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Certified w*man moment

submitted by Boardallday3 to funny 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:46:17 ago (+60/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/h62qve.mp4



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[ - ] NuckFiggers 17 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 01:34:43 ago (+17/-0)

It's always mystified me how women treat their friends. It defies understanding.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 13 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 01:41:28 ago (+13/-0)

It almost seems like they’re in a competition with each other while men are in a sort of a gentleman’s agreement

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 03:24:19 ago (+3/-0)

Almost?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:33:57 ago (+0/-0)

Never enter into rigged binding legal contracts which only favor women

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:10:13 ago (+1/-0)*

My mother taught me that, despite what they say or believe, women will always take care of themselves first. Even with friends, kids or husband. Fuck them. When the house is on fire they are pushing everyone out of the way to get out the door first. Self preservation is their highest concern and everything they do, especially anything that seems charitable, comes from self preservation.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:12:13 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 20:49:25 ago (+0/-0)

The reason women in the audience are laughing is they know it's true. "isn't it funny that most men don't realize this"

[ - ] rabidR04CH 11 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:01:59 ago (+11/-0)

The "why" is just perfect.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 03:57:13 ago (+2/-0)

"oh well thats an understandable reason"

I mean there must be something like that in the woman hierarchy game.

[ - ] UncleDoug 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 05:28:26 ago (+8/-0)

Women don't have friends, they have associations to help them manage social engagement to find the man they want.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 05:44:19 ago (+6/-0)

So they all secretly hate each other, because they see them as competition? That's why there's always the ugly best friend there to cock block?

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 05:47:49 ago (+3/-0)

They don't hate each other, its just a beneficial business relationship.

That's why there's always the ugly best friend there to cock block?

So you too have noticed the ugly best friend in every group? Have you noticed at what ratio they are represented in every group? Have you noticed the "funny" one that they all secretly call a bitch behind her back?

Female social dynamics are not about making or maintaining friends. Women frequently spur all their "friends" when they are in a committed relationship time and time again.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:52:27 ago (+1/-0)

Its usually not so secret

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 06:02:13 ago (+4/-0)

to find the man they want.

If a bunch of recent (semi)studies are to be believed, the man they want doesn't exist, even the best of the best are just setteling down.

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 08:55:09 ago (+1/-0)

Probably jewish studies

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 09:24:47 ago (+1/-0)

Had to be, only jewish studies can evaluate jewish bullshit and as we see everything is going as planned.

[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 10:47:33 ago (+5/-0)

Letting women be sluts was a massive power move by the Jewish feminist communists.

Women don't have values or morals, and men love to see them as something they're not, as more pure and decent, as not complete gutter trash skank sluts.

If every man realized what women were actually up to behind closed doors, feminism would fall overnight. Letting women have social power to dominate men is the ultimate hateful move. It is entirely to demoralize and destroy society. Letting women slut it up is a massively hateful power move. It's like if we could get more conversations recorded of important jews saying they hate the goyim, people would wake up.

Look up microchimerism. If your wife ever had sex with another man, you're partially raising her kid. Feminism is cuckoldry, full stop.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:54:02 ago (+0/-0)

Never get married

Or have children

Problem solved

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:53:21 ago (+6/-0)

lol rekt

[ - ] Tbneer967 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 01:33:57 ago (+5/-0)

She handled that as well as she could have on camera I suppose lol

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:40:59 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 01:02:48 ago (+1/-0)

Depends where they live...he may have had all his teeth!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

Twenty five years ago, back when my wife and I were dating, one of her friends very clearly stated that if I promised to keep my mouth shut, I could fuck her. I had known several of this bitches ex’s, I wasn’t her type. She was a good looking girl. The proposal made me physically ill. Her confidence that I would take her up on it disgusted me. I said, ‘I wouldn’t fuck you with his dick’, and pointed at my dog, Dean Wormer. She stormed off. I reported it to my girlfriend and she confronted her friend. Her friend said she was testing my loyalty and never intended to go thru with it, and she almost got away with it had I not hammered on the fact that she got mad when I turned her down. Shouldn’t I have gotten a high five for passing the test?

Female energy is destructive.
That bitch went on to fuck another of my girlfriends fellas, and has been divorced three times since 2000.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 14:37:37 ago (+1/-0)

Roasties should be forbidden to leave the house

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 00:41:46 ago (+1/-0)

these are girls, stupid like all young chicks.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

All women are crazy

Some just hide it better