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holy mother. I just got a new negro coworker and she talks like a nigger off the street in professional meetings.

submitted by HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:39:07 ago (+50/-0)     (whatever)

She speaks in a calm voice but damn, this is weird.


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[ - ] Glowbright 22 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:08:51 ago (+22/-0)

dye your hair blue, wait a week and then claim she called you a fag. It is only a matter of time before she claims you are a racist. Get out in front of it.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:26:15 ago (+8/-0)

slowly stuffing a bra would also work

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:00:31 ago (+0/-0)

The real solution

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 02:21:58 ago (+0/-0)

No, there is only one real solution. A final one you could say.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 10:47:33 ago (+0/-0)

Catholics

First

[ - ] HelpAcct123 18 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:12:20 ago (+18/-0)

Thats hilarious record it and transcribe shit she says here. Your company's esg score just went up

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 23 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:54:34 ago (+23/-0)

She says "aks" a lot. "binness" "straight up" "finna"

I feel like there are no standards here

[ - ] bobdole9 11 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:12:05 ago (+11/-0)

Silly White, Clown World has no standards!

[ - ] Goatedwiththesauce 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:46:31 ago (+9/-1)

Did any1 aks u, whyiet boi?? Finna boutta take care some binness, straight up. OOOO LAWDY

[ - ] ruck_feddit 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:32:54 ago (+5/-0)

I had a negress ask me something in a store not long ago. She said "something something finna do" and I laughed and laughed.

Easily my favorite noglish word.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:12:22 ago (+3/-0)

That sounds like every time I call Houston's city employees

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 22:55:44 ago (+1/-0)*

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 22:53:23 ago (+1/-0)

Oh warhd? deyt shaneeka frum aroudahwey! Deyt bish gotta mustaysh bushee cooldoe!

[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 6, 2022 06:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

"We finna increase diversity an decrease spendin. I think we can improve them ebt numbas next quarta, straight up."

I wouldnt be able to take this person seriously.

[ - ] JoggerLogger 17 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:52:46 ago (+17/-0)

they all do. she’s your replacement. time to move on or she’ll be your supervisor in 24 months.

[ - ] con77 11 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:10:08 ago (+11/-0)

6 months

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:47:26 ago (+6/-0)

She got a degree in binness management.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 19:58:56 ago (+2/-0)

she finna git dat Mastah's

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:02:26 ago (+0/-0)

Hannelin deyt!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 16 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:40:08 ago (+16/-0)

Past time for a new job.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 19:39:23 ago (+2/-0)

finna be bouta straigh up finds me a new grind at unadduh biddnis

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 22:59:50 ago (+1/-0)

Warhd showtee yoo lookin tuh geeyet fat stacks?

Listen here aymah tell yoo lyke dis doe. Aye got uh trap deyt needs some dustin cuz five oh been creepin foe reel doe! Gnome seyin?! Yoo down oh wut bish?!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 21:19:00 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] Nosferatjew 12 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:30:56 ago (+12/-0)*

All you have to do to fix this is, whenever she speaks like a street nigger in a meeting, you start speaking like a street nigger. Don't make a big deal about it, simply act like the way you are speaking, ahem, like a stupid nigger, is totally normal. If someone gets upset, don't stop, but also act like you don't understand why they are so upset. Don't drop meme words, like bixnood or sheeit, just speak in ebonics with a straight face.

So, how does this "fix this"? Well, either she will change how she speaks (unlikely), or management will notice how she speaks and attempt (but fail) to make changes, or you will not be allowed in meetings anymore (win!), or you will be fired. No matter the outcome, it's a win for you.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 9 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:59:31 ago (+10/-1)

The reason that "joke" doesn't work is because people will interpret it as them having influenced me and then propagate Jewish sponsored nigger culture more.

What you are proposing will back fire in the wrost way.

or you will be fired. No matter the outcome, it's a win for you.or you will be fired. No matter the outcome, it's a win for you.

Not going to be cannon fodder for your experimental idea (that is not going to produce a result resembling any positive outcome you say or of any other variety)

The "copy niggers" thing is stupid. Never copy niggers. No matter what you THINK will happen due to copying them.

[ - ] deleted 19 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:13:14 ago (+19/-0)

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[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 10 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:14:48 ago (+10/-0)

Ok now that is a workable idea

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 14:18:04 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:06:17 ago (+4/-0)

It sounds like an important industry acronym and I want to be informed."

🤣 I'm sorry finn? Finntech?

