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This one's for you, fat retard!

submitted by lord_nougat to Comics 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:24:30 ago (+72/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 16 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:30:30 ago (+16/-0)

Bullying was the vaccine against the social contagion of trans faggots.
Make
Bullying
Great
Again

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:33:00 ago (+7/-0)

MBGA!

[ - ] calx 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:41:40 ago (+9/-0)

Thanks for the inspiration to hit the gym after work! <-- can confirm overweight retard

[ - ] TardWhisperer 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:18:42 ago (+9/-0)

It is much easier to lose weight than it is to become less retarded.

[ - ] calx 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:34:30 ago (+4/-0)

I'm in a bit of a slump. Still trying to lose the Convid 20 I gained during the fuggin lockdown. Need to cut back on the booze that's what's doing it.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:36:42 ago (+6/-0)

No way, man! Booze kills the germs!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:55:22 ago (+5/-0)

Brain cells too! Too many of those and you get all paranoid.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:56:13 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah, seriously!

Fuck you, faggot brain cells! And you too, faggot liver!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:13:08 ago (+6/-0)

Kidneys are sus too

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:25:48 ago (+2/-0)

Naww, it's good excercise for them! Gotta rinse 'em out real good from time to time!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 22:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed! read this comment.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:53:19 ago (+7/-0)

That's what friends are for!

[ - ] Deathstalker 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:32:40 ago (+3/-0)

Quit being so retarded, fat tits!

[ - ] Rawrination 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:46:00 ago (+2/-0)

My new workout song
https://youtu.be/GUsu1R3bOvY

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 12:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

Haha (Nelson voice)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:06:11 ago (+4/-0)

I got bullied in high school. Ended up beating the shit out of two of my bullies. Another one killed himself. What a faggot.

I had to go to a new school and immediately laid into the first kid that started shit with me and took him out. He fought like he was in slow motion and everyone stood around with their mouths open. I don't think they'd ever seen a real fight before.

Now I think the majority of people are massive pussies. This goes triple for niggers that shoot their mouths off constantly but never back their shit up.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:17:00 ago (+0/-0)

What’s with bullies killing themselves? Do they eventually run out of victims and start bullying themselves?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:26:02 ago (+1/-0)

Weird coincidence, a few of them ended up going to where I went for undergrad and I ended up making friends with them and not in a now you took it like a man and you're cool type of way. One of them I ended up being close friends with and he said the guy was always crazy like he would have to stop him from climbing out of the sunroof when they were flying down the highway. He ended up killing himself over a bitch (lame) and another one ended up spending years in rehab.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 11:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

He ended up killing himself over a bitch
Hahahahaha what a beta! lmfao
So, contrary to the op cartoon strip, not all bullies are based.

My friend in undergrad was bullied at school by a kid of divorced parents. He grew up to murder someone and then killed himself when the police found him.
At my own school there was a bully who was a child of a single mother and lived in a shitty house. I don’t know what happened to him except he was on welfare.
My sister had a couple girls in her class at school who went through early puberty. They would bully younger boys and sexually harass them. One of them is a single mother now, and the other is a stripper/waitress.

The point being real bullies are actually fucked up. I mean real bullies not the alpha in the cartoon strip. That’s just jocular teasing which is actually constructive. Real bullies beat others and lock them up and make their lives miserable. And some even go on to do crimes.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 12:52:13 ago (+0/-0)

The first school I went to was an all boys Catholic school and it was hardcore. It was like prison like you had to fight people just to exist. One of the bullies was the younger and fatter brother of the school's star athlete. He tried to play on teams but he was mostly just a goofball. Whenever I decided to take his bullying physical I always whipped his ass. I don't know why he even bothered. He's the one that went to rehab.

Another kid got bullied a lot and ended up beating the shit out of the kid bullying him and then became a bully himself. We must have had really incompetent bullies.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 08:22:24 ago (+1/-0)

Most of them are miserable fucks and bullying is exercising some control over their life.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 11:06:24 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, and the jolly doctor seems to agree

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 18:25:50 ago (+3/-0)

Bring Back Bullying!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:47:01 ago (+2/-0)

I sent that meme to thd guys I know who work out. Let them know we are lifting so we can be better bullys.

Make
Bullying
Great
Again!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:52:18 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yeah.

Lift harder, you fat faggots!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 08:22:28 ago (+1/-0)

Bullying and slutshaming worked great for thousands of years

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:11:55 ago (+6/-4)

Bullying sometimes works.

Vast majority of people who started shit at my school ended up in fights and the VAST majority where won by the fat guys.

Smart bullying: pick him last in sports "sorry bro, you can't run fast enough" or "chicks think you're ugly so I can't do x". Etc.

