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I want to reboot District9

submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:03:16 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

A lot of it will be similar, Spaceniggers crash land, Wikus gets infected w the spacenigger juice. Then theres a middle part where Wikus transforms and gets to know the Spaceniggers better. He is horrified at how niggers live. Then he is fully transformed and gets that mech suit and kills all the Spaceniggers.

The End


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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:06:40 ago (+5/-0)

The secret awesome director's cut version!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:18:58 ago (+3/-0)

And then Wikus gets the spaceship and we set up the sequel where he genocides their entire planet.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:24:02 ago (+4/-0)

WE CLAIM THESE RESOURCES FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:11:26 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 25, 2022 06:45:21 ago (+2/-0)

The Loveboat but its old nazis

[ - ] Laputois 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 19:05:46 ago (+3/-0)

Don't forget the harvesting if albinos

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 24, 2022 21:53:14 ago (+2/-0)

Albino spaceniggers have gold inside their heads!
That gold must be harvested!