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Men, we have to talk. You need to go out to your driveway/garage and either reach in through the grill or open the hood.....

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:20:56 ago (+7/-2)     (www.gtsparkplugs.com)

http://www.gtsparkplugs.com/images/car-horns-assortment.jpg

and disconnect your wife's and/or daughters horn from her car. It's a single wire to a small plastic circular device with one opening somewhere in the front of the car.

You're going to do this for her own good, and maybe yours too depending. You see she's a strunk independent wymenz and she'd going to get into a traffic situation where she and arrogantly i]believes she's right[/i but she isn't, she just feels that way and she's going to lay on that horn......and it's going to be someone who's having a bad day......and they're going to be looking for the man that allowed that cunt out of the house without supervision........

Thank you gentlemen.


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[ - ] observation1 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:24:19 ago (+3/-0)

Had to pull the fuse on the horn to my aging fathers car. He was driving around like a new yorker giving out bad vibes all day long.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:53:51 ago (+2/-0)

I'd have swapped it out with one of those A-OOOGA horns from back in the day.

[ - ] killallpedophiles 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:28:02 ago (+3/-2)

he probably wouldnt have to if there werent so many fucking niggers driving without regard to life.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:34:03 ago (+4/-0)

I fucking hate niggers. They make everything worse. I was driving the other day with nobody behind me. Some fucking pavement ape pulled right out in front of me instead of waiting five fucking seconds for it to be safe and considerate.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:40:29 ago (+1/-0)

FUK U, YT!!
That's what I hear everytime.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:40:06 ago (+2/-0)

Its the people looking at their phone at stop lights that gets him. The cultural shift where people don't notice the light right away that has happened over last 10 years. He remembers a time when people were considerate to eachothers time.

However, my dad takes it to the next level. The moment that light turns green he blasts the horn, every time. You gotta be Mario Andrade to not get honked at.

[ - ] killallpedophiles -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:52:36 ago (+2/-3)

if more people were like him, maybe more than 5 fucking cars would make it through the intersection at a time. i have an old airhorn i will ship to him right now. good man.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:56:55 ago (+2/-0)

Lol

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:29:36 ago (+2/-0)

Strange down south here

You have to practically cause a 10 car explosive pile up before someone will beep at you

[ - ] FUBAR 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:49:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, if you hear somebody tooting the horn, it's serious. Last time I used mine was an oblivious jaywalker with face in phone. Scared 'em, hopefully enough to have left a deposit in their pants.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:50:45 ago (+2/-0)

People dont pay attention

Millenial and gen z scum view driving as a distraction from playing with their phone

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:43:13 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody wants to be shot for honking. Never know what retard you'll drive beside.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

pussy

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:17:28 ago (+1/-0)

Every woman I know is upset whenever a car horn is used. To them it's launching a nuke.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:31:38 ago (+0/-0)

That just goes to show that THEY ARE EVOLVING. We haven't seen their final form yet. Brace yourselves men, the end is nigh.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

4 trumpet 160db train horn.
40lb tank,120psi
You will fucking move if the black truck beeps.
Yes I have caused accidents

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:52:31 ago (+1/-0)

Small penis compensation eh?

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 16:06:55 ago (+1/-0)

More likely road rage will settle her hash on the spot, which could free you to upgrade to a less bitchy bitch.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 00:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

I want a horn that either screams DIRTY NIGGER! or ALL JEWS ARE DEMONS

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:43:53 ago (+0/-0)

My wife's car has a "sports horn" that I put in there. Very high pitched and hilarious