Aggressive bullying just lead to some untrained 90lb teenagers getting rag dolled.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:23:50 ago (+9/-0)

Sorry, bro. You're too fat to post to this thread.

Better?

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:11:35 ago (+2/-4)

I guess there's no upper limit on how gay you can be and post

Youre here after all

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 8 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:21:24 ago (+8/-0)

Sick burn, my obese brother.

[ - ] diggernicks -3 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:51:01 ago (+1/-4)

Your butthurt pleases me

Your fph fail not so much

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 18:29:18 ago (+7/-0)

You want to hurt my butt, and that seems kind of homosexual.

[ - ] diggernicks -3 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 18:29:54 ago (+0/-3)

its totally unintentional

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 04:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

spite is a wonderful motivator

[ - ] Hadza 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 03:36:57 ago (+1/-0)

Boxing with glasses on???

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:19:05 ago (+1/-0)

Paying it forward so we all benefit.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:18:07 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:31:57 ago (+0/-0)

Wow! good job, fat retard!

That looks way better.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:32:54 ago (+2/-0)

Pencil is always a PITA to scan.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:00:54 ago (+1/-0)

That's a very based comic. Thanks.

True evil people (jews) aren't like this. Their hate and demonic nature is pure and is just what they are.

[ - ] diggernicks -3 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:53:36 ago (+1/-4)

gay

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 12 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 15:59:42 ago (+12/-0)

I knew you'd appreciate it, you fat faggot!

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:01:13 ago (+0/-1)

You live in califailia,cmon niggy

100s of thousands of malnourished meth heads is nothing to be proud of

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:11:28 ago (+6/-0)

Are you jealous of all our fine organic, free-range meth heads we have here?

One fun thing about them is how nobody cares when they die.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

The only thing I miss about California is how tall I was there.

Made me feel like a god.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:24:46 ago (+4/-0)

Wait, fuck. Does moving away transmogrify one into some kind of gross midget?!

Oh well... WORTH IT!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:29:08 ago (+0/-0)

So worth it.

Oh then yeah ,you must live where the white people live.

Where I had lived the Mexicans took over completely to the point where it was just Mexico 2.0 .

I'm about 5'4 and I hovered over those people. It felt great.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:36:06 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, right!

We moved to a beach town because that's what you're supposed to do once you've "made it" here... And now "teens" are coming down from south central to shoot each other in our once nice parks.

Our local cholos are kind of allies, in that they live in kind of a strip between us and them and they hate the nigs as much as we do. But we still clearly gotta get out of this place. If it's that last thing we ever do!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 06:50:25 ago (+1/-0)

Already tall, however shopping at the heavily Mexican Target was a trip...some of them were literally half my height as full grown adults.

Wonder how much it must suck needing to use a car booster seat as a 40 year old woman.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:25:34 ago (+0/-0)

Where I had lived the Mexicans took over completely to the point where it was just Mexico 2.0 .

Literally your people. You hate your reflection in the mirror, I bet.

I'm about 5'4
Hahahaha midget

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:53:51 ago (+1/-0)

Not mexican you cowlicked twink.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 11:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

I can practically smell the beans through your text. yuck
Continue thread

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:23:43 ago (+1/-0)

The only thing I miss about California

You misspelled mexico, you stinky midget

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 00:57:06 ago (+0/-0)

Ha ha you make me laugh. Which is why you're my favorite

We cant all be as tall as your boyfriend.

https://youtu.be/x7GgtGZaJBo

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 11:09:01 ago (+0/-0)

I ain’t clicking any link from you. Probably some degenerate mexican shit, anyway.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:02:03 ago (+0/-1)

Id rather they never existed at all to begin with

Planned parenthood is a great American organization

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:04:10 ago (+1/-0)

Well, they were at first, until they started donating millions to far left extremist political campaigns instead of preventing degenerates from breeding.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:01:58 ago (+3/-0)

Planet fitness $10 a month.

Maybe pick you up a few of them big girls you like while you're there.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:25:27 ago (+6/-0)

He prefers PLANET FATNESS!

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:03:01 ago (+1/-2)

I expect better of you

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for having faith in my abilities.

I'll strive to do better [whatever that means].

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:02:47 ago (+0/-0)

picking up your ma is exercise enough

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:06:23 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha oh my are you a black man? Weirdly enough that's what she seems to prefer.

Nigger dick ahh now I get it.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:07:31 ago (+0/-0)

New at the internet eh?

It shows

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:08:34 ago (+0/-0)

My mom said she wants you to buy me a pony. Giddyup.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:09:15 ago (+0/-1)

Want in 1 hand

Shit in the other

Good luck!