[ - ] KingLeopold2 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:04:58 ago (+6/-0)

Agreed. Never copy. Always reject degeneracy. The better tactic is to simply act like you cant understand a word they're saying.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:15:20 ago (+3/-0)

Which is probably true

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:47:11 ago (+4/-0)

You say it's stupid, but we all want you to do it and record it. I would go so far as to say we start a gofundme type fund for your inevitable firing, so you have something until you find your next job. Think about the heights of fame and glory you could achieve if you do this. Imagine being able to stop the sinking of the Titanic...that's the kind of epicness we're talking about here.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:12:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah if you can get a go fund me to cover 6 months of pay I'll do it

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 14:20:49 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Treefart 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 17:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

I got 5 on it

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:33:19 ago (+3/-0)*

people will interpret it as them having influenced me
Not if you do it right.

It's not about "copying" niggers, it's about mocking niggers, exposing their retarded absurdity to your coworkers, and to the nigger. Obviously, this isn't something you should do if you actually want to keep your job. If they're already hiring retarded niggers though, you might as well move on and find a new place to work, because it's only downhill from there.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:49:16 ago (+4/-0)

If someone gets offended, just say, "Nigga pleeeze."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:09:02 ago (+1/-0)

Just mock the offended faggot by doing a Carlton Banks impression while dancing at the same time.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:03:49 ago (+0/-0)

Don't drop meme words, like bixnood or sheeit, just speak in ebonics with a straight face.

🤣 there'd be no way I wouldn't bust out laughin if that happened.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 9 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:10:08 ago (+9/-0)

We had a junior accountant from Jamaica. She talked like she was on the streets of Kingston AND she was willfully stupid so everyone soon learned to avoid her unless absolutely necessary. She'd sing church songs at her desk and since mgmt was too scared to approach her in case it blew up in their faces she got moved to a plum office that was away from everyone else.

Eventually management got tired of putting up with her lackluster performance and plans were in place to fire her on a Friday, with severance pay of course. To everyone's delight she marched in on the Wednesday and quit without giving any real reason.

A few weeks later we got a call. Apparently she'd applied for unemployment benefits, not realizing that when you quit for no reason you can't apply. Then she started claiming all sorts of terrible conditions at the job which had made it impossible for her to work there. She had zero documentation or evidence so it got tossed pretty fast.

Heh heh stupid nigger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

plum office

Finally put em back on the farm

[ - ] con77 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:15:05 ago (+8/-0)

Now realize that it reads, writes, and does math on a 4th grade level and got hired anyway.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:35:15 ago (+4/-0)

Who taught this nigger to read?!

[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:40:39 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers didn't have written language before white people came to Africa. Native American tribes also didn't. I don't even think they had the wheel. Some of the African and jungle tribes that are still around can't even make fire.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 16:05:31 ago (+2/-0)

I heard a nigger speak today in his tribal African language. He used French when giving numbers. It means the niggers didn't even had numbers before the Europeans.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 16:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

Something something - some, many, many many kinda thing - no zero just 'not here or nuffin'.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 16:53:19 ago (+0/-0)

Mcdonalds menu ???

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:11:26 ago (+0/-0)

The same faggot that lettem sit on the nag.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:37:58 ago (+2/-0)

Probably got a full ride to college too (after being accepted even with poor test scores)

[ - ] boxslowly 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:41:36 ago (+6/-0)

Nobody has the guts to tell her she can't speak properly

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:17:55 ago (+5/-0)

Niggers in offices so openly show they don't belong there it's hilarious.

Do you have the fat nigger mammy that has a not-so-secret junk food drawer she always eats out of.

We had a nigger that made a little hidden nook with a pillow and a makeshift mat where its fat ass would disappear and take naps daily.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

Had someone tell me a hispanigger at work would sleep at its desk and when asked why they'd say they have kids and they're tired.

They still work there.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 00:05:41 ago (+0/-0)

Years ago I had to work next to this ape that would bring gross shit and eat it from the moment it sat down in the morning until midafternoon. It was really disgusting barbecue or some shit. We would have pizza on Fridays and I never told it. It saw all the people bringing back slices of pizza to their desks and it asked me about it 'why you din tell me?'

BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN EATING FOR HOURS YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING SLOB. YOU DON'T NEED MORE FUCKING FOOD. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

They don't belong in society.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 22:27:25 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:58:28 ago (+4/-0)

Start bringing fried chicken, watermelon, and purple drank to meetings. You know, for solidarity.

