Girls are a hive mind. They do this to score social points. Their lives are so easy they consider this valuable and worthwhile. If you understood their lives and who they were inside, what they thought of you and others, you would demand the 19th get repealed. But instead you lie to yourself that you're different, that she is different, and in that way, you're both the same. Besides, most of those iced coffee girls are like teenagers and 20somethings, so basically toddlers to you all think of the children and you shouldn't even be looking at them you pedo!
I prefer cold, iced, or room temp coffee. I want to taste it, not sip it in with a sharp suck of air so I don't scald my tongue. You can't taste shit when you suck in all that air to cool it down.
Since it's a taste thing for me, I'll sometimes put flavored shit in there. Creamers or flavor shots, whatever. Why? Because I want flavor and coffee is the lowest calorie flavored drink not loaded with "kill you" chemicals.
As for sweetness, two drops of liquid stevia, a quarter teaspoon of xylitol. No sugar to rot your teeth, no artificial shit to make you fat. Xylitol will help keep your teeth longer (the bacteria that fuck up your teeth can't eat xylitol) and it helps with dry mouth. Though, and I can't stress this enough, until you're used to it, having too much of it will clean your lower intestines quickly. Think of it as a flush. In the meantime, there's so little shit that you're stirring in that you don't need it hot to dissolve whatever you're putting in there so perfect for cold, cool, or iced coffee.
Hell, I'll even use coffee in smoothies. Cherry, raw chocolate, and coffee? Fuck yes. And get your protein for the day in one cup.
You want a caffeine kick that will launch you into orbit? Take that raw chocolate, put it in a moka pot, make it like it's coffee, add a dab of cream, a pinch of sugar, add some coffee if you want a mocha flavor. More caffeine than you can shake a shit at.
By the way, in case any one cares, real irish cream has less calories than irish cream flavored creamer.
I, on the other hand, only drink coffee for the caffeine. I don't like the taste. If sweetened and creamed enough, it becomes palatable. Two fingers of flavored creamer followed by coffee so I don't have to stir. I've tried other ways to get caffeine and they are either expensive or worse tasting. So every morning starts out with two or more cups of stuff I barely can stand. There are days I wish I tasted coffee the same way people like you do.
Try the raw chocolate/cocoa in a moka pot. Add a touch of sugar and cream and it will taste like the best hot chocolate you ever had with an extremely high caffeine content. I promise, you can't go wrong with that.
[ + ] jquuery
[ - ] jquuery 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 11:24:57 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] texasblood
[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 16:25:01 ago (+0/-0)
That logo has an origin/ meaning.
They clueless who they are worshiping with every purchase
[ + ] IfuckedYerMum
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[ + ] totes_magotes
[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 10:42:45 ago (+0/-0)
Since it's a taste thing for me, I'll sometimes put flavored shit in there. Creamers or flavor shots, whatever. Why? Because I want flavor and coffee is the lowest calorie flavored drink not loaded with "kill you" chemicals.
As for sweetness, two drops of liquid stevia, a quarter teaspoon of xylitol. No sugar to rot your teeth, no artificial shit to make you fat. Xylitol will help keep your teeth longer (the bacteria that fuck up your teeth can't eat xylitol) and it helps with dry mouth. Though, and I can't stress this enough, until you're used to it, having too much of it will clean your lower intestines quickly. Think of it as a flush. In the meantime, there's so little shit that you're stirring in that you don't need it hot to dissolve whatever you're putting in there so perfect for cold, cool, or iced coffee.
Hell, I'll even use coffee in smoothies. Cherry, raw chocolate, and coffee? Fuck yes. And get your protein for the day in one cup.
You want a caffeine kick that will launch you into orbit? Take that raw chocolate, put it in a moka pot, make it like it's coffee, add a dab of cream, a pinch of sugar, add some coffee if you want a mocha flavor. More caffeine than you can shake a shit at.
By the way, in case any one cares, real irish cream has less calories than irish cream flavored creamer.
[ + ] Shitheel
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[ + ] killallpedophiles
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