Uppity Nigger Fucks Around and Find Out - Upgoat

YOUR BOOBS ARE FAKE!

But it could have been staged, I guess. It seemed realistic enough to me, but it's not like I'm an expert on this sort of thing.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:56:02 ago (+1/-0)

I'm disappointed gun play was not involved

[ + ] osomperne

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:58:36 ago (+1/-1)

Or take a machete to his legs... For scientific research

[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 13 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:41:57 ago (+13/-0)

nigger walks like he has another nigger's dick stuck up his ass

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:26:44 ago (+2/-0)

It probably does, frequently.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 10 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:21:08 ago (+10/-0)

HAHAHAHAHA! He started skipping around and flailing his hands like he was half faggot/half autistic! Great vid!

[ - ] deleted 8 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:22:20 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:13:51 ago (+4/-0)

niggers are such fucking drama queens

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 20:55:14 ago (+5/-1)*

Why THE FUCK are they helping it?

I'm so tired of niggers talking shit, getting their faces kicked in and then running and crying for help. What a fucking pathetic, fucking loser species. I would be mortally ashamed to be a nigger

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

You was?!

Well grats on getting better from that!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:45:01 ago (+4/-0)

its a gay nigger

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:55:18 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/wjb4an.mp4

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 08:14:02 ago (+2/-0)

'sit down we'll help you'---they shoulda kicked that faggot niggers face into mush

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 07:08:44 ago (+2/-0)

that nigger is a faggot

[ - ] JoesLegHair 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:56:45 ago (+3/-0)

Shame there wasn't a happy ending.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 16:58:24 ago (+3/-0)

He was first sprayed and staggered across the road I thought this was going to happen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfuqfVe1Ho

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:29:15 ago (+1/-0)

Only in an ideal world.

And then a steam roller!

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 16:57:20 ago (+2/-0)

What kind of mace was that?

[ + ] Xantha

[ - ] Xantha 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:02:43 ago (+5/-0)

Oven cleaner hopefully.

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:17:40 ago (+2/-0)

Not OC spray, or if it was, way past expiration. If not past expiration, then a really weak CS variant.

Either way, the nigger just demonstrates how weak it is. Expired OC is nowhere near as bad as when it's at full potency, plus the lack of strong propellant only works in the nig's favor. And if it's CS, then it's even weaker because that shit wears off almost instantly. I know plenty of guys that would rather be CS'd a bunch of times than OC'd once, just because it takes longer to recover from.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:50:59 ago (+3/-0)

There's some niggers that aren't affected by spray very much at all. Dunno why, but I've seen it myself.

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 20:50:34 ago (+3/-0)

PCP (sherm)?

[ + ] Hoobeejoo

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

OC ain't nothing to fuck with. That was some of the worst pain I've ever experienced.

[ + ] Sneezy

[ - ] Sneezy 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yes indeed.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:14:03 ago (+0/-1)

What is OC?

[ + ] Mr_

[ - ] Mr_ 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:28:46 ago (+1/-1)

Oleoresin Capsicum, I’m not sure about the % concentration relation to results. Higher is better but at what threshold is “good enough” is something I do not know

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 02:37:47 ago (+1/-0)*

OC can come from any kind of pepper, it's just an oil derivative. Percentage has very little to do with the quality of the spray. The base pepper quality is what matters. Hokey pepper spray companies can advertise like a 20% OC content and it'll be weaker than a brand that uses 10% of a higher quality base.

What you look for are the SHU measurements, or Scoville Heat Units, and the MC rating, or major capsaicinoids. The higher the SHU is, the higher the quality of the base OC component. The higher the MC rating, the more pain it produces.

Mace is a trademarked proprietary blend of OC and CS. It's often misused by people that don't know the difference, similar to calling any kind of dark soda "Coca Cola" or even just "Coke."

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 08:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 11:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Deodorant used by big fat hairy homosexuals, I think.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 23:27:28 ago (+0/-1)

Orange County.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:30:44 ago (+0/-1)

This kind