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Nice Rifle

submitted by Wolfspider to whatever 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 03:23:24 ago (+29/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 9 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 05:03:15 ago (+9/-0)*

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 13:19:37 ago (+5/-0)

If this "newspaper" were in the checkout line I would expect the next page to be about alien babies being raised in the foster care system.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 10:25:01 ago (+4/-1)

Plot twist: the retard reporter doesn't know the difference between a shotgun or rifle, but the Ukrainian actually did shoot down a jet with a shotgun lol

[ - ] Native 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 12:29:13 ago (+1/-0)

The guy looks British. He doesn’t have a bit of Slav in his face

[ - ] Temp20210918c 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 09:58:08 ago (+0/-0)*

Did they really lose £74,000,000 over the exchange?

If so, that drone either:

\ Sucks at evasion/maneuverabilty/being-useful-from-altitude/defense/general-self-preservation

...or...

\ Is way too expensive for what they got


Maybe both?

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 7 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 03:45:00 ago (+7/-0)

Then why is he holding a shotgun?

[ - ] Wolfspider [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 04:17:27 ago (+5/-0)

That's why I titled it so.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 04:52:16 ago (+5/-0)

You use bird shot for flying targets. Duh! Shooting down a jet is just exactly like duck hunting.

[ - ] Xantha 7 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 06:09:13 ago (+7/-0)

Pilots hate for you to know this one secret, the Nintendo laser pistol from the NES duck hunt game shoots them down everytime.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 06:23:49 ago (+4/-0)

Russia better hope Ukraine never finds out about Game Genie.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 07:11:54 ago (+1/-0)

^This guy is an idiot, didn't know you can use the P2 game pad to fly the duck.

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 08:35:15 ago (+1/-0)

If the jet is P2, why doesn't big bro Zelensky just unplug the controller?

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 08:42:38 ago (+0/-0)

Because he's having too much fun?

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:36:51 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but if you miss that fucking dog laughs at you

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 08:01:30 ago (+2/-0)

You just have to lead a jet more than a dyxk is all.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 16:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

Is that why "we don't need AR-15s"?

[ - ] totes_magotes 6 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 07:27:32 ago (+6/-0)

Sheeeiitt, can't you tell that that's an AR-14 fully semi-automatic high capacity bump-stocked wireless hole punch?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 10:16:49 ago (+5/-0)

That shotgun looks brand spanking new. I would bet it's never even been fired.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 7, 2022 01:45:43 ago (+0/-0)

What kind of wear are you expecting? Maintain your guns folks.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 08:53:42 ago (+3/-0)

This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for a Ukie win. I bet this picture of this old fuck is 20 years old and he's been dead for years.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 08:55:26 ago (+3/-0)

Omg the sharp shooter of Ukraine guiz.

Fuck your faggot jew v jew war. I am not interested.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 10:17:33 ago (+2/-0)

That shotgun looks brand spanking new. I would bet it's never even been fired.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 12:51:06 ago (+2/-0)

The Jew's attempt to copy the German military's accolade system has completely devalued that system.

No one believes some tranny has fucking war accolades... It's like those chinks basically wearing metal jackets, with all those medals on their suit coats

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 17:54:54 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckin BULLSHIT!
Fat fuck "might have" fetched a drone with a slug round from that 12ga shotgun.
Aint no zoomie jet gonna limp from any 10 rounds from a bird rifle.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 18:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

Fph niggotry from a brainwashed sheeple?

Maximum overcuck

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 6, 2022 23:31:33 ago (+1/-0)

... and other stories you'll totally believe!