But seriously. The poor thing doesn't know better because of how she was raised. Take her aside and tell her that she sounds like a dumb nigger. She will completely appreciate your kind words of advice. I wouldn't be surprised if HR doesn't pay you a visit to give you a letter of commendation.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:21:01 ago (+0/-0)

I was recently invited to a concert pertaining of mostly enriched individuals.

I said I'll have to find my MAGA t-shirt and hat with Kanye 4 life on the back.

The conversation quickly went silent. Why?

[ - ] Goatedwiththesauce 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:44:53 ago (+5/-1)

NPR has ghetto nigger reporters who are completely unintelligible. I thought it was someone doing an exaggerated voice for a comedy skit at first.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:53:11 ago (+4/-0)

Grats, I guess.

[ - ] Thatguy 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 16:28:15 ago (+3/-0)

I witnessed this in the U.S. military all the time. A black women would be appointed to a leadership role. Immediately all white males in their command would be written up for frivolous infractions and would not be promoted. Theft and corruption would skyrocket. Inefficiency became the SOP. Yet they would be rewarded and promoted. The Peter principle was in full effect.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:56:03 ago (+3/-0)

she with 75iq got hired over a white man with 110iq

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:56:41 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:25:07 ago (+0/-0)

Layin?! Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit uh nigga aint hittin dis bestake deyt ass ova tuh lakqweeta ass house wit deyt!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:29:03 ago (+3/-0)

WE TAKIN OVER U CRACKA ASS CRACKA Y U HATIN 4

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:35:13 ago (+3/-0)

You should totally bang her. I love jew nigger babies, theyz so cute!

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 17:21:47 ago (+2/-0)

I once broke a white female that was getting uppity on a Facebook group. To try and assert she was better educated than me she informed the group that she had a master's degree in social work. My retort to her was that she was probably working for the department of social services under the supervision of an uneducated sheboon. a couple of people in the group knew her and I was correct. It affected her so much she quit the group immediately.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:16:54 ago (+3/-0)

Being proud of winning an argument on social media is the equivalent of downys being proud they are just like everyone else.

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:38:04 ago (+2/-0)

Yo dats da diversity and sheeeeit yo kompany image don't matter niggah

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

Just tell her your username.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:27:06 ago (+1/-0)

I would just start talking like her.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 19:37:44 ago (+1/-0)

Dids she ax alotta qwexshun?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:18:55 ago (+1/-0)

She looked confused and out place like she was surprised she showed up for work.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 19:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 17:20:33 ago (+1/-0)

A-Yo when we get a break up in diss bitch ?

I gots ta caww my baby daddies parole officer n sheeit

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 16:35:31 ago (+1/-0)

She a professional.

[ - ] beece 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:34:13 ago (+1/-0)*

Someone is still going to have to do the work. It would be fun if someone else took a video (to keep your name out of it) TO ADD LARGE SUBTITLES in English in the video. Find a way to quietly spread it around.

Similar to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQXSfJu8SA

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

Follow the bouncing basketball!

[ - ] NationalSocialism 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:52:03 ago (+1/-0)

Are you a hr employee or work in the fast food industry?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

Professional it stuff.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:01:21 ago (+2/-0)

I’m fucking with you. Negresses are the least intelligent and least skilled people on the planet.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 12:16:05 ago (+4/-0)

I noticed there are shitloads of them in call centers. "Senior executive technicical supervisor queen nigger cunt" are their job titles

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 22:51:39 ago (+0/-0)

Corporatefaggotcuck: Shaniqweetah what's your proposed solution to our conundrum?

Oh heyyll nah nigga aym awnly uppinis bish cuz dis hooowyte ass honky dun axtid meh tuh be tawlkin ate awl yall hooowyte ass toxic mufucckin meeeyins!

Eefyoo axtmeh aye sey fuxallyall hooowyyyteez gnome seyin?! Frfr💯 sickayalls ohpressinupawnmeh!

Corporatefaggotcuck: (gets scared by its own shadow) Uhh thank you shaneesahqweetah for that powerful eloquently spoken and also if I may add diverse thought!

Aye aint give uhfux whutcho hooowyte ass be addin fuxyoo nigga!

Corporatefaggotcuck: Again thank you for your brave articulation of the struggle!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 19:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

Ok on a scale what is worse nigger speak or a heavy German/Russian accent?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 18:07:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:23:30 ago (+0/-0)

Frfrdoe gettupaenat cellyo eeen maykah ackwwizishunupawnat bish gnome seyin?! Whard 💯 !

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:13:12 ago (+0/-0)

Now realize that it reads, writes, and does math on a 4th grade level and got hired anyway.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:13:04 ago (+0/-0)

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