wager that such a scam would not involve causing the maximum damage possible to your head and neck. If you want a car to run over your head, it's probably because you want to die.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 9 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 13:07:40 ago (+9/-0)

I wonder if he was so drunk he couldn't stand. Could have been an accident. He looking wobbly there.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 15:24:04 ago (+0/-0)

Could be an accident.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 20:20:59 ago (+0/-0)

That was my thought.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 13:13:29 ago (+5/-0)

Usually the vehicle divers jump face forward or dart into the car's path instead of falling back.

Willing to wager drunk and fumblefucked himself into the street.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 13:15:40 ago (+5/-0)

Brain damage pays the most in an insurance scam.

[ - ] CHIRO 7 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 13:17:06 ago (+7/-0)

That's like chopping my dick off to win a bet, to earn money for fucking whores with.

[ - ] JustALover 7 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 15:44:58 ago (+7/-0)

Definitely drunk. It's late, look at how he has trouble keeping his balance, and when he turned his head suddenly (balance is located in the ears) he completely fell over.

So, yeah. Died of covid.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 16:59:21 ago (+1/-0)

Slippin' Jimmy in an alternate, better, timeline.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 14:17:38 ago (+0/-0)

Ouch

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 21:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. He didn't feel anything.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 8, 2022 02:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

Probably the first bump was felt. Mainly that's how I felt.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 15:52:05 ago (+0/-0)*

Translation: Hey! Your mother's cunt! (It like saying holly fuck in this context). Yes, I speak beaner.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 19:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

I changed my mind.

I think he's just drunk and that driver was a fucking idiot

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 21:20:04 ago (+0/-0)

He finally used his head

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 7, 2022 07:07:57 ago (+0/-0)

Walk it off champ.

[ - ] nanoonanoo 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 7, 2022 10:16:47 ago (+0/-0)

perfect

[ - ] Darwinxmachina 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 7, 2022 15:07:40 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe he was having a vaxattack.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 7, 2022 08:24:23 ago (+0/-0)

Gone wrong ? I think it went quite well