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Dude kills himself cause Vax made his penis atrophy

submitted by 1point21jiggawatts to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 16:40:28 ago (+20/-2)     (i.imgur.com)

https://i.imgur.com/wSt1q4S.png

Too dumb to link it to the vax, blames it on "long covid"


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[ - ] Lordbananafist 9 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 16:48:09 ago (+9/-0)

i wish someone would give my penis a trophy!

hey-ooooooooooo

and not for fastest orgasm... or STD champion... or wherever you jerks were going to take my awesome one-liner joke.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:24:01 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 21:48:32 ago (+2/-0)

https://yewtu.be/FLPOQt_vkZc

Completely forgot about this song. Thanks.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 21:57:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:06:07 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] quaintarrow303 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 22:24:11 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck I got a belly laugh out of that, thanks.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 04:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

it gets a medal for participation.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 16:53:45 ago (+6/-0)*

He could tell he was becoming a tranny, it was the only logical thing to do!

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 19:32:25 ago (+1/-0)

It sounds like he had "short covid".

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 19:57:56 ago (+1/-0)

He had covid in his shorts!

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:18:14 ago (+1/-0)

Psychopaths mess with your mind.

Then your genitles.

Then kill you!

None of this was a coincidence!!! It's what they do.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:25:01 ago (+1/-0)

Also messes with your janitors

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 16:44:56 ago (+1/-0)

Dumb,he could have found something worthwhile to do.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:18:23 ago (+4/-0)

Yea. Tons of serial killers penises dont work.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

Is that why I never got around to killing cereal?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2022 04:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

yeah uh...

if hes posting to reddit...

he didnt top himself.

[ - ] DoctorK 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 21:12:05 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay and absolutely brilliant. Almost as good as the guy posting pictures of hot girls claiming they were transfags who didn't know if they pass as female.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 16:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

womp! womp!

[ - ] mikenigger -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 17:57:52 ago (+0/-1)

he joined the 42%