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[ - ] Redhairin 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 20:12:40 ago (+4/-0)

I use a Turkish coffee pot...but with a filter in the cup, and none of that nasty powdered Turk coffee. Kona coffee; coarse ground. So long as you stick with real Kona coffee I doubt you could do anything to fuck it up.

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:26:33 ago (+3/-0)

I've used all three. Espresso machine makes the strongest coffee. But there are several variables you have to be aware of. It only makes small quantities. You have to use the right grounds to get the brew you want.

Use good, fresh espresso grounds for really rich, dark coffee to prevent it from becoming bitter and acidic. I prefer a cup of regular coffer from a filtered coffee machine with an espresso shot. That's a morning eye-opener for ya. Make sure you use half and half if you like a lightener, not milk, cream, or God forbid, non-dairy creamer.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:59:54 ago (+1/-0)

Espresso !!

This is what I use. Works great. I'd buy another if mine broke. Makes 2 cups at a time, if you want.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/255698560077?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=o2BVJ5MpQl6&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=UfVbYOgAQYS&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 19:55:49 ago (+0/-0)

Had a look at it dismantled - seems complicated. But as it's relatively cheap might get one.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 21:50:36 ago (+2/-0)

Buy instant coffee, spoon directly into your mouth.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:11:02 ago (+2/-0)

Oh my God I remember the aero flow. Great at the time because emergency but 8/10 times always a mess.

Filter sucks.

French presses are gay.

Moka forever and always.

[ - ] killallpedophiles 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:29:26 ago (+4/-2)

french presses do make good ass coffee though

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:54:55 ago (+2/-0)

I don't like ass coffee.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:35:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.. until you graduate to real coffee. :)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 22:38:54 ago (+1/-0)

True. My plunger coffee is pretty rubbish but it's quick. There's simply no space in the kitchen or anywhere else for a coffee machine.

[ - ] killallpedophiles 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:36:21 ago (+2/-2)

ive got a nice coffee brand ive been getting for a few years now, straight from kenya. super low acid, i can chug the stuff no prob.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:41:31 ago (+1/-0)

African beans? Amateur hour. Tell your Kenyans to swim over to Puerto Rico to get you real coffee.

[ - ] killallpedophiles 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:46:19 ago (+3/-2)

kenya has some of the best land in the world suited toward coffee growing. they may be niggers, but they happen to live on that land. ive had it all, kenyan coffee beats the fuck out of anything puerto rico puts out.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:51:01 ago (+1/-0)*

I'm saying this as nicely as I can.

Fuck your nigger beans. Puerto Rican coffee is a national treasure. That's why America bought the goddamned island and not ew.. africa.

[ - ] killallpedophiles -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:55:10 ago (+1/-2)

Indiana is a national treasure, fuck your sub par puerto rican beans. theres a reason that shithole isnt even a state. trump should have let them drown since those useless white niggers cant even survive in their own habitat.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 20:01:56 ago (+1/-0)*

trump should have let them drown

Well you voted him in maybe you should have called him up and told him not to throw the 5 rolls of paper towels that saved everybody.

useless white niggers cant even survive in their own habitat.

You kind of stumped me there.

Going back to your inferior coffee, enjoy your marked up McDonald's beans.

[ - ] killallpedophiles 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 20:04:27 ago (+2/-2)

i didnt vote for zion don, ive never voted in my life. ill never vote for any of these kike lovers.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 13:58:39 ago (+1/-0)*

https://library.sweetmarias.com/coffee-producing-countries/caribbean-coffee-overview/puerto-rico-coffee-overview/

We would love to support coffee production in PR because it is from the US, but can’t do it solely because of that factor, and particularly because we find it does not pass our minimum expectations on the cupping table.

Apparently, real average coffee. Not seeing any positive reviews of PR coffee in general. My suppliers basically say it sucks, and being in the US makes it extra expensive.

https://happymugcoffee.com/collections/green-coffee

Another source of good beans.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 14:33:52 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the article.

I have never seen yaucono selecto Looked it up why in the world would I trust coffee from Maricao?

I like the the ones from the Lares haciendas : cafe lareno ( best) cafe crema, alto , etc.
It's not often I can get them but they are the preferred.


[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 14:51:34 ago (+0/-0)

Having access to a quality supplier makes all the difference.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:27:45 ago (+2/-1)

Moka is for children,fags & niggers.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:29:42 ago (+1/-1)

What color is yours?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:33:34 ago (+2/-0)

You trying to dox me?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:40:08 ago (+1/-1)

Yes Santa, I'm trying to see what color faggot you are.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:29:21 ago (+1/-0)

Brikka is the patricians choice.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

I am so mad. I bought the mini express bialetti and the ring got all fucked up and I have no idea where to find the correct size replacement.

So now it sits in a cabinet all pretty and waiting.

[ - ] Redhairin 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 20:08:06 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 20:13:32 ago (+1/-0)

❤️. Thank you!!!! I never thought to look at ebay.

There are other people in the reviews asking the same thing , so I just thought it was hopeless.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

Bialetti isn't known for quality. Moka pots are primitive enough and they still fuck them up occasionally. Brikka pots are pushing their limits and have a much higher rate of defect or failure. Fucking stupid pasta niggers.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:55:07 ago (+1/-0)

The mini express has two spouts.

I don't need two spouts but omg it looks soo pretty.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 21:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

degenerate caffeine addicts need to be culled

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 13:25:10 ago (+1/-0)

Hypocrites hopped up on caffeine are the same people denigrating "drug users".

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 16:28:39 ago (+1/-0)

Every single time

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:40:37 ago (+1/-0)

palm press

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

Gtfo with this msm failure

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 19:12:05 ago (+0/-0)

My first hurtful comment of the day! Well done diggernicks, well done!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 13:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

Strongest in what sense? If flavor isn't a priority, consider buying 100 grams of caffeine for your morning drug fix, or meth.

I'm back to using filters with a pour over, after years of french presses. Pretty fine grind, and mostly do light roasts, except when I get beans better for espresso.