A girl I know asked asked me if I wanted to do a threesome. - Upgoat

A girl I know asked asked me if I wanted to do a threesome.
submitted by Centaurus to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 18:09:07 ago (+32/-1) (whatever)

I told her that if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd go out to dinner with my parents.

[ - ] ThisGuy 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:01:33 ago (+5/-1)

/v/jokes

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:07:28 ago (+4/-0)

Sheeeeit, I didn't even realize it till now. Oh well...

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:53:42 ago (+3/-0)

Ba-dum! {{{{{tsss!}}}}}

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 18:28:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:05:42 ago (+2/-0)

I can't even jerk-off -- my hand keeps falling asleep.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 22:36:06 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 04:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

This is why white people are being bred out of existence

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 23:55:39 ago (+1/-0)

That would have been the best 3 minutes of your life! Wouldn't it!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 00:03:23 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe 3 minutes if I smoked a cigarette in the middle.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:51:47 ago (+1/-0)

I am moral now but I had one really good threescore and wish I had the experience I do now to take back in time and relive it.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 21:31:19 ago (+1/-0)

I lost my virginity with a hot redhead chick and her friend. I miss those days.