Didn't want to get the coof. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Didn't want to get the coof.
submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 09:35:50 ago (+37/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/3fitti.mp4

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 20 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 10:14:42 ago (+20/-0)

Great, now that squirrel has AIDS.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 13 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 10:29:35 ago (+13/-0)

Nice gloves. What are they, a millimeter thick?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 14 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 10:59:33 ago (+14/-0)

Do you really expect a soy cuck, that screams like a bitch, and has a star wars tattoo to own a serviceable pair of leather work gloves?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 11:17:15 ago (+6/-0)

I think if he had been thinking correctly he would have found something thicker to pick that thing up with. A tough old pair of blue jeans ,a canvas duffel bag. Thin latex is just retarded.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 11:50:59 ago (+13/-0)

I'm sure the squirrel thought he was nuts.

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 13:01:57 ago (+6/-0)

i see whst you did there lol

[ + ] Bigdeal

[ - ] Bigdeal 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 13:36:49 ago (+3/-0)

He thinks it is a cute nice squirrel, just like all people, expect racist Nazis. This same type guy thinks niggers are just people also. He has no idea how wild life works or the real world.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:08:43 ago (+1/-0)

He has no idea how life works or the real world.

Fixt

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

A sledgehammer

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:35:05 ago (+1/-0)

No that’s mean.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 11:51:42 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:05:22 ago (+3/-0)

Those look fucking legit.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:09:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:18:56 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:53:07 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:09:50 ago (+1/-0)

With slits cut in the fingers tips so you feel the bolts your taking off

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

Yes...

Bolts...

[ + ] ReturnOfTheGoats

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 16:02:44 ago (+1/-0)

Can you order them online? All I saw was a list of their retailers.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] ReturnOfTheGoats

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:20:02 ago (+0/-0)

Just saw this, thanks!

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2022 19:20:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Deathstalker

[ - ] Deathstalker 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:21:55 ago (+1/-0)

I have some cutpro gloves from work.

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:28:18 ago (+1/-0)

When in the homedepot I tried all the gloves with holding a heavy but relatively sharp edged metal sheet which is what I was buying them for. The cheap pig leather beat out all the “high tech” and “cool” ones BY FAR. I own them now and they’re great! The rest you could basically feel the sharpness of the sheet right through them.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 05:39:56 ago (+1/-0)

never mind i figured it out

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

Their soy small and cute! It could never carry rabies!

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:17:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 13:22:19 ago (+2/-0)

FREEDOM UNITS OR TO THE GULAG WITH YOU

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 10:51:50 ago (+8/-0)

Could have just thrown a towel on it lol.

[ + ] Rebooted

[ - ] Rebooted 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 11:22:04 ago (+3/-0)

Eh, with all that built up ash in there it would have made a mess.

I probably would have shot it with a pellet gun first, then cleaned the while fireplace because it needed it.

[ + ] GlowNiggerDick

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:43:57 ago (+1/-0)

Thats a little extreme. You cant really get rabies from a little tree bro. Unless you have fruit or nut trees squirrels are pretty cool.

[ + ] froggy

[ - ] froggy 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 13:12:32 ago (+3/-0)

It is possible. About as likely as being struck by lightning while being bitten by a shark, but it is possible. When I was in elementary, we had our best and brightest chase the gophers in the pkayground. I know of 2 kids that caught them, got bitten, and had to get rabies shots as a result.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:12:08 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:00:16 ago (+4/-0)

Congratulations you have RABIES!

[ + ] GlowNiggerDick

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 12:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

You cant get rabies from a squirrel. They are way to agile to get caught by something thats got rabies, and if they do they wont be surviving the attack.

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 14:24:13 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds like something you could bet your life on!

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 00:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.crittercontrol.com/wildlife/squirrels/do-squirrels-carry-rabies

Not saying it happens a lot, but apparently it can happen.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 10:42:22 ago (+4/-0)

What a fucking moron

[ - ] Wolfspider 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 11:48:01 ago (+2/-0)

You gotta get 'em by the tail.

[ + ] letsgetit

[ - ] letsgetit 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:58:00 ago (+2/-0)