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Sand nigger

submitted by lord_nougat to Niggers 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 10:18:08 ago (+24/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6u03rz.mp4



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[ - ] FreeinTX 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 10:20:46 ago (+7/-0)

We all remember getting to eat mom's cookie dough while we wait for the cookies to finish baking.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 10:23:11 ago (+1/-0)

Your mom's cookies were not apparently as good as some.

My dentist says cookies with sand in them are bad for my tooth enamel.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 22:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

Too much chaffing when it comes out.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 23:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

The sand blows away, like chaff on the wind!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 11:13:18 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 12:18:45 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers are so retarded they eat fucking mud cookies

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 13:25:27 ago (+1/-0)

Dey eats da poo poo!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 22:41:32 ago (+0/-0)

Eeetz deyz kultcha!!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 23:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

So vibrant! So beautiful!

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 10:25:13 ago (+5/-0)

On a good day it finds a cat turd

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 10:33:19 ago (+3/-0)

Nutrient!

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 12:42:57 ago (+3/-0)*

Wakanda 101..how to make bricks. Sheeeeit

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 12:41:03 ago (+2/-0)

Dat how dey understand dem get um minerals n sheeit

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 10:30:20 ago (+2/-0)

Literally.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 22:40:33 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy We told the protected species to grovel for food not make gravel! Kvetch!

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 18:07:58 ago (+1/-0)

Look at this unique vibrant culcha!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 13:25:39 ago (+1/-0)

Was he powering up or what?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 13:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, yeah. And his superpower is INTESTINAL DAMAGE!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 12:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

They are absolutely our equals

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 13:58:43 ago (+2/-0)

Hashtag black excellence

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 11:42:48 ago (+1/-0)

Shame you can't eat sand in Minecraft.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 11:10:02 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao the Minecraft is great

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 11:02:07 ago (+1/-0)

If he thinks it was sore going in…

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 13:26:29 ago (+1/-0)

"If he thinks..."

LOL!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 04:00:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 04:09:47 ago (+0/-0)

That is a logical prognosis, doctor. I was thinking that as well. And it would most likely be particularly unpleasant.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 00:44:05 ago (+0/-0)

Will this perhaps prevent it breeding?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 00:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

One would think so.

But nature, uh, finds a way!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 00:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like a scientist testing what new things are edible

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 21, 2022 00:27:58 ago (+0/-0)

America needs this caliber of thinking mind genius!

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 18:09:35 ago (+0/-0)

All fun until your stomach gets upset, you try to barf it up, and sand gets into your nasil passages, tear ducts, and behind your eyes.

That's what happens if you eat a silica packet. Maybe sand isn't fine enough to do that but it might if you barffed violently enough.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 18:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

Better take it to the vet right away!

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 14:08:10 ago (+0/-0)

bugs or mud? ill stick with good ol fashioned meat and potatoes. maybe cakes made out of... wheat or corn? i dont know though, those look pretty tasty

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 14:13:03 ago (+0/-0)

You sound very un-diverse.

...makes not on clipboard.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 14:01:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 20, 2022 14:07:06 ago (+0/-0)

This is so absolutely over the top that it must have pica.

Or someone offered to pay it in watermelon, fried chicken, and malt liquor.