Where's my Diggernicks? You guys chased off my friend Sanegoat, my cute little dial indicator, my sweet sweet Dangus, and now my diggernicks? THIS is why I'm anti-social. everyone leaves me. - Upgoat

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Where's my Diggernicks? You guys chased off my friend Sanegoat, my cute little dial indicator, my sweet sweet Dangus, and now my diggernicks? THIS is why I'm anti-social. everyone leaves me.
submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:30:14 ago (+2/-4) (whatever)

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[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:33:12 ago (+3/-1)

My penis, cease trying to ride it

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:34:25 ago (+4/-0)

Ahh, there you are pumpkin. I thought the meanies got you.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:37:49 ago (+2/-0)

I can't imagine being so bored that I'd get obsessed with some random internet stranger...

How would they "get me" I dont care what fags on the internet think lol

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:42:06 ago (+4/-0)

Lol. Pot, kettle, nigger.

Dis you, rabbi?

https://files.catbox.moe/48s2x4.jpeg

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:05:27 ago (+1/-2)

Didn't open

Sorry guys, I know you all desperately want to mount me but I only sleep with women

Stay salty

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:42:58 ago (+3/-0)

I feel like this is a case of a retard talking to himself. You have head mates? I bet you have head mates.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:43:17 ago (+2/-0)

The Catholics chased him into a Saigon massage parlor, which unfortunately ran out of oil for his circumcised penis. He then tried to haggle the price because he didn’t have enough shekels, so they took his government sponsored phone, which he uses to post here and get credit for his matza ball soup every night - but don’t worry, he’s back with an appetite.

Probably for foreskins, though, so watch out.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:47:17 ago (+0/-0)

No he popped up. I can now get my daily dose of catholic hate, phew!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:59:48 ago (+2/-0)*

Also, if I live in California, I should kill myself because catholicism or something.

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:17:26 ago (+0/-0)

Blink twice if you need help!! Why do you choose to live there?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:28:38 ago (+1/-0)*

I don't choose to. I just came into existence here and it is where I am.

I never expected to want to leave and bought property. Now we shall need to sell when and if we find somewhere civilized to escape to.

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:39:59 ago (+1/-0)

I hear ya. That's exactly why I bought the properties that I did. I can hunt and fish where I live and since there is a water source on my property I do that often. Had squirrel on the grill tonight. They were messing with my pear trees.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

Why haven't you?

Fgt

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:43:57 ago (+0/-0)

I'm learning how to do a flip first.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 20:34:50 ago (+0/-0)

Sissy

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 21:03:40 ago (+0/-0)

GODAMMIT!!

Okay, fuck. I'm starting over; now I'm learning to do a MANLY flip!!

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:06:15 ago (+0/-0)

Aw

Poor baby got his fee fees hurt

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:58:57 ago (+2/-0)

I've been *getting* him all day. He is robust, durable, and resiliant and he can take it, though.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

brool story co

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:45:05 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:51:18 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks. Had you not posted that I might not have ever been exposed to King Missile.

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:55:27 ago (+3/-0)

I'm thinking about playing this in traffic with my windows down. Not brave enough to play Johnny Rebel in my failed state.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

Get more drunk to the point where you have become sufficiently brave.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 03:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

If you really love him then spell his f..king name properly!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

How gay and impotent are you nigger bitches to cry hard over words somebody typed on the internet lol

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Where's my Diggernicks? You guys chased off my friend Sanegoat, my cute little dial indicator, my sweet sweet Dangus, and now my diggernicks? THIS is why I'm anti-social. everyone leaves me. submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:30:14 ago (+2/-4) (whatever)

Where's my Diggernicks? You guys chased off my friend Sanegoat, my cute little dial indicator, my sweet sweet Dangus, and now my diggernicks? THIS is why I'm anti-social. everyone leaves me.
submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:30:14 ago (+2/-4) (whatever)